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Julian 3d
Your Vivid Vivified Big Gulping Buggy-Eyed “Cozy Little Christmas” Confections Wonky With Plaudits For Superlunary Hamstrung Brittany Lynne Sir-Mix-A-Lot Gravid Tragelaphs “Frontin’’” a Jay-Z Jamboree in Charivari For Deloping “No One Calls Me Mad Dog” is the kind of Rubber Soul(1965) No Country for Old Men(2007) Kerfuffle I want to Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls(1994) My Slinky Ironclad Submarine Into Your Velvet Abyss Like a Ceraceous “Smooth Criminal” As Al Qaeda Scopes Cross-Haired Shaved Ice Kitty Kat BAR Exams for Santa Monica Housing on a Venetian Gondolier Expedition From Harvest to Midsummer “Knights” Dream “I Was Framed” I Know What You Did Last Summer (1998) Roger Rabbit Big Lebowski Volleyball Kingpin Until I Serve Up a Legendary Zemeckis Lightning Storm Gullywasher on Epic Hancock Drunken Torpor Breakneck Base Jumping Tony Award Black Hawk Down Skateboard Slow Motion Backflip Past Crumpled Legalese pulling a Fantastic Four Toddler Plot ***** Twister(Game+1996) With Jiffy **** Seething Butterfly Effect (2004) Enantiodromia Baby Jane Sprauncy Red and Green “Partyman” Affairs of Burn After Reading (2008) Lip Gloss Tentpole Pump-and-Dump Garbage ****** Hero Caesar Salad Genuflection Brutally Brutus “Fighting Around the World” Hannibal Hamlin Dance Moves Until You Swell Like a Perfect Storm Nor’easter as “I Clear Your **** Rip, I CLEAR IT OUT” And Like a Tame Impala Dark Twisted Fantasy You Say “This Guy *****!” Bulging like a Live and Let Die Partisan ****** Manufacturer Backtracking Blueprints for Black Market(2002) on a Peloton Slender Lizzo-Avoiding Bogus Witch Project (2000) “Hey My Name is Bob, and I'm a Zombie and I am Just Glad to Be Here” “This Just In, I Have Been Stabbed in the Back” Juniper Smurf Berry Elway Hail Mary Tripwire K-Hole Slickenside Orbit Around a “Liquid Spear Waltz”  Jupiter Jackhammer Adrenochrome Grubhubbing Contested *** and Go Drive-By Picket Line Chick-Fil-A In-N-Out Goobacks Chicken Sandwich Moonraking a ******* Fiend “Dance, Dance” With Wolves Hunting “No One Knows” John Deere Until Cornhuskers Jolt Us Into Realizing that “That John Denver Was Full of **** Man”. Then as We Hang Glide Over a Half-Moon Bay on a Blue Moon Eclipse We Scandalize a 19th Hole-in-One by an A.W.E.S.O.M. O Adam ******* Kitsch Ink Quill Deadpan Travesty We Fulminate Over Nostalgia Until We See the Big House on Alpine Drive and Realize that “We Landed on the Moon!” Like a “Face to Face” Shawshank Longshot Slugabed Grinagog Aquabib Dasani Clearwater Walter White Rigor Screwball Jack Frost 2: Revenge of the Teenage Mutant Turtle Snowden Roiling the Quarterdeck Sludge of Rob Reiner Chousing Huckster Huckaback Stridulation of Reindeer Games(1999) Icebreaking Jawbreaking Jabberwocky Taunts of Persiflage for Paris Hilton GTL V Mindless Joystick Atari Diamond Charivari Wandering Pantomime Pledging  “I Can Change, I Can Change” Wandering with Gerald Broflovski Looking For “The Blue Bus” And the Roadhouse Blues Brothers Lunging at Home Alone 2: Lost in New York(1992) Hotel Room Megistotherms Manufacturing Scarface Fast (Crack Rock) Times at Ridgemont (How) High(1981) Deranged by “The Beach Boys Are Gonna Get You a Great *** Whooping” For a McCain in the Membrane USS Arizona Rattlesnake Grimgribber Quipping Lustful Antinomian Didapper Knosping Kagu Jobbernowl Gossypine Jocko Headfirst Caviar Whiskey $80 Bribes to Billy the Kid