Instead of me explaining why I don't get your humor
Why don't you explain to me why belittling me by insulting my intelligence in the form of a joke is funny to you?

All this time spent
Chasing the boys who came and  chasing the men that went
I should have just loved myself
If I had the since

It all adds up the
same
Lies multiply stories
change
I divide my heart forget your name
The common denominator
alone and in
pain

I hate today
Five years ago today my professor at my college hosted a party and then put something in my drink

And when I woke up...
When I woke up...

I kiss boys harder
I turn up music louder
I drink wine faster
But I still can't wash away the memory
The unfortunate secret to my sharp memory is that I'm always trying to forget