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Julian 5d
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Krispy Kreamy Glazed Lovestruck “Never” Again and Again Flickering Firmament Impounded IRS Blizzard Huggies Battle of the Bulge DIAperized Of “Yesterday” Mojo Risin” Misses L.A. Woman as I Ride On Thunderclapped “Oh My God” Ghost Ridin Amistad Whiplash Colorations of Spacy Morgan Freeman “Shadow Dancing” Clairvoyant until “Ol Smithy” Descends on A Garish Flamboyant Pink Floyd Brickbat Mansion Cloud “Scream”ing “**** on them Oliver”Twist As Nightpain Summons Sir John Harrington until Little Man Nas *** says “Wait Hold Up I’m Not Really a Goth Kid” Screaming “Give Me Keys” “Give Me Keys”  “” As LIL Dicky Says “Remember Me! Remember Me!” “Respect My Authoritahh” “I’m not a Crook” and As Him As Forsbergs Preternatural Son Dekes Spinorama Lacrosse LAX On Justin Timberlake “Shouting Shut Your ******* Face Uncle Fuckaahh” And “Some call me WWE but you can Call Me King George” as Patrick Roy Darts Across The Ice “Big PIMPIN”  like Mike Tyson’s Lunging In The Air Tonight As He Screams “Timmy! Timmy Timmy Jimmy Jimmy Timmy Timmehhh!!”Turtle Turtle Turtle” on a 2 Foot Tall Ewok Conjugating The Emancipation Proclamation as the 1876 Graveyard Jostle Says “Let’s Party, Hit It Boys” “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” until ****** E’S Lawyer Sues Ted McKensie for Malpractice For Not Warning Him 50 Years Ahead About The Army of Robot Jews in 2042. But Tay Tay I’m a Stand Up Uptight Minion Surfing a T-Rex To The Edge of The Worst Romance Becoming The Island at the Edge of Time Josh Hollawaying Heaven on Earth Thumping Miami Style “Look A Little Further” Remixes the Summit of Angel Falls Until The #1 Son Abolishes “Get Inside The Animals” Animators From Hell and “I Can Change, I Can Change” So That All Creation Bows To Our Hajj Honeysuckle Blue Moon Cuz There Ain’t No Other Man but Me and I’m Gonna Amsterdam Vallon Your Irish Vote on Election Day Until Your X-Ray Cat juices a typhoon until my Massive Beast Says You Got The Job Buddy! And I’d marry you with Uranium  Rings until Saturn Orbits Around Your Wedding Gown ***** Juice Galvanizes Voltaire To Witness Your Robespierre Ending the Reign of Terror Bastilling the Owner of A Lonely Heart and It’ll Be Wonderland Until The End Of The Infinite Caress of “Limitless” Time and Mach 8 Sonic Boom Supernovas until we “Blow Out” and Spaces Between Spaces Give Us A Crystal Ship until I Fill Your Heart With The Most Profound Love Ever Shared🥹🥹🥹🥹
Julian 5d
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Janet Screams “Janie’s Got A Gun” Daydream Train To Clarksville Dance moves whenever she takes on me Taxi Driver Eureka Oreo Until Were “All To Far Gone” cuz  I’m Ra and the World is Tugging at My Orbit Gum enchantment with her Motown soul dazzling foudroyant wellsprings in her upright dignity “know diggity”and her kid will Moonwalk like a “Partyman” light my fire “I Can Change I Can Change” the hearts of House of Pain Soundboard Seinfeld “Cop It” Like Its Hot Sitcom Jennifer Aniston “Under a Disco” Dark Horse gliding like Unicorn would binge like the friendliest Almighty Drew Breezy Fireman Uptown Saint and he will ride rollercoasters on and Endless Love 18th hole Point Break Hearthrobbing 8 Inch **** or A Tender Ebony Elephant Rubber Sugarloaf Soul. And I’d be more than happy to visit her kids once every month or two!!!😁
Julian 5d