For Nightjar Nightpain “Hold Up, I Ain’t really a Goth Kid” coacervated by many “thaaanks”-derived chemtrails above your cloistered orphan asylum on 44th Street flickering with fizzgigs and towering ceilings of Temple of Doom(1984) fanaticism of the shrill-fated Wally World Vacation(1980) BB gun malfunctioning Bumper Cars “Fist Bump” Token Lord of the Ring-around-the-Rosy Ashplant Stulm Stonked and Stoked Like an Australian Kiss Premature in Wames of Wanchancy Eager for Ernest Goes to Jail(1990) Appeal Voguer than Not Just Any Teen Movie(2001) Dazed and Confused(1993) About Canadian Puberty Writing “A Million Little Fibers” To the Sondage of Twirping Doggerel Panting Pantyhose Naughtier than Nicety Lingering  Lingerie For “Badass Bob” to Kiss the ***** Centerfold Reticulating a Scary Movie 3 Rap Battle “Yeah We’re in the Hood Now” to the Hiss of “Who You Calling *****, Peckerwood”  A Sonnet of an Italian Job(2001) Napster’s Revenge Karate Kidding(1991) “I Know Ju Jitsu” Dumbfounded at lavish neovitalist “Liar” Liar (1997) Kidney Stone “Still Frame” Trapt Now and Later Candy Shopping “Hustlers Ambition” Doobie Snacks of Boss Mode Perfume Uncharted Pettifoggery Chirping “Man he’d scalp a sentimental *******, what a ******” and of course “I’ll fight a chicken with hands, a real chicken” until a Twin Towering Giraffe Ace of Bases under a Hungry Hungry Hippos Hypnosis “Roswell Style” Laments about Statuettes in Bronzed Nike Golden Boots Bootstrapped to Cetes of Klangquant Terpsichorean “Took a Trip to Singapore and Brought Along his Spray Paint” Watching Marathons of “Bonjour, Diamond Jim” with Jeff Goldblum’s Chaos Theory Billion Dollar Profligate Full House Fire Alarm Steerage Junk in the Trunk “History Channel Thanksgiving” “Sowing the Seeds of Love” Coquelicot Poppy Plantation Slingshot Boomeranging Safaris Through Desiccated Parched Flower Power Powder Puffing Quaalude Binge “Electric Avenue” E-Street Band Streamlined Visagist Clothes of Ruminated Runagate “Jumping Jacks Joe” Prancing on the Tilt of Warbled Dice Snake Eyes (1998) Like Rotten Tomatoes Cadges Trey Parker “You Want to Be an Animator, Get inside the Animals” and then finally realized  “You Can Go and Give me Money and I’ll Make a Zoo” but... “What if the World Said Nyah Nyah Nyah Nyah Like a Parrot or If a Baby Got uh Two Knick Knacks Up His Sleeve and Screamed Mahalo” Nevertheless You Care Not about Titanic Lust and Promethean Prattle But About the Sondage of Profane Recompense Weltering the Wasms of your Cretified Commode of Whispering Conventicles Throbbing in Thrombosis and Curtailed by Lingering Malaise Copperfielding Every Stammering Traulism of Magnetic Lepidity Wanigans Rejoice in Rumchunder Rhubarb Ichu Uncial Enthymemes of Conscientious Panic and Seductive Draffish Hwyl Strahl  Stacking Keystoned Huckaback Barkentine Barrulets of Bywoner Toil and Lambasted Larrups of Stiction and Spintherism of Ixiodic Sacring Bellarmine Sabots of Nasute Nautics in Eupraxia Lunging at Octothorp Nodalities in Intaglio guarded by Ipesand Forevermore the Ludic Entanglement of Quantum Lust Orbited in Ellipsis Around Discernment and Glorified by Vaults of Yare and Yearning Lingering at the Edge of Space Welded Seamlessly with the Seamstresses of Isotropic Stolonicity Among Kobold Strathspey Jangadas Destined for Stereobated Stibadium Spurriers of Jarvey in Batten and Triumphant Barm of Barasinghas Redoubled in Verve and Foudroyant Neves Never Short of Your “Wildest Dreams” or the Thole of Your Visagist Nimiety. 😋😋😎😎
