They
say
    Playing with yourself
is bad, and it
will make you
Go blind...
They
       must
be
       Right.
Because
I can't see

a
  reason why I should stop doing it. :D

Yo
   bro
seriously
chill out

  we get it
it hurts
we know
we been there
**** happens
life ***** sometimes
But you cant make
a women crave a flavor
she dont need no more
If you want to
go ahead
put on your gloves
and
punch that cat in the mouth!
Otherwise...

Calm Down Yo

Hay bud
      roofies
razorblade coochies
Bubble gum
            glue sniff
spare change electric
automatic blue cheese.
Marked for death
                dont forget
to lay off the wet ****
unless you like the handcuff
kickin and screamin.
I want to smoke your ****
and smoke a jay
                Hay bud
              tell me
You got somethin to say?

Scratch my back
           I bite yours
I come from ***** **** and tantric
Tongue twisting magic
Body fluids
              and spent ***

Animals **** Animalistically

Too bad
           if they catch you ****** in the street
they stop selling you coffee, and **** in your food
Alley cats learn
                 the back roads
behind the dumpster
Spark spliffs and spin sick rhymes
bendin over with the bass
and the throbbin over bubblin
bizkids this is how we burn in the mornin

Lord Uh Mussy
Lifted
    like a lowrider
My eyes bloodshot
From smokin green
through the water

  Dont hate
               participate
Smokin herb
           Is ****** great

Washington did it
        Franklin did too

  Anything that
  
tastes that
           marvelous
smells that
             heavenly
feels that
       ****** Fantastic

Cant be off limits!

Ive
    got that
Killer Herbal

   The **** that make you
lose your mind,
and rob a convenience store
with a chainsaw.

   The **** that make you
throw away everythin
      and ******
love it.

     That **** that
makes you say

  *******!

I feel alive again!

It takes about
    two hours
to make it through

   airport security
nowadays.

    If they catch you with
a pair of nail clippers
they beat you
               with a rubber hose
in the back room.

    Yet in every terminal Ive been in
they sell ceramic mugs.


      You ever broke a ceramic mug?
That **** is crazy sharp.
    
      I mean they make those Japanese
super sharp chefs knifes outta the ****.

     And I cant bring a ******
disposable razor with me.


     Security my ***!

When
       the
greatest
       hater
ever

    Starts talkin about love

Look out
         cause
theres gonna be a whole lotta
sarcastic
       cynical
     Hating Love

In the future. :)

I laugh
    when I hear
conservatives talk about,
the sanctity of marriage,
and No Adam and Steve,

        when I couldnt count
                the number
  of extramarital indiscretions
        committed by them,
if I was a centipede,
      with five toes on each leg.

             I laugh
        when I hear
progressives talk about
Conservative fear mongerin tactics.

Have you seen any of these
anti cigarette comercials lately?
Who thought it would be a good Idea
to put a ****** arterial cleanin surgery video

on Comedy Central?  :)

     I laugh
when I hear
conservatives say
they are going to do
everythin possible to keep
Obama from servin a second term...

and yet they nominate
Mitt Romney as their man to do it.

Who's gonna vote for a robot? :p

    I laugh
when I hear progressives
call conservatives ****'s,
and then tell me
I shouldn't be

    doin this,
               or that,
or I should belive in somethin I can't see...

like change. :D

Vote Ron Paul!

because those other
douchbags
don't know
what they're talkin about.

Im ****** up
      stumblin
tumblin
along

Only one thing on my mind

I want to slip
                  up
inside of you
Deep and fast
rough and rapid
Until I make you scream
I wont be satisfied

  Lift you off your feet
baby
     do the pick up and grind

****
     all
         over
the ******* house!

I want you wet and lovely
Like I know you can be
Dont say you love me
use your mouth for what its for

Dont kiss me baby
        bite me
I cant get off unless I bleed

Your a tyrant cause you know
    you got what I need!

I love your lips
     more than life
Starin into those dark eyes
who needs anything else

Your stare tears
   me limb from limb
with lust

****** after ******
    you give me
        supernatural
endurance
      I cant ****** stop
Even if I wanted to

Which I dont :)

     You make crack
less desirable
          than a two dollar crack ***

Im ****** addicted for sure

    Addicted to you!

Nobody does it like you baby
     leave me sore and sweaty
every ****** time.

Your the only thing on my mind. ;)

If your a freakshow
everyone will hate you
if you be yourself.

If you hide yourself
without openin up
its easier, right?

Ive compartmentalized myself
but in each room
is
me.

Hate it or like it
I will be who I be.

