Dear diary,

Today was a sunny day. I love sunny days! Momma says sunny days are God's kisses! If God is kissing me, he better stop giving me a sunburn on my ****! That's weird!!!

Dad is working on his book. He's been working on his book a lot. I don't see him when he does it because he does it in secrecy. When I do see him, he drinks a lot. He says it helps him write. Dad has been drinking a lot since the restaurant fired him.

I don't know how to do my homework! It's called algebra! I asked dad and he didn't know how to do it either! Dang, algebra must be hard because dad is the smartest guy in the world!

I decided to join this website so I could make my dad proud! I want to make mom happy too! She has a lot of bruises! Dad says she keeps falling down the stairs! Clumsy mom!


Sincerely,

Frank Ruland Jr.