Julian Jul 23
Flaunted Spray Tan GTA V Bedecked Stapled Ace of Hearts Freudian Oceanic 815 Oneness Sprawls the Sultry “Ooh La La” Pageburner ***** Wonka Diatribe “Leave the N** Dead” “Best in Mexico…” Flash Mob Pedigree of Trumpet Candyland Obama “Living in a Van Down by the River” Flappy Font Flashbang Grenada Speedball Curve-Ball ***** Splitter Sashay “Candyman” Animal House Saxophone Filigree Callisteia Hallways of “Stayin’ Alive” “Beat It” Thumping the Floorboards to a ****** Orange Fighting Irish Pulp Fiction Scarecrow Thursday Car Crash Cliffhanging Weird Al Rambo “Bad to the Bone” Elementary Survey ******* Mansion Dissertation in Suspenseful Stop-and-Frisk “In God We Trust” Nicholas Roerich Supernova Mike Bossy Bose Basic Acid “Stacy’s Mom” Sprinkler Lawnmower Man  9th Green at 9:00PM Retro Car Wash Dazed and Confused (1994) **** Ex Machina Aunt Jemimah Greenwich Mean Gurls Time Regina George Washball “I Just ****** Off In Your French Toast” Everlong Low Ceiling Futuristic Glasses “King Kong Ain’t Got Nothing But a G Thang on Me” Falstaff Beer “If it Makes You Happy” Poncho Villa Flakey Fomented Moonshine Backwater Bagger Slumdog Millionaire (2008) JD Vance Caddyshacking Submerged Aquarium Vibes Bumicky Badigeon Plaster Love Potion #9 Charles Mansion Guffaws at MAGLEV Orbital Meddlesome Taunts At Scything “Tin Man” “You Can Do Magic” Copperfield Stunts like a Canary in a “Cold As Ice” Mine Churning “Mercy Kiss” Librations Staring Up and Down Glaring Semaphore Sparkled Joan Densmore “Head Over Heels” Donald Trumping a Gas Mask in Non-Linear Algebraic Enantiodromia Zugzwang Formulas Leibniz Courted like a Benzene Oneiromancy Knocked Upside-Down Like Polymath Rubicon’s Cube Battle of Milvain Bridget Jones Diary (2001) Legally Brunette For Both Chambers of a Millhouse “Nix Nix” Too Square and Level to be Divided Against Itself But ***** Like an Igloo Carapace Embanked in a “Break the Man” Snowglobe during a Neville Chamberlain Congress Guy Fawkes Himself Leers At With Sensuous Panic and Unabridged Spectacle Like a Steve Perry Fireworks Serenade Watching the Moon and  Stars Go Their “Separate Ways” For an Alpenstocker Kilimanjaro Denali Summit of Willzyx Chasing Moon Castles and Rocketships Starving the Monumental Calculus of Revalorized Orson Welles Linkin Park “Papercut” “Make Me Bad” Even Worse Chockablock Pedro Pinata Swarthy “I Like to Moohve it Move It” UPS “What Can Dr. Emmett Brown Do For You” Tsunami Taradiddle as I Joystick Your Quirky Sentimental Whartonized Warp Speed “Getting Jiggy Wit It” Dormant Volcanoes of Tame Impala Courtesy Cute is What You AIM For Taking Me Back to the Lollygagging Impressionism Of Your Starlet Formula One “..Hit Me Baby” “One More Time” Daft Playful Nintendo 64 Throwback Princess Peach Ventricles Of the Coy Coquetry Of Your Rhythmic Pose Revving Your Ferrari on High-Octane Vin Diesel Implausible Speed 2: Cruise Control(1997) Loopholes Deeper than the Marianas Trench Sugarcoating Sugarloaf (1970) Green-Eyed Being Lazy Lady South Parking Black Thursday Frenzy Past George R.R. Martin Playing Inspector Gadget(1999) with an MS-13 ******* Verve and Versatility Until You “Jump Around” A Gaggle of Geese on the Giza Plateau Zoomieing Around Like Mosy Chomping on Your Chew Toy Heart Until It Bleeds BTC On a Delphinium Day Remixed until You Fly Your Sweet  Little *** to Denver and We Dinner Key Auditorium at Casa Bonita with Trey Parker.
