You drive me nuts
You drive me crazy
I hate your guts
But you’re my baby

I choked you once
You called me daddy
I’m the one you trust
Because you’re batty

I’m on the cusp
But I’m too lazy
I pack a punch
That’ll make you dizzy

Call it a hunch
Your hair is wavy
You knocked me out
You tried to save me

You fed me lunch
Something with gravy
It had a crunch
But it was tasty

You took a razor
And tried to shave me
You cut my throat
And nearly killed me

You’re on the bed
You look so ****
Despite your looks
Your eyes are deadly

You’ve got the goods
My mind is hazy
You’re looking good
I’m condescending

Your mouth is filth
So controversially
You come from wealth
You have a bounty

Gonna beat that ***
Don’t you dare me
The bullets fly
When things get hairy

The end is near
You still can’t change me
I’ll fight and groan
It makes me manly

You hate my guts
But you love me
Gave you an inch
But you took fifty

Now I’m out of time
Don’t contradict me
Now hurry up
It’s time, we’re leaving

A bit of good advice
For every lesson learned
I know I’ll pay the price
From every dollar earned

It takes hard work and grit
Action more than words
Trying to stay fit
But I think it’s for the birds

I want to surpass my best
Be better than before
I swear I will not rest
Until I’ve evened every score

Without a penny in my pocket
Without a dream, to be sure
I muddle through my docket
And proclaim to be poor

Without aspirations
I fail with all my might
I wallow in my contemplations
And I try and do what’s right

Without motivation
I’m stagnant without fight
Doomed to condemnation
So far from taking flight

And so, I do whither
Grow old with regrets
My life and soul are hindered
I took and failed the test

But I know one day the lights will shine
No more a coward in his shell
These are the things that are on my mind
Like wishing pennies down a well

One day I’ll turn my life around
You just wait and see
I will climb over leaps and bounds
To reach my victory

Traveling at warp speed
Like a shooting star
Not sure where I’m headed
  I just know that it’s far

Searching through the galaxy
Wondering where you are
Such a sight to see
Beyond what’s deemed bizarre

Transparent, but alluring
Lights shimmering from afar
Suffering from a broken heart
Where it’s left a scar

You told me I was petulant
That I’m way below subpar
It left a black hole in my heart
With tears to fill a reservoir

Salty indignation
Not unlike caviar
Traveling through the universe
With hopes to catch a shooting star

We cannot escape reality
A long way from where my eyes can see
Telescopic vision quest
Questioning my own mortality

Into a time before I’m free
I’m bound to feel some relief
Fade to dust, no lessons fee
At the university

The distance between you and me
One strike, two strikes, and then three
Beyond the light
The ocean; deep
Waters warm, sea of green

The quietness and when to grieve
A shock to all, total disbelief
No more pain;
Feel relieved

A pleasure captured
Stolen by a group of thieves
Don’t delay or question my punctuality
Just enjoy the air we breathe

Sunny weather
Shaded trees
Good conditions
A brisk cool breeze

Headed towards sanctuary
Where I lay, forever free
Spun by spiders
Oh the web we weave

Meant only to deceive
Hidden treasures up my sleeve
Slight of hand
Is what I’m hoping to achieve

And just before I disappear
Nothing more then a memory
Laugh and smile
And some time in which to bereave

A fallen soldier
A quest indeed
To find the answers
That have long escaped me

I’m witty and contrite
It’s true I am quite daft
With a charming sense of humor
And a plethora of laughs

Boyish good looks
Intelligence in spades
Ambitious as they come
It’s true I got it made

Living for the fun of it
In every kind of way
Minute after minute
Living for today

And if tomorrow comes
I’ll be there for the race
Send me off to college
Or into outer space

I can be an astronaut
The stars to which I pray
Our galaxy, the universe
Vanished without a trace

I can make you happy
When we’re face to face
There’s no other way around it
The thrill is in the chase

And when I contemplate it
The suspect in a cage
It makes me feel nostalgic
Way back in the day

I try to be convincing
Read what’s on the page
A steaming locomotive
Superseded by the train

My heartbeat pumping fast
Allow me to explain
But first let’s grab a drink
I didn’t catch your name

Tell me all your secrets
I’ll prove you’re not insane
My heart, it goes unwanted
Do you feel the same?

I’ll never cheat or harm you
You’re deserving of only praise
You’ve made a real impression
Inducted to the hall of fame