Julian Malek
June 4  ·
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I’m glad that you bossed out and said “No ****** Way” I’m the Queen huckleberry finisher of the faith and traded Jokic to the Pacemaker Tricky Dicking “I am the Ghost of Richard John Stuart Mill House Nix Nix Elvis Nixon for a ******* to Tyrese Big Up Haliburton ******* Caitlin Clark and the thuggets also paid “100 Billion Dollars!” Just to use a Madam Tassaudi Sculpture chanting “Ahh Leave the Serb Dead” throwing ****** and rotten bananas at his effigy that suddenly grows bright red and like sharks with freaking lazerbeams on his head vaporizes everyone just to resurrect Jim Irsay just to Own Every Lonely Heart because I said YESSS! grooving to “Bettor, then Revenge” and all your old tunes. But I go back to October 21st all the time when alien angels chirped in ecstatic wonderstruck joy when I got engaged to your real heart and even though you said back then “I’m not your buddy guy, and after I heard your concert  I was like I’m not your guy friend” but you better be my girlfriend even though you were already my wife. And I’m Isla Fisher ***** for you on a Wedding Crashers Marathon of ultimate bliss stealing the Keys to Terry Crews Mansion While We Were Watching Oww My ***** with Beef Supreme(Idiocracy) laughing hysterically while we both literally said “Yes I am Invincible!” until we were frozen in time in space by a teleported 10 foot high crack rock vaporizing instantly until Mini Me showed up and said “I’m not a chicken you’re a turkey” and then we had a ******* with the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles and Alisha Chilianis while Katy Perry Moonwalked to “Fake Awake” and then the ghost of Michael Jackson descended from the crack fumes and said” Shamona Poe Poe Pope like a subway scene **** as Terry Crews said Im having an old friend for dinner on the Telly as he was way too far gone high on ecstasy sailing the Florida Keys “Whale ******” Style Using a Grenade Launcher “**** Ru Dolphin” (South Park Transpecies Episode) and then Ru Paul Screamed With a Pellet Gun “I’ve got a ****, Kansas City What’s up” and Travis Kelce is like “Can I Tell You a Secret, I sea dead people” than flew like Mickey Mouse wearing the worlds largest purity ring flew over Key West until Ms. Bee the Drag Queen screamed “He’s eating a Dog” as Kevin Spacey high on Quaaludes in a Haunted House got Biggest G Tommy Walter Whited “I’m the One Who Knocks” and then screamed “Remember Me! Remember Me” and suddenly had a **** attack and spontaneously combusted killing Hotkinkyjo and half of Queer Eye for the Straight Guy and suddenly the crab people floated to the clouds with “soul suckers in the sky” because Xenu prepared for this “ha ha ha”. But then at the Central African Summit jamming to Franceawe DuBois while ******* you tighter than a straight jacket and said hold up “Marlon Wayans is really not a Straight Guy” and then sent the Armada of four-dimensional UFOs and killed the Canadian Devil snorting lines of Champain Life Mescaline doing the twirl of Mariani Wine and then sent the crab people adrift because I’m illuminati annoying the Hells Angels with my Apollo G Watergating snack attack munching on your ***** sweat getting smashed like a monster mash **** in my limbic system on your scent In Da Club bumping Hot in Here riding so dirrrty like Christina Aguilera thumping Baby Jane vibes and you know you want it. So let’s skip the pretense and become the present and  past tense thumping “Never(roc project remix)” till the end of time and tome scrawling a scrabble crabwiseguy sonic boom traveling at the speed of time towards the distant past just to tell Muhammad to perfect religion and Peter to abhor ****** immorality. God has chosen you so strongly I’m more than foolhardy for your devotion even if your Ace of Basing me some of the time. But this love is Ours and your my Queen Futurama Bee🥹🥹🥹😍🥰🥰