Julian Jul 21
As I Examine Your Humdinger Clinkstone Hammocked Back-Breaker Lollipop Pavlov Steam Broadclothing Your Hunting Fork-in-the-Road Tongues of Swift Repartees and Stilted Clowney Jaundice of “I Write Sins Not Tragedies” She’s the Man (2006) “Dinner With a Gypsy” Jenga-Hustling Jackhammer Screwdriver Hang-Ten Handspiked Headbutt Flaring Dali Serrated Vichy France Cloister “Now What” Yay and Nay “You Were the Bomb in Phantoms, Yo!”, You Pull a Lanky Field of Dreams “Check Hook” Dial to Guard Your Dirrtiest Demimonde Secret Drifting in Codling Nickelodeons Past Turkish Bath Sedition Spawning a Majority Report Card on Sorbets Anatomy Flavors of Impeached Goldeneye(1995) Pay to Play “Lip Service” on an “Eye of the Tiger” USS Maine Binnacle Waiting for a Bull (Market Grey Goose) Moose to Intoxicate Ya Til You Carve Silver Strings and (Blueprints for the) Black Market Jackpot Juicer “Beautiful Stranger” Refrains Bleeding Sultry Flashmob Frenzies Welded like a Philadelphia Experiment (1943) Audrey Eldridge (LCSW) Gone With the Wind(1939) Event Horizon of the Least Probable Paradox Becoming the Most Certain Aftermath To Scallywag Doodling Teetotaler Pretenses of Magaritaville Squeeze “Drop it Like its Hot” “Let’s Get Blown” Yessir Slangwhanging Rumchunder Quaker-State Slalom With the Icebergs (that Killed the Dinosaurs) *****-Curdling Tight-****** Emoluments to Rabid Pet Shop Boys of “Tommy (Cruise) Working on the Docks” and Dockets of Picket Pick-Up Lines from “Five to One” Until “White Wedding” Malfunctions Short Circuit the Turtleback War Games Tremors of Topsy-Turvy Jaundiced Hemlock Perfumed “This is Sparta!” Readymade “I Don’t Just Want a Piece of You, I Want the Whole **** Thing” Slapstick Guffaws of Upstaged (The) Prestige (2006) of Cryptic Glyphs of Panjandrum “Big-Boy Pants” White Widowed In Sleeping Bag Mercury (And Solace) Bursting Thermometers of Fembots Incapacitated by The Mutual Thermodynamics Of Posture and Pother, “Sleeping Awake” and Live and Let Die (1973), Fulminations and Ramshackle Roughshod Rodeos of Wild Wild West(1999) Contours of Livid Dinner Key Miami ****** (1969) Seances At the Edge of Lurid Passionfruit and Pomegranate Smoothies Embanked in Point Break (1991) Battle of the Bulge Breakneck Radcliffe Ruminations of Ruin and Rune Simultaneous to Sweltering Welters of Waywiser Wiseacres Colonized by the Novantique of Brocades  of Foisted Imagination Inventing Every Vogue Bathymetry out of Rawdogging “Material Girl” Fluid Dynamics From Verdure Steamboat Springs Ponce De Leon “Everlong” Banana Slugging “It’s My Life” Jalousies “Wide Awake” to Every Sunshine Splashy Waterloo Surrender to Maltese Falcons Chomping Like Mayor Bowser At the Heyday of Seabass Pill-Pushing “I Am The One Who Knocks People Up” Without A Singlehanded Regret “Nicking Two Birds  with One Connie, Innit” Cathedral Light Shimmering Frozen Bards