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John B Feb 2015
Baron Bill forgot the thrill and forged his long lost daffodil

the casting failed and always will the past is gone regret is real
John B Feb 2015
Table talk, take a walk banter or bust

Billy goat wants to gloat over last nights lost trust

Gentlemen dons in corner booths fawn

And never do either collide or have want

From the dom to the sub some have and some flaunt
One or the other.
John B Feb 2015
Bro
One in every crowd

Protesting oh so loud

He doth protest to much me thinks

In closet presents found
John B Feb 2015
Be like water my friend

learn to brake as you bend

snap back for attack

put your whole self in

waves crash down

wash away tents and towns

ask me if I can speak up

well I bet you hear me now
Over reaction to a jab can be therapeutic.

"can you roll the window down a bit more, I can't here over the traffic"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HiJWMqfaAag
John B Feb 2015
Ikr
Lament the fall of consciousness
Curtsy in kind
A dawning grief upon us
The fall of mastered mind
Inspired by

“Stop letting people who do so little for you control so much of your mind, feelings & emotions”

― Will Smith
John B Dec 2014
If a deity's power is based around the faith put in that entity I have a new pantheon to propose.


Giggles and Fun

A gay couple and first because there is not one person here who has not done something just for fun or just for giggles, period you may not have said it but your actions at some point have been dedicated to fun or giggles, fear and respect them.


Godamit & ****

Anytime anything goes wrong one of these to is to blame, sometimes **** will get you laid but that may not be a good thing seeing as 1 in 4 people has ****** and that's just one of the many incurable venereals you may pick up *******.


Left and Right

Subjective and relative are Left and Right maybe its a little more to one or the other or maybe you need to turn to one of them at the light we lean heavily on them to know our way around and to make things worth looking at when you get to were your going.


Science

The first single god and the most active, constantly provides evidence for his powers, just wants to be understood,  some would say he hopelessly flirts with reality but that's another story.


Reality

Well she's vain self centered and materialistic, reality checks, reality TV and any who ever said get real gave her power but she's getting on in years and may soon concede her secrets to the advances of science.



Please and Thanks

Often thought to be ageing and weary these two are just as spry as ever having traded quantity for quality, the rigmarole of formal worship with the passion of devout praise, one thing certain if you call out to one of these two in this day and age you mean it and with the change even sarcasm seems to be laying off.



Sarcasm and Irony

Once amongst the top tier traded quality for quantity and what passes as comedy now days has all but killed them, with derp irony and that **** from work who still says please and thanks like with that snide sarcastic tone and a wince of disgust maybe a snort, ****.



Love and Hate

The definition of a love, hate relationship, again trading quality for quantity with sarcasm feeding off them like a leach on raw pork it may be time for a change or an end to love and hate.


Demigods include but are not limited to.

****, No & Yes, Hi & Bye, Good, Forgot, ****, UWhtM8 & blighter...
Submissions welcome and credits where credit is due.
John B Dec 2014
So spun by sedition you dig in your heals

With the soldier boys marching on old NFFHC meals

You prance as you plunder and we dance as you fumble

With your hands in the cookie jar

Your maze too short you mumble

"Let them eat cake?"

Never to date, too little too late...
NFFHC is an acronym
"not fit for human consumption"
A tag often found on mess hall cans
Pronounced [nif-hick] for my purposes...
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