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David Ehrgott Jun 2016
Carolyn Sara Echo Bonnie
Helena Su'ze and Faridi
  
All my babies cry and tease me
All you had to do, drop them then please me
  
Who knew that hawks could fly at night
Fell off my bike, retired for life
  
Greenbriar boys will try to tell ya
"I ain't tryin' to gaslight no one fella"
  
Hey all my girlfriends round and rounder
I'm so glad I grabbed and found her
  
Here we go, here we go, Big Blue Diamond
Telling everybody I'm one loose cannon
  
Choo-Choo  Choo-Choo  long train running
Look at that ******, he's still gunning
  
Rich man, Rich man, overpaid me
******* off ****** going to save me?
  
Carolyn Sara Echo Bonnie
Helena Suze and Faridi
396 · Aug 2015
Even Winners Get Beaten
David Ehrgott Aug 2015
I hold my pillow, grab it's ***
pretend it's you.  But, I'm in Forever
The time in between with you.  It's
hard as ever waiting, craving for more
you.  Hop on my pistol girl 'cause I've
got shots for you.  I was crazy,
very crazy to just sit there and not
move.  Or, was I dreaming.  How could
I be good enough for you.  I'm just
a dreamer but, i beat Everest
Don't dream that one dream 'cause
even cheaters pay for that and losers
stay there forever for free.  Just free me
from my misery or add to it my sea
All the pain and agony dissolves
when you are near me.  The emptiness,
it disapears even memories of pain.
So come on back and pick me up I'll
give it back with you again.
395 · Oct 2015
Xena
David Ehrgott Oct 2015
Riding on a horse
Fighting with her sword
She is not a *****
She is wearing leather
  
Saving all the poor
Fighting with a sword
Giants in the land
And the mighty dragons
  
Xena is my queen
But they call her princess
All she want to do
Go around and conquer
  
She can conquer me
Anytime she wants to
That is all I say
'bout the mighty princess
Xena is her name
Do you know her address
395 · Nov 2014
11ft Tall
David Ehrgott Nov 2014
I cut a hole in my heart
So I'll bleed every day
Can't hold that much heartache
Got to let it run away

Sometimes I thank my bleeding hole
That it is there today
If I had saved all that pain
I'd be eleven feet tall
394 · Nov 2014
Five Words To Live By
David Ehrgott Nov 2014
LIVE LOVE
LOVE
LIVE LIFE
394 · Jul 2016
The Pretty Girls Know
David Ehrgott Jul 2016
The pretty girls know
Why they wear their perfume
The pretty girls know
Why they fill a room
The pretty girls know why
They wear their hair
The pretty girls know why
So men will stare
The pretty girls know why
They wear that smile
The pretty girls know why
With it such aplomb
The pretty girls know
How to wear a hat
The pretty girls know why
They do this and that
The pretty girls know
394 · Oct 2016
The Saddest Last Word
393 · Feb 2016
I Love You So Much
David Ehrgott Feb 2016
I'm not a hippie she non sequitured
as I asked her questions
I'm not a hippie
I'm not a hippie she vociferated
  
It's okay I'm not a hippie either
I overly averred
  
Then we talked and agreed
and got warm
and got wet
  
Two years later we met again
It's like that sometimes for the jet-setters
  
"Hi" she smiled
"Hi" I returned
  
Did you hear the new (hip hop/rap star) album
she inquired
I'm not a hip hopper I stated
"What?" she questioned
I'm not a hip hopper I re-replied
393 · Oct 2016
Hill's heimer
David Ehrgott Oct 2016
Secretary Clinton wants you
to believe that a womanizer
would make a terrible leader

She is sooooo forgetful
392 · Dec 2014
A Story
David Ehrgott Dec 2014
The first newspapers had to be chisled out by hand
with a chisle and mallet.  Not exactly the fine print
we get today.  And if the chisle-er made a mistake,
then that piece of stone would have to be reprossessed.
This would cause a delay in production and delivery.
Another drawback was that those stones were
heavy.  And no matter how greased your cartwheels,
the donkey could only pull so much weight.  However,
if you were lucky enough to get a copy of The Evening
Stone, (at the price of only three dracmas per slab) you
would have a piece of news that could literally last
longer than a lifetime.  (pardon the alliteration)

                                                The End
David Ehrgott Oct 2015
It was early 21st century and in the Saddle River County Park in Saddle Brook, the good one, not the one on the other side.  But, the one where Officer Reycuk lets the postal employees from the Paterson Distribution Center bone-up for lunch.  There, was a duck and he would waddle up to the park-goers (people) and he would harass and berate them.  I was sitting on the bench near the parking lot, (the one that faces the restrooms) and I had my feet turned in and pressed together. I must have spent an hour or more observing this duck as he made sure that everyone in the entire park got a piece of his lip.  Anyway, as he was tiring-out he must have mistaken my feet for a nest and he waddled his way on top of them.  Making himself comfortable and tucking his head under his wing to take a nap.  I felt so for this little lad that I made sure not to move my feet to disturb him.  As passerbys made comments and chuckled.  I imagined just what of this duck could be dreaming.  A simpler time perhaps.  When he had no stress.  No worries.  No responsibilities.  No need to yell at the humans who come into his place of abode and destroy it.  With their littering and smoking and loud rudeness.  Or maybe he was dreaming about some swan he's had his eye on, or flying, or going for a swim.  Then, without warning, I pulled my feet abruptly apart and chided him vociferously "YOU DUMB DUCK!  PEOPLE are dreamers NOT DUCKS!  He just shook his head, then waddled away mumbling to himself incoherently.
392 · Dec 2014
To See I Cry
David Ehrgott Dec 2014
To see I cry
What's happening
Our world destroyed
By evil drug kings