of Poetic Latitudes Circumpolar to Lavish Longitudes of More than Enough Deeper than Randy Newman’s “Emperor With New Clothes” Plunge From Everest Oases Into Sunken Largesse Enveloping the 4DX Haights of Foresight Magnified by “Us and Them” Prophecies Sprawling Like Tax Evasion “Push it to the Limit” Taxidermy “I’m So Sorry” Canopied “No One Knows” Harold  and Kumar Escape From Guantanamo Bay (2008) “Poison Gas” Huffing Kanye West Interrupting **** Cheney Pump-and-Dump Federal Pedigree Shock-And-Awe Mission: Impossible(1996) “Mission Accomplished” Western Union Rainshod Plodging Tumultous Jet Stream Ace of Spades Gallantry Nix Nixing “Don’t Be No Square” Leprechaun Levity Gold-Digging Gold-Toothed Buckwheat “Niggar Family” Reunion Vibing Latex Roundhouse Karate Transpontine Beblubbered Syracuse Dunkin’ Donuts Melodrama for Millhouse Bobby Brownstone Caponing “Strange Days” But I’ve Found That Lost Little Girl Who Survived Beyond Bald-Eagled Pedigree of Eleven Going on 777 Beaming like a Butterfly Brooking the Gullywasher Spongy Sultry Gammon of Grubhubbing Notoriety Kangaroo Pouched and “Livin’ on a Prayer” Until the Chaplain Bursts Down that Crenellated Fortress To Spare Her from the “Royal Ugly Dudes” in Sprawling Mach 8 Rollercoasters Versus Skydiving From $20,000,000 in a Less than Regal Descent Into Throbbing Thrombosis Rather Than Ultrageous Passion Oozing With Flippant Coin-Toss Tails-Heads  Dichotomies and Dovetails Until the Century of Prosperity Culminates in Wedding Cakes and Debaucheries Worthy of Regal Appeal. 😋😋😋😜🤪😎😎😎
Julian Jul 21
Prayers 7/17/2025
God Almighty, Father in Heaven….
Allah Almighty, Peerless in Creation and Wonder….
1. Disintegrate the chains of ******* rackrent and opprobrious rancid in the steepest contrition to the extent that gravid wellsprings of effervescence can eclipse the sunbittern beblubbered lugubriousness with a fastened aimful horizon bedizened with the harvest of splendor

2. Weld honesty and compassion to the integral constitution of penance, penitence and indulgence might fewer lapsed casualties afflict the mercenaries among men with brutal toil an enervated arduous sisyphaen pursuit of trivial matters rather than substantial sondage

3. Hasten the arrival of peremptory miracles within the purview of documentation might the ghastly realm of phantoms emerge preeminent in the testament of the unseen such that the docimasy of agnostic doubt dodges the brightest reckoning of the stridulated neutrosophy manifest in the telarian cobwebs of optimistic mensuration for inscrutable yields of redoubled salvation

4. Enrich all charitable givers with magnanimity and consistency might largesse become so macroscian it belittles umbrage such that velivolant effervescence enters the commode and compassion of the birthright of all denizens of commonwealth belief against finicky foibles of alloyed rot and ruin.

