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Golden Ratio Oct 2010
Poor Old John Patrick Robbins.
I’m not sure what he’s done.
When I dropped in at Hello today,
I was very badly stunned.

For I looked high and low,
for the wordsmith’s rambling rants.
A punctuation free zone.
References to spandex pants.

Free the Hello One!
Oh Eliot, hear my cries.
Without that crazy *******,
we will lack so many highs.

Tales of madness and mayhem;
poems on self-destruct.
A comedian in a little black hat;
a master of disorderly conduct.

I know he’s learnt his lesson.
I am sure he’d play the game.
A model pupil in class,
poetry being his aim.

On my knees I beg,
to the higher laws above.
Hang on in there Gonzo!
This is one poet,
We surely cannot give up.
Oct 2010 · 2.3k
Bathsheba
Golden Ratio Oct 2010
I keep the treasure guarded,
in the fortress of my mind.
Shrouded from on-lookers;
protected from prying eyes.

It is not just an image,
or a photo,
so sublime.
It is a casket full of wonderment;
a jewel of womankind.

It evokes a feeling from me:
Rawness,
un-refined.
And it leads me to a place,
that others would gladly die,

to find.

I am humble in its presence,
and would never question the design,
for the treasure that I hold so dear,

is the thought that you are mine.
Oct 2010 · 2.4k
A View Of The Snowy Mountain
Golden Ratio Oct 2010
It resembles a snowy mountain range
That white crumpled sheet
Elegant in its simplicity
A Realistic model
Of peaks and valleys

In my admiration
Of this honest
Piece of art
Artistry spawned from life itself
Dexterity by the cosmos

I nearly miss it
The truth
The veracity of the exhibit
The message

I stop
I study
I look deeper

A torrent of understanding
Pours down my soul
The last morsels of dignity
Greedily gobbled up
By my awkward gaze

A piece of art
Lays still on that hospital bed

Alone
Golden Ratio Aug 2010
This started                                         dec 2009/ a lifetime ago/ shortly after the titanic sank
And when I first read it I               liked it/ hated it/ didn’t get it
But after all this                                 time/ mental torture/ self-indulgence
I can’t help but                                   think/ worry/ be extremely concerned
That you may be slightly              shut off/ un-hinged/ locked in a secure unit
How long will this poem                haunt me/ entertain me/ **** me off  
Will it still be here at                       christmas 2010/ christmas 2011/ the second coming
And how many times do you       tweet this poem/ take your medication/ look at it adoringly
To keep it                                            where it belongs/ as the thorn in my side/ on a poetry list for ever                            
Did you know that you have      no comments/ 2 comments/ 101 comments
And you have replied to               all of them/ 1 of them/ none of them
Which could be viewed as           bashful/ egotistical/ down right ******* rude
For the sake of                                  me/ the human race/ your psychiatrist
Make it stop                                       please/ pretty please/ pretty ******* please with cherries on

(delete as appropriate, preferably the poem!)
Aug 2010 · 1.4k
Dog Shit
Golden Ratio Aug 2010
... so you see, if I hadn't trod in that dog ****,
none of this would have happened!
Aug 2010 · 2.8k
Spidey and the bottle
Golden Ratio Aug 2010
Yes ok, so I had to dress up as a nun!
Me, Jack and Bathsheba in a film about
Spiderman, and dedicated to Chris Smith.
Why?
Not sure really, except Chris likes spiderman I suppose.
Anyway, enjoy.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S6slctF2Ato
Golden Ratio Jul 2010
I fell off this ******* planet a long time ago!
Jun 2010 · 1.5k
My Over Inflated Mind.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
My head swells,
with the words of wisdom,
implanted into my Cerebral Cortex.

Security Level:
Administrator.

The signal:
Never interrupted.

My hair;

my face;

my clothes.

My principal behaviour,
controlled.

My…

Volition;

Desire;

selection…

foretold,

by the scriptures of the box,
and the writings on the wall.

Ipods;

ipads;

mobile phones.

I need a new three piece suite,

so I’ve been told.

My head continues to swell,
to a monumental size,
and I feel my feet lift from the earth,

gently,

so gently…

lifting me to the skies.

As I float with acquiescence  surrender,
over the roof tops of consumption,
I gaze at all the shadows;
their cadaverous minds.

Poor souls.

I continue on my journey;

my pilgrimage of enlightenment;

my odyssey of comprehension;

my voyage of realization.


Many miles pass,
and my head declines in size.
I start to lose altitude;
and I debark...

safe,
but with cleansed mind.

The view is humbling,
and as I look down,
I behold a flower.

I sit beside it.

I admire it.

A true example,

of Design.
Jun 2010 · 1.2k
Sorry? I don't think so.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
Pretentious words of wisdom from Golden Ratio:

There
is
no
'But'
in
'Apology'.
Jun 2010 · 1.4k
Abeyance.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
Sitting in abeyance.

My life on perpetual hold;
the cold air forcing me to hunch up for warmth.

Another cigarette...

I ****** the packet lovingly,
opening and closing the lid,
spinning and revolving the box like a precious stone.

I think about my father.

Memories,
scrambling for admission,
into my hall of fame.

The bad ones,
constantly slashing,
constantly stabbing.

The jagged blade of guilt.

He could be difficult,
but my desperation for acceptance,
made me difficult too.

Tears fighting for freedom,
I shield my face by running my fingers through my hair;
cigarette still in hand.

I return to the ward.

I reflect on my father’s now non cognizant state,
and although disturbing,
I also find it calming and absolute,
for he is safe in the labyrinth of his mind,
and nothing can hurt him.