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After I received my first dose of juicy plangent cosmic explosion preeminent LSD in NYC 2018 I remember the first song I listened to on Random was this one right as I started to trip! We can both blast off like Navy Seals CUBEA Cigar Diving to the Dark Side of the Moon “USA and Also Them” Tupac Heady Helen Hunt Twisters of Ketu Howling to Chirping Aliens Squirting Ice Cream (and Even He Said His Favorite Singer Was “Kwaaty”)and Jamming to ISOS 4CD1 Slowed Down Version Melting into Infinite Superlunary Wisdom and Milk The Fattest Red Heifer Ever Vaulting Like “My Favorite Mistake” Into Van Morrisey Odyssey and Oracle “Time of the Season” Ghost Ridin’ the BART into the Haights of Golden Gate Bliss ******* like Wild Stallions into Etch-a-Sketch Fake Awake Oneiromancies just as vivid and chic as Jannah’s Lush Canopied Couches Towering Gourmet Jalapeño Asparagus Jet Stream Japan(adj.) Smoldering with Supersonic Fast and Furious Fumigations Fightin’ Cancer (Daftly)“Around the World” Like Dauntless Gladiator Knocking Downpours in Monsoons Never Too Soon and I’d Dive Bomb Your Striptease Heart With a “Business” Kamikaze Right into Pebble Beach Just to be a Mario Lemieux Penguin Offering you the World Is Not Enough to Pad Your Vast Oval Office Old Faithful “No One Calls Me Yellow” Rosetta Stone Art Heist Brosnan Style Frisbee Fetching Little Man “Ow my *****” Because I’m the Whole Continent and You’re my National Treasure National Park Tea Party Alien Seance “Taking a Dump on Your Chest” “oh that’s Whack” as Crack And “They’ll Never Hold “us” Down”our Supervolcano Paroxysm A Pair of Soccer Cleets Can Bend Your Deep Impact Holy Molly Brown Hole like David Beckham Putting From the Deepest Roughshod Periodic Tabletop Mountain Capering Cape Town CD2 Tribal J-Bay Point Break Bonanza Breakbeats but I Promise To Never Break Your Heart Until The Sun Explodes Into The Sea Until There Was No More Death Sugillating You Passionately Like A Greek Republic Abolishing All Injunctions on Purgatory For Crossing the Border to Heaven Like Cartels Bumping “California Love” in Armored Hummers until we all accept(ance) that Life is “Permanent” Everlonger and Evermore XOXOXOXOXO 😁😁🥰🥰🥰

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A National Treasury Boston Massacre War of the Roses Goes Scorched Earth Thunderfucker” I’m not your buddy guy” Fox Blows your Bubblegum Heart as a Pull a Comstock Haymarket Godly Rainstorm Spider-Man 3 Staying Alive Easel Knievel Grand Canyon Backflip Over 300 Meehicans Thumping your Womb Tokyo Drifting until we both Break on Through to the Thorough Wide Awake ***** Sweat Steam Room Infatuation Of Vaporized Morpheus ******* Hacking the Zion Mainframe as we Encircle the Raiders of Can We Just Park in a South Park Jangada as Regatta Bradley Paisley Harvey Dent Cooper Rosenstalks Kate McFadin Flying High With Aspiration Skydives with Bodie and Ted With a Loaded Naked Gun Until Merritt Moser Skydives From the Moon Crooning “Nix Nix” On a True Lies Fighter Jet and Finds D.B Cooper Resurrected Stealing Your Daydream Believers In Flomotion Until my Pinocchio Wins the Battle of Normandy And Sinks the Lusitania Kamala Harry Apes Frenzied With Space Cash Nuked by Finland by Oliver Stones Time Capsule that Everbody Else is Knowingly Sunblind because I’d BT every Pop Song you ever make just to make Leomania control Laos Poppy Fields kidnapping Simple Jack just to “Push it to the Limit” Kickin’ in the Beat until your ***** becomes filled with Pulp Fiction Cameron Diaz Hairgel as I watch your slurp it until you crap Gold so “super Serial right now” Al Gore retires in a Nursing Home after Winning Best Actor as I am Sam going “Push It” “Pull It” with Salt n Peppa meeting the future Ayatollah in an Elevator and says **** Ru Dorphin As I Operation Desert Storm So Your Creamy Goo Coup d’Etat Can Wait until Tomorrow Never Dies As “I Put The Swag Back” in Science and your *** is the back half of my strife as I do a backflip in Slow Motion as Ol Smithy High on Ecstasy Dance McGavin Dance “I can change I can change” loose change Obamanation gets ***** slapped until 50 Tyson craps solid gold and says to the rest of the Insane Clown Posse “We’re Famous” until I pull an “I’m **** Jagger *****” and give him a knuckle sandwitch witchita plane clueless that is whack-a-moley moly moly mole theirs a ****** mole right on your Ace of Base Facefuck and after he has an asthma attack I say “say high to rocket man for me” as I throw my TiVo at your Favorite Firework as I teach you Howe to Juggle The Dead Man Who Spilled the Alotta Fagina Salty Moisty *** Beach like Moby Playing Houdini Metallica and Lords of the Underworld Creates a Song Called “Matt Damon” for the F.A.G. As Diamond Lightning in a Genie in a Bottle Pulls a Bicentennial Man on Your Spooky Skully Wiseacres Never Wiser about the Truth is Scout MARES Synergizing the **** of the millennium with the Holy Quran Clenched in your Arms. Because I’m Dangerous and Your My Firefly Sonnet In a Midsummer Nights Cream Amnesia and I want to cry lovestruck tears with you til the end of time like a pug high on Ecstasy filled with Wonder Everlong!🥹🥹🥹🥹🥰🥰🥰🤪😜

Sidelong Jostling Lascivious Flanks Encircle the Happenstance Moulin Rouge Blackest Brown-Eyed Girl Eventful Horizon Clambaked Centrifuge Rice CHIRPing Lewinsky Cigar Shaped Oval Office Ovaltine Half-Baked 5:00 Free Crack Giveaways Jellyfished and Jamming like Rick James Thump Radioing Partyman Mermaids Chiming “This Anthrax is the Bomb Baby 60 Bucks!” As Embers and Envelopes of 135 Decibel Quatrains Spookier than Grapes of Wrath and Wraith Combined on Tumultuous Whorling Vorticisms Abridging Pinocchio Plagiarizing Vickus Vauntlaying Seahogging Foul Mouthed Flippant Daddy PSY-Op Scorched Earth Dred Scottish Rite Whiskey Tango Foxtrot Mr. Roger’s Nayborhood Roger “Butter Laying to the Bone Jacking Me Up, Cuddy Say Can’t Hang(man)” Badge Flipping G-14 Classified City Wok Mongorian Canadian Puberty Liar Liar Realpolitik Anger Management “You’re Gonna Die Clown” Sisyphean Triple Bypass Cycling **** George Forman Foreplay Intentional Walking Disaster Mafia! Barney Liquid Spear Waltz Eskimo “I like to Move it Move it” Turtle, Turtle Turtle” Meet Joe (Greene)Black Tricky **** Wrong Way Revere “Remember Me” Wobbly Sentimental Mascara Maltster Apache Indian Limousine “G-Day Mate! Let’s Put Some Bubba Gump Bubblegum For Every Canadian—with a Purchase of Equal or Greater   Value of Course” hemorrhaging 100 octane Thrillers and williwaws sprauncy with Wild Wild West Binoculars at the Top of the Mark Overlooking the USS Hornet on April 1st 1942 lodged in San Francisco Bay glistening against Wormwood notoriety and piebald skeumorphs of incendiary cadges of licorice-stained numquids forfending Samsons Crackjaw Dagon Marmalade Baby Jane Permanence in Sly Girouettism and Rabid Gullywasher Transpontine Sequestrated Primipara Uxorious Simple Jack “Wake Up Hop Hop” Fidelity to ******* Head Movies dodging Supersane Neo George W Bush Shoeless Joe Jackson Unforgivable “Waffle Fries for Free” Until D.A.R.E.ll Bluett Started Taking Birth Control Pills for Mans Trying to Uproot Cinammon