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Jack Leveret Sep 2019
The day
after we met
I never thought I’d
be relieved that you were gone

but

Breaking up with you was like
taking off my socks
at the end of
the day.
Jack Leveret Aug 2019
Breaking news:
A woman in Brunei (a small monarchy on the island of Borneo, infamous for its misogynistic and barbaric punishments) was ****** last evening
She smoked two blunts and fell asleep on her couch
Jack Leveret Jul 2019
I want a jaw like Harrison Ford
I want cool quotes that someone else wrote that I get to say get attributed to me
I want big paychecks and cool dude friends and high stakes low reward days
I want the freedom to be respected anywhere I go
Just for being Harrison Ford
Jack Leveret Jul 2019
No one knows what anyone thinks
That should frustrate us
All the sick gross rude things I think while I look right at you

Nobody is a pessimist
If you could read my thoughts and I yours and everyone’s everyone’s
We’d all be fighting or crying or having *** all over the world
But we keep our chins up and think the best of everyone always, forever
Jack Leveret Jul 2019
Jesus performed miracles out of sheer boredom
He turned water to wine and became a furious alcoholic
His dad tried to intervene

Prometheus carefully thought of strange and calming memories
His hair and beard quickly became a hindrance to his comfort and to the spectacular view in front of him
He began to resent the stench of his endlessly exposed armpits
He was never quite secure with his ****** being on display
He was a grower, not a shower

— The End —