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Of all of the days to sleep in this late
Why did I have to choose today
The revolution we'd been planing along
I'm sure was already underway

I grabbed my bag, thank goodness already packed
And headed for the door
I ran out so fast my dog was aghast
My feet barely touching the floor

When I arrived at the park
I saw none of my friends
There were old ladies knitting shawls
Old men playing rummy and gin

I was already there
So I refused to go home
The revolution got canceled
And I wasn't informed

So I stood up on my soapbox
And yelled listen to me
All the old folks gathered round
As I gave the greatest of speech

I talked of how long
We'd been beat down by the man
As I went point by point
Of my intricate plan

There came weakened shouts
From a few in the crowd
While the hearing impaired
Wondered what all the fuss was about

We all moved to the street
With luck a Boy Scout happened by
To help all the old ladies across
But only one at a time

We surrounded Dairy Queen first
Because they have ice cream soft serve
Which goes down so smooth
When your wearing dentures

Next we did a flash mob
In the local Right-Aid
There were old women swinging purses
And old men waving canes

They all slowly shuffled down
The adult diaper aisle
Where they stripped the shelves clean
With raspy giggles and wrinkly smiles

Things were running so smoothly
According to revolutionary plans
We were creating social havoc
And sticking it BAD to the man

In the middle of the craze
My cell phone it rang
It was my radical friends
Wondering where I have been

I'm a tad bit embarrassed
That's the least I can say
In my mad rush to arrive
I went to the wrong park today

So I snuck out the back of Rite-Aid
As the swat team arrived
If I had a conscience I'd feel bad
In leaving my new old friends behind
I am a snow-man/
a collection of
cold and beautiful
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This morning I watched you
stumble into the bus
like a drunken moth:
straw-headed, foggy,
jacket clinging to you
by one shoulder
like an ironic flag.
America has claimed you!
Just like Our Moon,
those ironic flags of liberty.

Chortling, choking
on nothing but your
immovable child-like
sadness. Leathery
wings sprawled, gaping,
stinking of whiskey and ****.
You were screaming
at a woman across the aisle
whose eyes also gaped,
who didn't see the revolution,
who feared her reflection in the
eyes of "Made In The USA".

Who is she? What form
have you given her?
The mother who soaped
your tongue with her bitter morals?
The sister who boiled her
life away on a spoon?
The lover who embraced your wounds
despite EVERYTHING
and then became one?

You were eating an apple
from your pocket,
"Red Delicious,
the MOST American fruit!"
It was mostly rotten, sweaty
brown core staring into me
like a terrible moth's eye.

I watched you until
my stop,
I'm sorry I don't know why.
When the bus-man shoo'ed you off
I heard you scream after me,
really howling.

I'm sorry I can't save you,
I'm a moth too.

I ran home this morning
and left all the lights on.
I heard you in the shower
something sad and slow

I fell madly and instantly,
and you didn't even know
In the act of pushing words from
mind
To
paper
I've seemed to lose inspiration
I hide my words in
(Parenthesis)
I'll force the readers eyes to run with
italics
Scare them with the
boldness
Of my words
Hoping no one notices that (I have nothing to say)
The longest lingering lines
Made merely
To trick
People pleasantly
Into intelligent interactions
The
Perfect
Woman
She must have a hatred for the world
Deep
She must be an alcoholic
But in the romantic sense of the word
Only listens to one record
Only reads one book
Only looks threw one window
Has faith in death
But is skeptical of life
And she can ****
With a pure understanding of lust
Only eats when she needs to think
Only breaths when she needs to smoke
Has trouble finding a difference between love and greed
And when I look at her I have trouble finding a difference between love and envy.
If I had a child I'd name him **** up
                  So he would always have a place in life
And if I had a child I'd name her ****
                       So she would always feel right inside
And if I had children I'd **** them both
                 So the would never have to fight for a life
Some sounds surround synapses
Surrendering suddenly
To tremendously tall
Tyrants
T
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    L
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Ticklish
Pudgy passengers
Longing lovingly
Quitting quiet questions
Still tempting princes and queens
I tried to
write
a poem about you
but instead
I scribbled a
big, orange-ink blob
and I figured
that made
just as much sense.
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