Carbon copied roadside attractions
Plastered over every town
Buy two and get one free
*** toys and Fireworks
We got evangelicals pushing Jesus
Get your liquor guns and ammo here
Slippery smiles of ambulance chasers
By the phone waitin' for your call
All over this big wide nation
Don't matter where you roam
Get your fix at the next exit
*** toys and Fireworks!
If you are a traveler like me, you will notice certain patterns in the sites you see as you cross this American continent. These are some of my observations. Tell me it ain't so.