The “Dr.Ooh La Lah”of your sweaty passionate Tears bettor “Respect My Authoritahh!”When I Touch Your Black Man’s Radio “Kicking in the Beat” Pugnatious Compassion Has Me Doing Trapdoor “Getaway Car” “You AIn’t gonna make it to 7/11” Rearended Jive Talk Banana Sluggaaah Orange Pulp Fiction Spudknick Millie Bobstay Bob Dole ***** Dr Emmitt “Ol Smithy” Brown Frenzied Santa Cruz Motel 7 Elway Endzone Dancin’ Meccan Spells on your “Uptight” Heart Of The Ocean and I always keep your secrets guarded because your not JUST MINE your Goldmine Dignity is my ***** War Treaty Tricky DickIN’ “**** Your ****” Ghost Riding FUTURE PAST and PRESENT TENSION because Big Scottie G Doesn’t know how deep is my love when I Ace Ventura Slinky your Miami Dolphins Tender Womb Tokyo Plump Plushy Oceanic ATM Machine “Chevy Chasing” Manic “Gambling Man” I Like Money Less Than The Galaxy of Your Heart and “Can I Tell you My Secretion? I See Dead People” Amistad 2 Josh Winking New Time, New Place Climaxes of Mount Everest Like Count Dracula howling ****** Doobie “I Do!!” On Blues Clues ******* Newgrounds.com  Space Jam Dunks Montell Williams Crackling With Thunder Posterizes Blue Ivy Dorm Rooms Til “The End” of Time. I Ruvvvv Youuuu!!  so Much my Heart bleeds with wonder and I’ll be the best King of Your Heart you’ve ever seen! But Are You “Ready For It”? Because I Beat Every Game Because Your IT and “I hate you so much Baby” I’m Lougling you to Turn You Topsy Turvy until I “You Were Watching Ow My *****” And That’s Completely OKC
Julian May 29
The kymatology of your Gypsy amberjacked offended Federal Reserve Peyton Manning 5477 Yard degree **** Clark Tromboning like a Bandstand Grandstand Disguisean “Move it Move it” NSFW Music Video Flute Love in your Miles in the Stratosphere High Saturday Night Fever Moaning Intoxication in the Highest Heaven as your Deep Dish “Offing to Chic So Long Ago” Way out West remixed Egypt Pharoah Spells on the penetralia of my scrivello Elephant Slim Shady wholesome heart-thumping **** Cheney humpback Wall Street (1987) vibing latex roughshod strike-slip Outback Steakhouse kangaroo pouched galloping “Rimbaud Eyes” drooling with mascara Wedding Gown steam veiled by umbril Umbrellas Euphoric Jolt “Kicking in the Beat IT” regatta analogies fail is foolproof House of the Rising Sun Dr. House Inside Man Grand Central Terminal FDR “Harry Potter Business” revving you like a sleek Mercedes Benz Orange Julius Slurpee Occasion “crack shotting” Wild Wild West bumping “college dorm room” Business keen with your strongest acumen about licking my fingers in Coca Cola Mariani Wine hugging you so hard you sweat Midas vibes until the Traffic Jam in Your Seismotic Headbutt causes Greyhounds everywhere to get Flat Tires because of Roswell Style beyond stylish swirling like twirled ******* intertwined in impregnating engaged strangers following me lazily like Wizards chasing “Press Hop Part 2” NORAD pedigree Reindeereing your Coziest Christmas ***** whale as I “******* dolphrin” divinity Titanic Sinking Boston Massacre Fancy seven-mile corridor in Striptease ***** Dancing Torpedos against The Blockade by Fredo Fidel’s Fidelity to Flashbang Grenada Terpsichorean “Anti-Ducks” Ducking Your Juicy Slapstick Coy Fulgurant Soporific Benzene Paper Ring Oneiromantic Vitamultin Shock-and-Awesome Vibrant Fizzgig TNT Nuclear Freeze Frosty ICE Age whimsical Huxley Noble Savagery on your slurm-gasping flippant headflipping nose-pierced suffocating trampoline Stamp Act Insurrection against the Hercules Of my Mythos Magnified scorching Black Hole Sun holes so deep into your conscience you surrender The War of the Roses just to Behead Henry VIII For being a Twix PSY-Op Because he Couldn’t be a Daddy like an Excellent Iron Maiden “Royal Ugly Dude” too pissy that Queeny Love couldn’t give him a Diet Squirt on a Luxury Pirate Ship Headed to the Bermuda Triangle To ******* Amelia Earheart with Cal Ripken Longevity going Mach 3 into An Optative Plumb and Plumber McCain in the Membrane Asscrack Romance with A Beautiful Stranger rather than a Beautiful Mind Decorated for Christmas thousands of years before you were even borne