Gas station, masked man
Save tolls for the gas can
Clean feet, ***** dozen
Remedies for the cousin
Sweat shops, floor mops
Save the blood for the dance floor
Bewitched, leg twitched
Good Aiming Rednecks
Saving gay couples from the ***
I'm reading Michael Robbins, at the moment, and I find his style similar to what I wish I could write. Stuff that's open, a little ******, but honest and witty. Maybe that's what I already write; I'm not sure, but this is an offspring of mimicry.