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Christina Quinn
has made Quality condoms
a focal point of her campaign.

That Anthony ******,
he of modest demeanor,
would be happy to model t'is plain.

As a Lesbian, Quinn
doesn't care for what's in
The condoms she touts on campaign.

If abstinence matters
put her face on the wrappers
and no one will be glad that they came.
Christina Quinn, Democratic candidate for Mayor of New York City and a lesbian, is campaigning on the issue of the quality of the condoms that NYC distributes free to school kids. She demands better quality condoms!

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