of Goddesses malingering  ******* ironclad ramshackle Barry Bonds 73rd Home Run Frenzies into Beam Brooked Swampy “*** With Yourselves” Cattaneo Style In Heaven blasting cracklepop flippant rinkomaniac Gilmore Girls ******* Hasek Almighty Notorious brawling Yessir Sizzling Yassir Arafat Terrorism on windlasses winterkilled Cheyenne Coyote Howls of stark poetic stranded wilderness of livid lurid passionate MAGLEV Train *** darting at your bullseye Eye of the Tiger “You Can Tell A Woman’s Girl All Time Will Stalk” Because I’m always your Apollo G to the Answer to your Recursive Hot N Cold Hudson Bay Halifax Supersonic Durantula And One Professor Lewinskies a Cigar-Shaped UAPs yet Identified until we ******* the Federal Reserve Until A Vinegaroon Mothership Alien of the Century Bursts Cold as Ice until Drop Dead Gorgeous Janie Briggs Stops Vibrating Birthday Cakes in Front of the Clergy And Michael Bays the East Compton Wildcats Because it Lowers the Bar So Low Randy Newman Cracks Dependable Petroleum unleashing Xenu’s DC-8s flying out of the “Smack Bottom” of the Mariana Trench and Nicki Minaj’s Parody of White and Nerdy Goes Triple Diamond as we Ski on a Double Blackface Full ****** Steep ***** of Affair and Hockley Takes His Forty Fifth Notch and Supermans up on that *** and Says “It’s Payday Boys” “Ahhh Leave the ****** Dead!” and then US more then Them Catapults His *** Until He Has A Flesh Wound Jan Johnston Remix Until I Whipped Cream that Moisty *** ***** And Tell Him to Get his Crass Flimsy *** Back Down There And Then a Big Lebowski Kingpin Says “I’m Not a Chicken You’re a Turkey” and then Hockley (Yes the Same Hockley I am Dissing in this Draft) (The Wife Beater Domineering **** that Tried to Get Rose Dawson to Commit Suicide that Tried to **** the King of the World and Resulted in his Death Because He Scared Him Downstairs on the Titanic so he would get Hypothermia Faster Not Referring or Even Insinuating in the Slightest Way Any Known World Leader Including Xi who Deep Down is a Good Person but the CCP Forced His Hand because of Internal Politics and Benjamin Netanyahu has the right to be angry about Campbells Soup and the world turning Muslim) Gets Abducted by the Teenage Ninja Mutant Turtles Having a Threeway with Alicia Chilianis and her even Sexier Clone in Heaven Watching him Get Rick Rolled by Kevin Hart’s 50 Tyson Video Until He Jerks off to Drumline After 3 Days After Saying Your “Gonna Have to Tie to me to a Tree” Jacking Off to Clerks 2 until Alanis Morrisette Descends on A Twirling Teleporting UFO Glistening in Pure Gold Like a Taco that Craps Ice Cream Using The Almighty Power of the Wizards of the Forest Transfigured by "Ol Smithy" The Greatest Pioneer "Just A Simple Blacksmith"s Ascent to Heaven Shape Shifting into Morgan Freeman with Seven Fingers as he Floats into Eteranal Salvation So Loud It Makes Twin Pines Mall Go Deaf Dumb and Blind While they are Playing Pinball and Drooling Over Coloring Books until Jagged Little Pills Laugh So Loud They Bro Down to the Qwersy Slum Tenement in the New Jersey that Needs a New Mascot! because Manbearpig has been exterminated by Al Capone’s Moonwalking Black Vitiligo Clone Shamoning “He He He” as He Does the Chris Tucker C4 Dance on the Castro District. Although Katy Kat You Know I Speak in Jest just to entertain your “Wildest Dreams” even if they are too wild to “Cherish” but because of Majestic 12 Thieves that seek to **** and destroy while I try to bring life in abundance (John 10:10) but I’ll play tender with your crystal heart gleaming brighter then Sirius zig-zag zooming blossom autumnal carapace endeavor at light speed like a Jimmy Neutron Star gaggled by Dexter’s Laboratory minatory Minotaur Understanding in a Car Crash exploding into Champagne Recursive Heavens of