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Howard Zagrebson Feb 2010
Hi, I'm back,
it's Howard the horse shoe,
I really like photo frames,
but not as much as fish,

fishermans pie,
in my big belly,
it's so so good,
until I do a smelly,

I love my fish,
from the bottom of my heart,
they taste like mushy peas,
see ya I need to ****
Howard Zagrebson Feb 2010
Hi, it's Howard again,
and I ****** love my fish,
I had it for tea last night,
it were cod and hadock ruddy dish,

but nah I ain't giving it grief,
I could eat the grub all day,
But if I can't eat, I'll go down the pub,
until I give my back a good rub,

gotta go now coz I need a poo,
so I hope to see you next time,
so enjoy your cereal you eat tonight,
and I'll call you when I have some lemon and lime
Howard Zagrebson Feb 2010
Hello i'm Howard,
and I like fish,
I love the prawns and the tuna,
that lay on my dish,

but I'm not to fond,
of them  sardines though,
they taste like crap,
my brother's named Moe

I love my food,
and so do you,
you eat it all up,
then it comes out in poo

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