I hold his hand,
and with a final last gasp of inevitability,

he is gone.

Gone.

As I sit back,
in my plastic chair,
my lugubrious acceptance is numbing.

But there is another feeling;

one that is so refreshing;

so alien;

so…

shiny and clean.

it smashes through my self-induced sedation like a sledge hammer:

Liberation.
Jun 2010 · 2.4k
Under The Stairs.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
I open the cupboard under the stairs,

fetching my bag from its hiding place.

It waits,
So patiently,
for me to name the day;
the day I leave for good,
and today,
is that day.

I check the contents,
just to make sure,
all is in order.

I open the front door,
applying pressure,
as I cautiously pull.
My face is contorted with concentration;
squinted eyes;
clenched teeth.

It must not make a noise.
It cannot make a noise.
please,
don’t make a noise.

I’m outside.

This is it…

I stand.
I think.
I muse the future.

What will they think,
of me?

Will they understand?

Will they sympathise?

Or will they view me as…

A symbolic abomination?

The personification of,
cowardice?

A father,

who didn’t care?

I open the cupboard under the stairs,
hiding my travel bag in the same place.

Once more I return.
Once more I indulge the monotony,
once more…

Just once more.
Jun 2010 · 1.4k
Reflection.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
This is my special day.

I’ve planned it for ever,
and a bit more.

An early start.

I want to depart,
before the house awakes.

I look down at the water.

It swirls and dances,
as the vessel fills.

Absorption of a picture,
on a liquid canvas.

I can’t help but stare.

Is that really me?

“Hello,” I say,
Curiously.

He doesn’t answer;
just stares.

Now I’m staring,
At him,
staring,
at me.

I reach down and scoop a mass of water,
launching  it into my face.

It delights my skin like a cold knife.

I savour the moment.

If only my life,
could have been this…
refreshing.

The car is filling quickly now.

It will soon be over.
Jun 2010 · 1.3k
Safe Men's Shoes.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
Please accept my gratitude,
for your gracious attendance.
We have gathered here today to say farewell.

He lived a life of discretion,

prudence,

restraint.

Cupidity locked in a vaulted lair.

The malignant highway of adventure:
Such a dangerous stretch of road,
and one surely to be avoided…

at all costs.

And as I look amongst you,
I would like to say I am proud…

But alas, I am not.

For ‘he’…

Is me.

Listen my loved ones,

and take heed my dear friends;

forget how I tried to preach.

Erase the fear from your mind,

because walking in safe men’s shoes,

will almost certainly,

end in…

regret.
Jun 2010 · 1.2k
Obolus.
Golden Ratio Jun 2010
He stands at my door,
arms crossed,
leaning up against the wall.
He wants permission to enter.

I decline.

He says he’ll wait.
He anticipates my response:

“You will!”

He’s at my door again,
waiting.
I tell him not to waste his time.
He mimics me,
laughing.

I look.
He’s there:
At my door,
again.
He asks if he bothers me.
I tell him no.
I tell him to take his time.
I tell him that I will never,

let him in.

Once more,
he resides at my door,
waiting,
patiently.
My anger is volcanic.
My anger is obvious.

My anger is…

Desperate.

He knows the fury is symbolic.
He knows I am breaking.

He knows…

It’s just a matter of time.

I open the door.
Charon is there.
He stands before me,
scratching his matted beard.
I am tired and weak;
in no position to fight him anymore.

“Can I enter?” he purrs.

I stand aside.

As he passes, I wear his putrid breath like a mask.
A sewer on a hot day.

“I suppose you want this,” I say,
holding up a coin.”

He takes it,
biting the metal to check it’s authenticity.
“Thank you," he grunts,

“now keep up…

We have a boat to catch.”
May 2010 · 2.4k
Clean
Golden Ratio May 2010
You don’t need a mop and bucket to clean up your life;
just dedication.
May 2010 · 1.4k
Waiting With Spanish Guitars
Golden Ratio May 2010
Waiting with Spanish guitars. 
Why do I sit here?
You stamp on me so,
and still I wait.
Am I a fool?
Perhaps.
It wasn't much to ask,
was it? 
For you to come to me?
Spanish guitars,
would have made it so romantic,
but it wasn't to be.
Fairwell my princess,
as I make my way,
to our Roman Bridge.
May 2010 · 1.1k
Art Of Control
Golden Ratio May 2010
Roll up,
Roll up, 
Come and get your good news here.
My words are what you yearn. 
They will say what you want to hear.

I will gain your trust,
with tales of old,
some that you can't remember.
But don't dispair.
If I don't hit a nerve,
there are plenty more to nurture.

I will summon you a line,
of generic circumstance.
Sibling rivalry, 
never fails.
Empowerment to enhance. 

Was big bro the favourate? 
Were you always in his shadow?
Didn't daddy love you?
Do you need me to save you?

Wait...
I hear a voice.
He tells you not to fret.
He always loved you really,
even though it was never said.

And should you change,
your job?
your wife?
your life of discontent?

You will know,
just what to do,
when the time is meant.

Now off home you must wander,
With the gems you have collected,
and I too must depart,
to new venues heaven selected.

The same sermon I will preach,
to more gullible lost souls,
who fill my cash box even higher,
and underwrite my art of control.
May 2010 · 1.2k
Women
Golden Ratio May 2010
My wife stood on the scales

The display showed 8 stone, 8 & 3/4lbs

I said, "You may as well call it 8 stone 9lbs"

She replied, "No! 8 stone 8lbs!"

We went shopping

There was a 30 inch flat screen tv on sale for £149.99

"Wow!" I said, "£149? That's cheap!"

"£150!" she barked

I can't win

— The End —