Hourglass Light of Love more than Lust Sprawling Sprauncy Sauna Steamboat Springs Down Under Safari Chewbacca Persiflage Gangbanging Jest and Jovial Trivial Pursuit Masterclass Seminal Salt-n-Peppa Progressive Lampoons Rustier than Frank Sinatra sobbing at GEICO’S Pinocchio Sarcastically Telling Him He Will Amount to Nothing More than an Andre Malek Fable Until You Cream Eidetic Daydreams Livid Everlong Warbled Spavined Cackles Too Tall for Indiana Jones But King Kong Ain’t Got Nothing on the Hung Sing-Sing Presley Cash Art Heist Brosnan Strawberry Swisher Jealousy Spartled Like a Jabberwocky Werewolf Suing Ted McKensie for Malpractice for Sweeping the Golden Globes And Chousing Him Even on the Days He Was a Wolf Because of Morrisette Duplicity in Nashville Dovetailed White Supremacists Cackling as Chapelle Tries to Do A Backflip on a Steamroller on a Short Bus Ramp trying to Jump 50 Blacks Like The Schwarz Dark Helmet Dared Him to Ghost Ride so that Terry Crew’s Induction to the KKK Flops Worse than Star Trek Beyond Vagisil Speed Bump ****** Hero Randy Marsh Magic Mormon Underpants Doing “Dance, Dance” Revolution Number 9 on Quaaludes Like Jonah Hill Torched by The End is Your Only Friend But Somewhere I Read About the Freedom of Assembly For Martin Luther King Jr. to **** The Adolf Butler Impostor Jackstaff Pretender QOSA White Guy That Ruined Miami Cuz “That Guy Robbed a B.I.G. Hospital, and I heard he had A ***** Stamp Too, I’m Like You’ve Gotta Be ******* Me But Check This Out Man The King of Austin Hill Judge Should be Like Guilt like Gravity Peace” (Think Bee Gees 1/12/2003 and Bill Paxton's Botched Heart Surgery) But Insane Clone Posse Galvanized by Oranges Peach Pears and Syringes Sexier When Godsmack Ain’t Pulling An Ice JJ Fish Celebrity **** Crash On Your Clairvoyant Spongy Bobstay Apple Pie Mushroom Blossom Sunflower Tears of Pure Bliss and Rapture of Pearly Whites Flirting With the Bounds of Heaven and Earth to Expand to Accommodate the Exodus of Purgatory into Heaven And We Got A Hummer Broadway Sleepless in Seattle Limousine To The Opening of New Shock-and-Awesome Jolting Luxury Salvation Canopied Forested Lush Condos On The Periphery Of Heaven As “There Was No More Sea”, And at that Moment We Clutched So Tightly We Were Willing To Die With A Smile Just To Witness Spangled Plenary Flapdoodle Fastuous Velivolant Hookipa Beach Until Your by PSY kickbacks Soar You Like a Kite Dodger Ducking Caledon’s Trigger Finger Envy As We Michael Phelps with your American Thighs and My Dolphin Tipped Gerald Sarcasm Fording the Red Sea it To Brazil And Party Like “Were Already Dead” on Copacabana Carnival Jellyfish Dinosauric Fossil Ampitheaters Thriving on “This is How We Do It” Abnegation Twisted Tea Long Island Montauk Project Radial Waves of Seismotic Euphoria Pulsating Through Time in Space Enchanting Distant Alien Civilizations until the End of Time and Space Groundhog Daying Until The Heavens Sigh Their Last Gasp of Joy Above and Beyond All Expectations Lived Over and Over Again As Partners Who Howl With the Devotion of the World’s Most Compassionate Pug Touched by an Angel Gazing into the Heart and Soul of True Love Zoomieing Around For 20 Minutes After I See You in My Soul Face to Face (No Song Intended) For the First of Many Times Cheering You On At Every Concert and Dancing Like Francois Dubois Packed up and Ready to Finally Ride Those Harleys in Hawaii on Our Most Special Electric Fortnight Because it Was Always My Teenage Dream to Have A Girl as Precious as You to Hold Close at Night And Glissade into Bliss at the Fireside Tabletop Mountaintop And Mine Eyes Have Seen Almost No One in World History as **** as Your Gestalt Rorsarch Impression on my Heart and I am desperate for any excuse in the world to choose you as my Queen!