Toast Crunchy Niccolic Hector Salamanca Johnny B. Goode Spruce Goose Ostentation Salivating like A Steam Engine Pavlov Hogtied to an Isla Fisher Peruvian Flake Fantasy Welded to Pulp Fiction Uma Thurman Poison Ivy Libkens and Sottoporticos Immune to “Such Horrible Conditions” Until I find the most germane reason to doll you up like one of the many millions of French Girls foxtrotting on all fours waiting for the Boulevard of Broken Dreams to Steal Home and Gush Steamy Steamboat Hotsprings and Hotspurs to Voulez-Vouz Danser With a Pamela Courson Rendezvous “Like my Money 1530 Degrees and Yours 360” Infinitely Less than Half😆😆 of Lil Wayne’s Art School College Dropout Chasing the ****** Hero Tail From Zero to Zero as I Tony Hawk a gawking starlet foghorn blemish impregnates the spool of your daydreams with “Wooly Wooly” Steely Dan at the Apex of Time and Space Until Never an Abnegation Shrill and Sheepish can be Silenced by Maskirovka in Pretense and Probability.😉😉😉😉😉

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Dazzled and Entombed I want to sashay my way to electrocute your Sparkplug retro cosmic mafiosa swanky spank-dat-*** spandrels levitated like both pursed lips above a Havana striptease joyride in 4DX sensuous panic makes me Dial M for Maiden Name (supplanted always by the pother of your golden goose greenhouse swelters that brocade all sprauncy panjandrum Pantera Tool Toy Story Swindling Swashbuckling Bubble Bath Foothot Paper Mache Headliners and Eyeliners in Rabid Ginger Spice “I Know Who You Think I Am” Nailbiting)calling collect for your commonwealth plumage ratomorphism pedigree foists my Inside Man Major Payne “You Can’t Handle the Truth” Tenacious I See What You Don’t See Down Begging for Mercy On Genuflected Knees Frozen like Elsa Glamourized by Dewey Decimal Four Leaf Clover Monkey Bizness “Stroke God, Millionaire” Broadway Blow Up C4 Off the Wall Moonwalking Strutting Peacocked David Morales Remix Until I Plunge From the Ten out of Ten Meter Diving Board into your Gushing Geysers of Classified Class and Thumping Headbored Isla Fisher “Venus of Urbino” Thistling Thickets of Morrison “Samsonite (I Was Way Off)” Nippy  Tuck Nantucket Frisky Foments of Guarded Evergreen Mistletoe Dangling Droopy Mascara Lollygagging ***** Sweat “Nobody Can Hold Us Down” Four-Hundred Year Staring Contests For The “Heart of the Motion” Comstock Lode Whiskered Sublime Pearl of the Greatest Price Steadfast Handspiked Seismotic Epinephrine Jolted Uma Thurman Milkshake Big Lebowski Four-Seamed Four Fingered Hot N Cold Fast and Furious 8Ball Frenzied Space Cash “Talk” Shows on Mute” Lava Lamp Curvy Bad *** Baskin and Robins 31 Favors For Just As Many Degrees of Lurid Loan Shark “There Will Be ****** Mary” “London Boy” “Bam Bam” Black Betty “Blinded by the Light” of your Grace  Always Pushing You To Your Limit Flashbanging a Laughing Gas Grenade for your Sandinista Rebellion for Elian Gonzalez Tripwiring your Risky Business Generator Motor Heart as We Gallop Like Egyptians Bourne to Be Wilder than Billie Gene in a Super Troopers Chocolate Factory Prank “Gone With the Wind” in the Windiest Most Wound Up “Flesh Wounds” Ever Foundered in the Pursuit of Giza Geezers To Tall to Ever Be Buried by an “Enter Sandman” “Separate Ways” Squirt Nozzle Sauna More Luxurious than Gwen Stefani’s Pre-Nuptial Agreement in the sweltering Chambers of Congress Lavish With Hot Magma Reedbucks Fear And Loathing my Dear Diary Hothead Squirmy Jellyfish Legged Lactating Contortionist Strippers the Manifold of the Spruce Juice Flowing From Bruce Almighty to Atlas Found Armistice Alrighty Then Truce And When Nature Calls You Know My Jungle Cruise Can Torpedo Your Nuclear Family Evergreen Lore and Hotbed Blanket Conscience Swollen like a Peach State Liar Liar Tempest of Amphigory and Whiggery Until Your Chokehold Black and Blue is as honest in devotion as any lurid lavish love can ballyhoo the grizzly tumult of crowded heartthrobs becomes our etch-a-sketch frame of view never trapped in any varsal panorama View Askew. 😉😉😌