5. Protect the oppressed from the negotiosity of duplicitous and sly hucksters the mavens of the unprecedented dupe might their inclement ravages find the wholesome gainsay countering their barbarisms of schadenfreude baragnosis and find nullification at the barathrum of the treasury of misdeeds.
Julian Jul 21
Prayers 7/18/2025
God Almighty, Father in Heaven…
Allah Almighty, Peerless in Creation and Wonder…
1. Specify the Superlunary Cycles of Denouement might Perspicacity Overwhelm the Skelder of Visagist Maskirovka Zalkengur Pilfers From the Rectrix Bugaboo Headless Horseman Jockeyed Tuant Multanimous Designation of Bleary Semaphore Ultrageous Interpunction Such that Towering Titanism Engraved In Every Sidereal Jostle Keystones the Kith of Jangada in Supreme Abundance So That We Might Abide in the True Vine Suberic to the True Vintner Never Forsaken of Vorticism in Katzenjammers of Occamy Gilded and Welded by the Reservation of Stanhope Novantique Forfending the Terminus of Finite Considerations

2. Envelope the Dirigisme in the Energetic Quixotic Kenspeckel Artifacts Subsumed by Sublimation and Streamlined by Gromatic Demagogues of Lionized Carapaces that Outfox Every 20th Century Conundrum with a 21st Century Catholicon Sprauncy in Infumated Desiderata Macroscian in Gestalt Integral Completion of Rumchunder Rhubarbs Grafted From Brazen Bravura and Infinite Pataphysical Recursion Around Davenport Emotivism Rather than Chiffon Simity of Sinapise Bushwa Retiary In Tertiary Skirmish rather than Primary Regal Preeminence

3. Broaden the Stanjant Stannaries Might the Palaver of Nebbich Appetite Become a Comestion of Recast Constellated Modular Dynamics that Espouse Fringe Kith Veeses, Moulins and Varsal Viscidity Thermolabile only to Pulicide of Pugs Yaffing against Macropicide Mainpernors of Elegaic Elevated Groundprox Volplane Thrombosis Such that Every Ornate Swashbuckling Infatuation Finds a Propitiation in the Armistice of Truth Versus Janiform Duplicity. Let Many an Armada Swamp the Verglas Naufrague Immured in Alloyed Ploys of Magnalities Against Metaplasms.

4.Secure the Winterborne Argosy Register of Pancaked Porbeagle Forefront Novantique Until the Last Yield of Famine in Parched Negotiosity Thins the Pachyderms and Enriches the Littoral Subterfuge and Skullduggery to the Defeat of Raw ****** Whemmled Emacity Such That Each Lash of Erosion Regales The Afterdeck of Amberjacking Lascivious Papaverous Nimiety Storged on Histrionic Segues Concatenating Telarian Windlasses Beyond Battology and For the Broadest Econometric Magnality Wonderwork Capable of Mercedary Marginal Heapsteads of Fulgurant Euhemerism the Mainsail of both Largesse and protective Pettifoggery.

5. Assail the Bronteums That Lurch At Reedbuck Raches Skeldering Paucity with rabid Lycanthropy Sidling Between Spandrels and Lacunas of Invisible Indivisible Parchment Such that the Newfangled Gossypine Gorgonized Grampus of Subservient Miniaturized Compunction Doesn’t Encumber the Fairest and the Fondest Champions of Both Liberty and Leverage Might The Exorcised Leviathan Flonky on Stagnation and Rectiserial Viscid Rigidity Become Amenable to the Caustic Womb of Proper Parturition Rather than Nebbich Stridulation of Imitations of Life Sordid and Mechanomorphic Karyotypes that Diverge From Dicey Gamboling Esprit and Galvanization of Organic Zalkengur
Julian Jul 21
Prayers 7/19/2025
God Almighty, Father in Heaven…
Allah Almighty, Peerless in Creation and Wonder….