Julian May 29
Julian Malek
May 26 at 6:41 PM  ·
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I’d do a topsy-turvy brawling “tuggaahhh” tipsy gladiator devoured by All Eyez on Me “sparks fly” Forsberg spinorama 90th degree First Estate dekes around both TJ Watts and Compton until your so ticklish you get Tourette’s and become a Super Freak knuckle sandwich Cream pie latex Mercedes Benz car chase circumferencing all around China just to penetrate your heart until my Hot Foam Blizzard remix Doctor “Who”’s time and space just to be cancelled-culturing every human on planet Earth besides I’m King James and my b*tch and then I’d White Wedding your American Pie brazen 6:09 o’clock free crack giveaway frenzied infatuated pinky promise Head Over Heels Indiana Jones whiplash Scottish Rite tapestries until Amistad 2 knows that “fancy” door code in Tokyo Drift laughing gas and the fastest man in Africa jogs like a cheetah high on **** chasing your “monkey *** down” until the Village People literally make every ****** bath house go deaf as I Reno your *** like Uncle Rico high on steroids   Goes to College like a House of Pain Mad about that Money can’t handle the truth about our slender sultry and exhilarated slot machine jackpot love juices you with sensuous Panic! at The Disco until your hyperventilate Mona Lisa at the Met Gala until “Janie’s Got a Gun” meets Scarface listening to Judas Priest as the SWAT team electrocutes your *** so hard that Al Pacino says “hello to my little pug” and   in Mr. Cartmenez’s class as Bill Belichick cackles as Tom the Man does the Chris Tucker Dance and Joins the LAPD to be G-14 Classified just to marry Chelsea Clinton. Then I fortnight you with Tentative Love until aliens chirp ******* as I End your desire until you love me moore than life itself moonwalking around our Funeral Pyre until we both become BAD enough to slam dunk from the Three-Point Line over Trey Trey Parker while Baby Farks McGeezaks decides he wants to give us all his space cash just to build a Pyramid in Central Park😆😆
Julian May 29
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As I place the Heart of the Ocean on your gasping neck choking lustfully harder than the New York Knicks on a Wednesday Knight walking around Everlong Pearl Harbor Julian Calendar boiled leapfrog crabwise massaged kangaroo pouched daydreams bejeweled with Black Betty Take on Me guffaws gambles the pittance of lurid Fuhrer furor triumphs of *** on Fire til the end of time bethrothed to livid mascara lipstick slapstick roughshod monkey bizness of “roulette fanfare” dank orbits around Dark Horse Ginuwine Meccan Magnetism of your priceless caress as the King of Leon XIV nukes the bedazzled frenzy of your dilapidated delusions more addictive than Peruvian Flake Wolf of Wall Street style kink shoved down your groovy soul kitchen sink becoming Titanic cream amnesia squirts but we both “ain’t used to such horrible conditions” on ships that always sink into the depths of your labial tugboat fist bump ****** on a strike three sign language nonstop stop and go San Andreas hopscotch nickel-and-diming Candy Shop slipshod Conflagration of penultimate love for the ultimate pen (and a battle of your bulge loving spoonful) that is the author and finisher of your heart and I’m about to go full Camacho and even full ****** with my tongue-in-cheek backdoor man state obscenity laws in Operation Barbarossa on the continent of your complete infatuation and devotion of your superlative soul wed to Air Jordan Alley Ooping “Ooh La Lah” buzzer beaters 20 minutes into the sprauncy motion of a Mavericks ocean ( fervid in the most intense dancing in frenzied “Havana”rain boogied down reign) because we own Half the moon and all the stars as we both “spy with a smile” at the depths of infinite love redoubled on triple-play ******* and sacraments 69ed until RADAR kills the Rodeo Scars as Niki FM coffee burns scald my Scarlet Letter heart galloping headlong into risky business  Jive Talking scarecrow tantalized taunts Little Mannin’ your **** after my 6.8” Little