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David W Clare Jan 2015
The *******

The creepy old fat man from Sweden
Cheatin' and scams his partners
Farting old ******* rat dog
Harbors innocent little girls
Like a **** hogg
Looks just like a 300 pound rat
Fat *** clown pervert
We are all to blame for that?
For the criminally insane
Lame brain
Bring back the nice guillotine
Chop off the **** of the mean old man who ruins the preteen!
Steals money then gets killed
The beat goes on... Beat in his fat head like a drum
Dumb old creepy ****
Worthless gimp
His days are numbered
Price on his head
Uses us all takes our bread!
But soon he is flat dead!

Dedicated to Bjorn Henry Jonasson
From Sweden the worst pervert I ever met, I bet he got killed in Thailand!
Beware of perverts from Sweden!
David W Clare Jan 2015
You know the type, tuff rubber doll full of hype!
She'll steel you blind then she'll drink your last bottle of wine!
Claims she's a ****** until you find out she brought you so much hurtin'

Another ****** Tina!

The kind of girl you wanted to marry?
She'll do every Tom, **** & Harry!
Just to get what she wants at your expense her *** is what she flaunts!
Only to get what she wants!

Her nose job shows up on your credit card!
Its no surprise so don't take it hard!
You're on a sinking ship, she's in your best friends bed!
Cuz, you been thinking with your wrong **** head!

Another ****** Tina!

Sticky fingered tramps now laid to rest!
Got killed the last time she got undressed!
Some **** *** stabbed her in the face!
Got what she deserved she was a real disgrace!

Another ****** Tina!

Oh man, What a bore! Another stupid useless *****!

Another ****** Tina!
Disclaimer: True story about my girlfriend from Florida when I was 22 ps if you want her go for it boys! Btw. Her real name was NOT Tina it was Lacretia Hanberry of Orlando Florida hope she got what she deserved!
David W Clare Jan 2015
First you want me then you spit on me
Call me old and stuff
**** my baby duck
Make me cry tears of blood
So I get drunk on your sweet and sour memories
No home no nothing left but derision
Worked hard then it all goes up in smoke
Jokes on me
Regrets I collect attrition
Threats crash course up ahead
Gold stolen wasted by quack demon deacons
Suffering ******* is my fate
Isn't it Great?


D. Clare
Feeling sad Today why I come back to USA I miss Thailand...Bangkok is my mother...
David W Clare Jan 2015
Nothing can open a narrow mind if it's third eye blind
Knowledge is key that the fool despises
Disguises his face with hair
Beware of strangers
She can make up her face but can't make up her mind
Unkind to others
Are the third eye blind...

D. Clare
David W Clare Dec 2014
Vultures are honest
They exist in the desert
Fly around to pick our bones
Wall street lawyers wear suits and ties
Waiting to sue us dry...
They can't fly
They only scam the innocent piggs
Ghettos growing with drugs
Thugs eat off the community trough
Cough in your face while picking our pockets the courtroom dockets billed
With derision and remiss
Snakes hiss at blood to bite your leg
Hide in the grass of the shade
Whilst the honest vulture remains...

D. Clare
David W Clare Dec 2014
You want her? You can have her!

Girls are dangerous
Girls are impetuous
Girls are smarter than men
No girl president?
Proves men are all *******
At the end of this life
We all go away...
Sirens wailing in the night
Some poor *** just got killed
No one cares a **** today
Dog eat dog is the contagion of hate
*******! I love you?
What more can I say?

D. Clare
I'm from outer space hope to go back to that tropic place... Earth anagram
David W Clare Dec 2014
Let the cat out of the bag then that **** cat runs off with the neighbors dog
Metaphors tell all
Wild jungle call
Bark like an arrogant dog?
Then cry like the wolf alone
Bragging rights are the fools wrongs
Left hand right hand rule
If youre late stay after school
Jinx cat strikes back
Shut up is the advice of the wise
Run your mouth then all turns into a sad surprise...
Jinx the cat then you regret that act...

David John Clare
Written in las Vegas USA I prefer Asia
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