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Krispy Kreamy Glazed Lovestruck “Never” Again and Again Flickering Firmament Impounded IRS Blizzard Huggies Battle of the Bulge DIAperized Of “Yesterday” Mojo Risin” Misses L.A. Woman as I Ride On Thunderclapped “Oh My God” Ghost Ridin Amistad Whiplash Colorations of Spacy Morgan Freeman “Shadow Dancing” Clairvoyant until “Ol Smithy” Descends on A Garish Flamboyant Pink Floyd Brickbat Mansion Cloud “Scream”ing “**** on them Oliver”Twist As Nightpain Summons Sir John Harrington until Little Man Nas *** says “Wait Hold Up I’m Not Really a Goth Kid” Screaming “Give Me Keys” “Give Me Keys”  “” As LIL Dicky Says “Remember Me! Remember Me!” “Respect My Authoritahh” “I’m not a Crook” and As Him As Forsbergs Preternatural Son Dekes Spinorama Lacrosse LAX On Justin Timberlake “Shouting Shut Your ******* Face Uncle Fuckaahh” And “Some call me WWE but you can Call Me King George” as Patrick Roy Darts Across The Ice “Big PIMPIN”  like Mike Tyson’s Lunging In The Air Tonight As He Screams “Timmy! Timmy Timmy Jimmy Jimmy Timmy Timmehhh!!”Turtle Turtle Turtle” on a 2 Foot Tall Ewok Conjugating The Emancipation Proclamation as the 1876 Graveyard Jostle Says “Let’s Party, Hit It Boys” “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” until ****** E’S Lawyer Sues Ted McKensie for Malpractice For Not Warning Him 50 Years Ahead About The Army of Robot Jews in 2042. But Tay Tay I’m a Stand Up Uptight Minion Surfing a T-Rex To The Edge of The Worst Romance Becoming The Island at the Edge of Time Josh Hollawaying Heaven on Earth Thumping Miami Style “Look A Little Further” Remixes the Summit of Angel Falls Until The #1 Son Abolishes “Get Inside The Animals” Animators From Hell and “I Can Change, I Can Change” So That All Creation Bows To Our Hajj Honeysuckle Blue Moon Cuz There Ain’t No Other Man but Me and I’m Gonna Amsterdam Vallon Your Irish Vote on Election Day Until Your X-Ray Cat juices a typhoon until my Massive Beast Says You Got The Job Buddy! And I’d marry you with Uranium  Rings until Saturn Orbits Around Your Wedding Gown ***** Juice Galvanizes Voltaire To Witness Your Robespierre Ending the Reign of Terror Bastilling the Owner of A Lonely Heart and It’ll Be Wonderland Until The End Of The Infinite Caress of “Limitless” Time and Mach 8 Sonic Boom Supernovas until we “Blow Out” and Spaces Between Spaces Give Us A Crystal Ship until I Fill Your Heart With The Most Profound Love Ever Shared🥹🥹🥹🥹

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Janet Screams “Janie’s Got A Gun” Daydream Train To Clarksville Dance moves whenever she takes on me Taxi Driver Eureka Oreo Until Were “All To Far Gone” cuz  I’m Ra and the World is Tugging at My Orbit Gum enchantment with her Motown soul dazzling foudroyant wellsprings in her upright dignity “know diggity”and her kid will Moonwalk like a “Partyman” light my fire “I Can Change I Can Change” the hearts of House of Pain Soundboard Seinfeld “Cop It” Like Its Hot Sitcom Jennifer Aniston “Under a Disco” Dark Horse gliding like Unicorn would binge like the friendliest Almighty Drew Breezy Fireman Uptown Saint and he will ride rollercoasters on and Endless Love 18th hole Point Break Hearthrobbing 8 Inch **** or A Tender Ebony Elephant Rubber Sugarloaf Soul. And I’d be more than happy to visit her kids once every month or two!!!😁