Boy ******* Supernova Explosions of Wayne Manor Pedigree Rides your donkeys colt until Palm Springs ******* to our symphonic duets loyal to White Weddings dancing better than Terry Crews on a cruise ship high on ecstasy😆 naughtier than nice as I plammer your “Cozy little Christmas” nosediving into your sunken rapture as I forcefully **** your heart like Yoda high on LSD levitating Deez Nuts on your Dua Lipa lyrical genius causing a Cascade of Cascadia Tsunamis that makes me Coach Prime 33 as third-degree burns of infatuation of Fahrenheit 451 bonfires blaze in the depths of your conscience. You blaze like an amaranthine light brighter than the whole Milky Way and “Ima” ***** Wonka your *** with a nocturnal transmission oneiromantic golden ticket and offer you the whole galaxy for free as long as I can climb your Redwood resilient heart to the top of Mount Everest and beyond suffocating on your love until the laughing gas heavens open a portal and we both skydive from the moon and parachute into the lush forests of the highest heaven where you’ll gag order my deepest love as we are “face to face” with God til the end of eternity with daft paradise and eternal bliss
Julian May 29
Taylor Swift 5/27/2025
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I Ginuwinely want your gagging pigtails piggy bank Point Break  half a billion dollar hugs when I am royally gorgonized by your beauty in this video until your heart bleeds crimson tide purple clouds in the Heavens gargling on my embrace until  even the Fighting Irish throw tomatoes at your tighter noose cherry picking Everlong Cabin Fever Paramore Crystal Ships and I’d beat up any Geek Squad Shooter McGavin freak with Rick James boss mode Jujitsu “stacked actors”confusion until you take a sledgehammer Citizen ******* poke at my majestic piñata heart because I’m a Mastercard and your the Best Buy in the history of “Asian Talk” furious money soaring like the “face-to-face” crescendos of “Roaring” 20s Greatest Gatsby Valentines Daydreams headbutting a marshy alligator  until the Weathers itself even says “My Oh My” and plunges down until Michael Jackson Shamones “He He He” as he pivots 360 Motown spells on your heart like a tornado ambitious for Blank Space transpontine hole-in one and then another that you made me do abducts your conscience until you cream LOST “Holiday” exHumed Penny Lane wells with infatuated tears at the sight of True Clarity in the Most Sacred yet Vandalized Love of All-Time because even the most Silent Bob ****** Snacking on some Family Guy Monkey Phonics can’t Ace of Basic Bass my State Obscenity Law devotion to your Credence Clearwater Revival as I resurrect every dead heart like Clint Eastwood daring you to lunge at my soul like a frenzied Gorilla high on **** staring at Tyrone Biggums full-page ads for “Ooh La La” at Midnight dancing in the florid flourescent rainstorm dodging lightning bolts on a vacant Los Angeles Freeway Chase intoxicated by eternal Lavender Haze sultry maudlin sprauncy sprung outfits steamy with Old Spice so **** even the most posh women in history indulge sensuous panic until they hyperventilate like a white wedding fulgurant dancing kitchen sink ballet ******* the chair behind bars to be the compass so he ain’t square. But you once said all that’s fair in love and poetry so I’d torpedo your every insecurity so forcefully that time defeats itself and demolishes the Berlin Wall before the beginning of time itself just to be enamored of our love like a cold jagged jackstaff King of the World whiplash so deep into your heart that furries start to whimper like Gucci Gang ODing on Codeine while pugs start barking “I Ruv You” until they howl at the moon we will conquer until wherewolves from the future pull a Michael Bay heist on downtown San Francisco as we play fetch with angels until we gallop liked winged eagles parsecs beyond any known notion of time and space. But your an unbuttoned snooze and I’m the fire alarm jolting you into double-take rapture of life Evermore🥰
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