Rain sheeting
as forecaster says
"Showers over Cumbria have cleared"

Friends took me to the superstore
of clothing jewelry and more
and said "Look 'round and take your pick"
I said: "You'll think me very thick
but how can I decide to buy
when racks of clothes urge me to try?
There's too much choice, I'm overcome
Decision made- Please take me home"

You can see the headlines
"Bronze superstar switches beaches"
from cloudy Britain
to hot sunny Tropez
Everything's news to someone

Had haircut
Look better
feel happier
Good start to day

Is there an infinite number of stars?
No, matter is always finite
I lie in the hayloft pillowed by straw
innocently looking for the ultimate star
but it's all a mirage

Mother swatted wasp
that stung her
Daughter cried
for wasp

Little striped buzzers
keep interrupting
when I'm trying
to concentrate