1. Castigate the Reprehensible Lickerish Visagist Plasmamium Scofflaw Bridled Turpitude of Numquid Nepotation Collieshangies Might the Feral Totter into Brackish Massacre of Lewd Profligacy Shattered By Ironhanded Blowback of Destitution And Dilapidation Such that the Mettle of Macarism Overpowers the Steamy and Seamy Constellations of Hollow Diatribes and Shrill Shibboleths To Ensnare the Ensnaring Encroachments Forever Futile in Recast Disrepair.

2. Herald the Beckoning Knelling Waves of Swollen Salvation the Hospice and Sanitarium of Noble Rations and Ratiocinations Shared Widely to Enthrone the Bronteums of Hylozoism in Compassionate Even-Keeled Ratomorphism Respectful of Integral Aretaics Invictive in Ipseity Might the Halations Widely Known to Every Fulgurant Wonderwork Dazzle and Bedizen the Commode of Faithful Liturgy Keystoned into Theodicy Worthy of only the Highest Esteem Perdurable to Vicissitude and Regnant and Rigorously Rigid to Every Seismotic Joggled Regolith of Insidious Opprobrium.

3. Unleash a Barrage of Newfangled Miracles Peremptory to the Docimasy of Baseline Pyrrhonist Potemkin Village Gainsay Such that Matachins Whorling Around Magnanimities and Magnalities Magnetizes the Cynosure of Radical Contraction of Immanentism in the Habitat of Verdure and Melismatic Plangent Handspiked Jarabes Might Every Ghawazi of Kymatology Supersede Ignorant Titanist Agnosticism With Sturdy Testimonies and Covenants With the Unseen Cryptodynamism of Bellwether Efflorescence Evergreen in Gamuts Always Protracted to Encompass a Wider Swath of Improbable Elements Appended to the Discrete Set of All Possible Vicissitudes.

4. Enlarge the Acumen and Prestige of Ballasts of Mainline Marivaudage Vauntlaying Tribunes of Bravado and Bravura to Enchant Distant Fringes and Galloping Forthright Honest Contemplation to Secure the Birthrights of Nimbose Gullywasher Cascading Quixotic Quirks to Graph the Mantissa of Phugoid Campanile Aleatory Humdingers Such That The Orbit of Lionization Circumferences the Wider Domain and Palette of Creative Verve Forever Suspended Above Rectiserial Debaucheries in Sincere Elegies of Plight and Paeans of Pulchritude Alloyed With Valor and Vigor.

5. Make Evident and Manifest an Abundance of Miracles at Every Opportune Juncture to Heave the Whiplash of Abeyance into Completion of Foretold Umbels to Synoecize the Garrulous Fountains of Wisdom to Synergize on Proper Conjecture to Unite the Kingdoms of Heaven and Earth!
Julian Jul 21
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Id frogmarch your 100 Billion Dollars in 1969ed ***** Dancing ******* Ironclad Fortress Lingerie Steam Room Aroma Like The Spanish Armada Vikinging Your Fighting Irish Consternation Heated Infatuation Like Joe Greene Snorting Coke Cackling At Freud Boom Babied McCain in the Membrane PSYCH 65 Hospital Vuvuzelaing Hayleigh Neville Daniel Craighead Shaken and Stirred Chamberlain Snoop Doggy Dog Pounded Fistthumping Millie Bobby Brown using the Schwarz until Psy’s Spliced Infant Says I Ruv You At Birth like Kevin Hart Pulling a Go-Cop-It-Field of Dreams in Geriatric Park Jive Talking “Yeah, Yeah, Yeah” With “Clint Eastwood” Resurrecting Uptown Apes “Thunderstruck” Cuz Cozin the Fritty Upright “Too Tall Indiana Jones” Makes you Squirt Grape Soda Like Rob Cordry Taunting an Orthodontist that “Can’t Handle the Tooth” On **** Day Fleeing like Michael Douglas Boss Jujitsu Bumping Stayin Alive While LIL “Don’t Tase me Bro” Tas *** in a Thong Chanting “Hail Satan” on Wall Street Chugging Red ***** on Fear Factor With a ******* Flag Trying to ******* The