A detective married a witch.
In a few years, he wanted a switch.
He slinked and slunk out every night,
and thought he kept his sins out of sight.
But one thing he could not hide from her nose,
the scent of strange perfumes on his clothes.
One night when the hour was late,
she conjured a fitting fate.
She cast a spell.
He fell down in a well.
So it came as no surprise,
no one ever got wise.
For the only man who could solve the case
was lying forever and ever, in a very dark place.
Gant Haverstick 2017