You can too
I understand more than I let on

I got that
         bud-love
****-love
Drunken monkey healin
That blunt pass
              kick ***
Burnin magic demons
     A wet slug
                for slit love
A finger where you need it

Just hit me when you kiss me
pull my hair when I'm eatin

That eye ****
                 brown pool
Drownin in your bleedin
    Slice dice
              blue ice
Bathtub glowin feelin
  White stream
             sweat scream
Moanin like a heathen

Hit me hard or lick me long
Spit a hit or hit the ****
Drop a stick or snap a thong
Bitter ***** or birdie song
I got a long dividing rod
lets go do some dowsin

Yuh Dig?

Quitting crack

       Is really ******
tough.

     But the **** aint impossible.
All you gotta do is **** it up,
lock yourself in a room,

     and sweat the **** out.
Takes a while sometimes,
but eventually you reach

the crack threshold.

    Thats
            when
                    you
no longer need the crack
to ****** survive.

       The feel of the crack entering
your system
       is one of the single greatest
feelins on earth.

     Which is why its so hard to quit.

But the feelin
         of reachin that threshold,
and finally bein free of the
soulsuckin ****...

Now that is THE single greatest feelin in the world.

In other words, if you never try crack
      then you
never get a chance to feel how good it is
to go without the stuff.
But then again, you miss out on the
****** up withdrawal period too :)

I
   love

the way
        you make


your dummy's kiss

Just to make me jealous. :(

      I love the way you
go to every place
      I visit
and write me little messages
   just to
rub my face in it. :(

I love the way you
   hint at
         point at
and mockinly poke at
everythin you think
     will make me feel stupid. :(

      I
   love

   Well I guess I love
?
?
?
?
*
You. <3

I guess you can call me a dummy. :)

:/

Some people
        just gotta live.

That means twistin blunts
and shoutin till your red.

     Some people
           just gotta survive.


That means pokin their head out
                   on occasion
and showin how green they can be.

    Some people have simple ambitions
like one a day vitamins, and blue Berrys.

Some people just live.

And some people hate those people
for doing what they are afraid to do.
;)

Hey
     Miss
dagger
       twister

You think you so cute
     dont you?

      I got
a quarter ounce

   of sticky sweet
ponics waitin to be
picked up.

   Gonna get high,
and leave you to your
      sycophantic
slaves.

    Tired of your
slights and
     baby
bites.

     Take your
dagger
      and
go twist it
in someone elses back!

Dissectin
        ****
aint good for your health
Your skins thin
dont blame me if it gets broken

I didnt make the rules
I aint tryin to change em
Just livin
          and lovin
the only way I have to do it.
Cant be the yesterday boy
string cheese charlie
Flamin
         and blamin
should just be
chillin
        and smokin

I know...
comin from me this sounds like
*******
But its true aight
It aint personal

Man
     this
****** up world!

From minute to minute
        at least one person
Is postin about how miserable they are.

       I have stayed crack free
for going on a month now! :)

    You ******* miserable people
make me want to get back on the rock. :(

         I can't even read a poem at random
for fear of the thing makin me feel suicidal...

  Whats worse, is the same dude
          will post a
"The depth of my joy is unfathomable"
poem, thirty minutes later.

       **** this place.

HP is just too depressin for me anymore

Yo!!!
    That
         Summer
               lover
Maneuver


That
        was
             Awesome!

Mad props yo!

    Fuh Real!

How many times you do it?
Last night I saw that ****,
right after I thought **** was cool.

That was tight!

I bow to your skills :)

At makin people feel like ****.
Bravo!

But at least you know how to make them feel good too :)

Life
:)
(:
:)
(:
It aint much
but what else do we got?

Love
(:
:)
(:
:)
Cant we all just get along?

Hope
:)
(:
:)
(:
You all can come over and hit the **** at my place later. :D

I wanna facefuck your pulse
and ******* your breath...

Yuh Dig?

Lordy
       Lordy
What The ****!
Where did my memories go
Why did I delete
         The pictures
          The feelins
How many forgotten fuckfests
rest at the bottom of the sea?
Why should we try to make a difference
when forgetfulness is the best we can hope for

      No! **** it! Thats not true

No more left memories
Im gonna go find them
and bring them back
          Diggin dude
I'll be diggin for a long while
until the excavation is complete.

Yuh Feel me?

:D

I
  
wanna
       get


fluid with you
      baby

   I wanna lick every inch
of your body
        every ****** inch

Until the aftertaste of your ***
coats my tongue.

      I want your juices
all over me.
   on my lips
dripping from your ******
      down my thighs.

    I wanna feel your inner
sloppy
         all over my
****.
      I wanna
pump and grind
    all ****** night.

Slippery and sloppy baby

     Sweaty and wet
chest to chest
      mouth to mouth

I want to drown in your moans
   submerge in your soft wetness

     Lets get fluid baby,

cause we only live once
      and all I need is one
night
       to blow your ****** mind!

Just
       Call
now,
       and
get
        the
big
       schticky
absolutely
     free.