Federal Reserve Chanting “I Don’t Believe in Voodoo” (the dumbest threat in history to say on Wall Street because he implies he’ll mutilate brains and expose every shadow transaction in the history of the Federal Reserve )and “I Ain’t Straight” until Patrick Swayze and Keanu Reeves Ghost Riding the Amistad Whiplash Pulls Up In A Batman (2014) Fourth Dimensional Hummer Yelling “Stricklanddd!” Unveiling Haymarket Haywire Ungodly Firestorm Upon “YOUUU” like a Soulja Boy as Mahmoud Akmenijad Says “Eat LED Slackers” After Robert Downey Jr. Yells “Survive” While NASDAQ Medal of Honor Recepient “Montero”Doing the Technoviking Dance Like V for Vendetta Rasputin high on Steroids Celebrates Ol Smithy’s 357th Birthday ***** with Wendy Testaburger Going Through “Canadian Puberty” While Barry Gibb Keeps Screaming “Staying Allllliiive” Until NEO materializes in Thin Air and Headbutts Him So Hard while Shoving an Ice JJ Fish Vuvuzela into his Fagina until he Crashes until the Incredible Hulk smoking spinach out of a Seven Foot **** until he says  “I CLEAR YOUR **** R.I.P. I CLEAR IT OUT” and then Puff Daddies A Binding Resolution And Then Lay-Z even Says “The Pharoah Has Suddenly Died” until Prince Akeem Says to Lay-Z “You Have Now Become a Wizard” and Edward Norton Without a Shirt on Puts a Insane Clown Posse Gown on Him and “Now Go Chase The Evil Monkeys in the Forest until you find the wicked witch and get me some money boy” Until He Kills Marlon Wayans and then is arrested and replaced with a 2 Foot Tall Ewok in Blackface Saying Fistbump over and over again Until Obama who Time Traveled To the Future with a Stan Scause Laughs and Pulls Out a Plastic Water Gun and Shoots Five Feet Above His Head Until The Zamunda Robot Slaves Pull Out Guns Until They **** Everybody Around Them And Then Aliens Abduct Their  Metal Corpses (this is a remix of a real story I was fed by an advanced racist computer chip in August 2016 and I believe the story needs to be told they said this happened in 2082 in Senegal) To Create an Army of Jew Robots To Reinvent Mumble Rap In Israel Enthusing Everyone High on Quaaludes in Mobile Alabama Laughing So Hard they Have A Lil Wayne Seizure while flying cars into St. Gods Hospital until Luke Wilson’s 190 IQ Clone Has a Panic Attack while Dr Goodman’s 25th Clone Screams “Unscannable” over and over again. And Then The Police Officer Arrests Him but then realizes “Your in the Wrong Line *******” and sprints to the finish line and then says “I always wanted to say this For Shizzle”. But Katy Kat I’m only immature because a mature brain has a divergent sense of humor but all lines in my Palm Springs Oasis Heart pulls a mirage Chevy Chase Manic ATM Cascade as I pull a subduction zone strike-slip fault magic tricky **** on your oceanic flight 815 to paradise like Coldplay ascending a ladder to the sun summoning giant robots on civilizations millions of years in the future to genetically enhance all capable inferior species to have sapience and ascend to their respective heavens until all heavens merge into one and “we laugh like small mad children smug in the wooly cotton brains of infancy”. Dancing on a Venice Beach in the clouds with alien angels singing house music “Good Vibrations” ****** auto tuned bliss and I’m the poet and your my muse. And you’re saying “are you saying you want to marry me Julian Malek” and I’m like “So you’re telling me there’s a chance Yeaahhh” as your angelic dog screams ****** Dooby I Do. And then I pause reflect and say “Queen Katy Perry I Like The Sound of That!”🥰🥰🥹🥹nh
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