One fateful day in a cave made of rock,
lived a camel named Humphrey Cornelius Tawk.
His **** was supreme, his fur was quite green,
sitting on a throne in that cave made of rock.
He huffed and he puffed, and he snorted in displeasure
as he looked upon his vast mountain of treasure.
"Oh, huff!" he exclaimed at the cup that's brand-new,
"Oh no" he said loudly "It just will not do."
Humphrey Cornelius just wanted more,
He wanted more 'till it covered the floor,
and it reached to the sky and it touched lands of lore.
No he'd never be happy 'till it stretched to the moon,
and became more majestic than the greatest sand dunes.
And so he sat waiting on his meager stack,
until someone brought him the treasure he lacked.
And he waited, and waited, and waited some more,
and the pile continued to sit by the door.
Then realization dawned in his head,
this waiting he was doing was as good as stapling bread!
So the camel known as Humphrey Cornelius Tawk,
looked out of the cave, and he began to walk.
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