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Henry Daniels Jun 2012
I laugh
    when I hear
conservatives talk about,
the sanctity of marriage,
and No Adam and Steve,

        when I couldnt count
                the number
  of extramarital indiscretions
        committed by them,
if I was a centipede,
      with five toes on each leg.

             I laugh
        when I hear
progressives talk about
Conservative fear mongerin tactics.

Have you seen any of these
anti cigarette comercials lately?
Who thought it would be a good Idea
to put a ****** arterial cleanin surgery video

on Comedy Central?  :)

     I laugh
when I hear
conservatives say
they are going to do
everythin possible to keep
Obama from servin a second term...

and yet they nominate
Mitt Romney as their man to do it.

Who's gonna vote for a robot? :p

    I laugh
when I hear progressives
call conservatives ****'s,
and then tell me
I shouldn't be

    doin this,
               or that,
or I should belive in somethin I can't see...

like change. :D

Vote Ron Paul!

because those other
douchbags
don't know
what they're talkin about.
Give me liberty or give me a BJ.  ;)
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
Yo!!!
    That
         Summer
               lover
Maneuver


That
        was
             Awesome!

Mad props yo!

    Fuh Real!

How many times you do it?
Last night I saw that ****,
right after I thought **** was cool.

That was tight!

I bow to your skills :)

At makin people feel like ****.
Bravo!

But at least you know how to make them feel good too :)
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
I wanna facefuck your pulse
and ******* your breath...

Yuh Dig?
Mercury, Magnesium, Cesium, Rubidium, Comegetusum!
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
Lordy
       Lordy
What The ****!
Where did my memories go
Why did I delete
         The pictures
          The feelins
How many forgotten fuckfests
rest at the bottom of the sea?
Why should we try to make a difference
when forgetfulness is the best we can hope for

      No! **** it! Thats not true

No more left memories
Im gonna go find them
and bring them back
          Diggin dude
I'll be diggin for a long while
until the excavation is complete.

Yuh Feel me?
This is inspired by Patricia Smith's poem Left memories...Read it or I will troll the **** out of you. :-)
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
If your a freakshow
everyone will hate you
if you be yourself.

If you hide yourself
without openin up
its easier, right?

Ive compartmentalized myself
but in each room
is
me.

Hate it or like it
I will be who I be.

You can too
I understand more than I let on
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
Dissectin
        ****
aint good for your health
Your skins thin
dont blame me if it gets broken

I didnt make the rules
I aint tryin to change em
Just livin
          and lovin
the only way I have to do it.
Cant be the yesterday boy
string cheese charlie
Flamin
         and blamin
should just be
chillin
        and smokin

I know...
comin from me this sounds like
*******
But its true aight
It aint personal
I ******* my friend. He thinks I hate him because I didnt return his phone call, but he doesnt know I just switched my phone plan is all.
Henry Daniels Jun 2012
Yo
   bro
seriously
chill out

  we get it
it hurts
we know
we been there
**** happens
life ***** sometimes
But you cant make
a women crave a flavor
she dont need no more
If you want to
go ahead
put on your gloves
and
punch that cat in the mouth!
Otherwise...

Calm Down Yo
This is for my friend. He just went through a breakup, and hes losing it right now.
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