2C-I smiles
Kids try, then die
How can one smile
On such deadly high
David Ehrgott Oct 2015
Jesus approached Santa the other day.  "Yo Santa!  What's the big idea?"
quipped Jesus.  "Huh?" mumbled Santa.  "You heard me, you fat bstrd!"
Jesus declared vociferously.  "Hey, watch who you're calling bstrd."  Santa replied.  "Well then fess up."  Jesus demanded.  "Jesus, I swear to Christ, I really don't know what the fck you are talking about."  replied Santa.  "You know exactly what I am talking about Claus and don't try to deny it."  snapped Jesus.  "What did I do?"  asked Santa.  "You're giving away gifts on MY birthday.  What's the big Idea?"  resnapped Jesus.  "Th-Th-the children."  was all that Santa was able to mutter.  "Give them gifts on THEIR birthday, *sshl*."  endeth Jesus.
390 · Jun 2016
Day At The Mall
David Ehrgott Jun 2016
Bus stop Linda says she's 69
I said a 68 would do
She laughed then flew

Asian girl in hippie clothes
and boots-attire

Pretty girl in bunny boots
a look..desire
escapes me as I follow
Her footsteps elude me

and notice
A familiar face
Still looking so young

No

It can't be her
that was thirty years ago
and realize a mistake in identity

and move on

Black girl looking ****
like a movie star...
390 · Mar 2017
The Learning Experience
David Ehrgott Mar 2017
When I was a kid
I don't rem-ember exactly when
5, maybe 6, or seven
my mother was such a *******
she'd tell me to "go get the belt"

and I, like a dolt,
would go the the closet
in my room
grab a nice one
and return to her with it

Where she would
repeatedly strike me with it
this would go on for a period
of about four years

Until one day an old man
entered my room and witted
"Hey Kid! next time she asks
you to "go get the belt"
Go HIDE!

Unless you want to be beaten again
for being a go-get-'er"
390 · Feb 2016
Corpus Delicti
David Ehrgott Feb 2016
A boy loves his mother
He's three years old
His father, he left her
to sire more gold
She hates him and screams
You bstrd, I'm ruined
Blames children for God's
or the devil's own doing
Then makes life hell for these children of evil
They can't even hear her
She screams " Are we even? "
She befriends a gangster
He's ****, and she knows it
Then, ****** her own babies for money and shelter
Then some other scumbag
With bagels and donuts
He fancies her red hair
And steals from his cousin
The children are brought up to fear for their safety
With threats of a belt
or a knife from a crazy
Their welts, they are bleeding
So bad they can't learn
Their teaches are worried
Then forced to just turn
In the free world we live in
How can this exist?
Can politicians see it's a crime?
Isn't it?
So they grab all the handbags from special interest
So that children are beaten
Then forced into church
And their parents pretend
that it's for their own good
That bstrd is lying
We did what we could
389 · Mar 2015
Wouldn't You Know It
David Ehrgott Mar 2015
In reality they had the whole galaxy upside down.
True north is actually south of here.
388 · Aug 2016
pomme
David Ehrgott Aug 2016
text me when driving
I am tired of living
say goodbye cruel world
387 · Dec 2015
Get Over It
David Ehrgott Dec 2015
I overact in overalls
When overcast jump overboard
I overdo not overdose
I'm overdue and overdrawn
I overhaul my overhead
Throw overhand or overarm
  
I overthrow the oversee
And overwhelm those overseas
My overshoe's in overflow
An overnight in overcoat
Earned overtime then over-ruled
The over-ride they overlooked
  
Don't overstep over-the-counter
An oversight I've overcome
I over-run the over-rule
In overdrive I overpass
It's over now; Buy Pepto too
And you will get over the gas
386 · May 2016
Susan Vreeland
David Ehrgott May 2016
I asked my sister
On the fourth of July
Don't be your mother
Please! Just! Die!
  
Don't hang around
For forty-five years
Crying " I'm dying"
And then still be here
  
Don't be a redhead
Don't be a *****
If cancer has killed you
Then run to the switch
  
Not funny nor odd
Nor even queer
She did me that favor
In one simple year
  
copyright 2008 1 Armed Poet
384 · Apr 2016
Nevada's Night Sky
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
When night falls
In the desert
Wolves serenely serenade the moonlight
384 · Feb 2016
Gyromancy
David Ehrgott Feb 2016
I climbed a tree today to wish you happy new year
You were nowhere I looked around and you were not here
I hear the sound of old guitars
Remember passings
I think of you. you're not around and I am still here
Why I remember in your bed we had it all dear, all the laughter
I hope the listener can figure out you are not here
And how all the laughter disappeared
'cause you are not here

Sometimes I want to throw myself off taller buildings
I could just let them out
Burst into tears or something
How could I let you out of
what was best for me
Las Vegas nights are brighter
Its night sky now too cloudy
I can not see the shooting stars or hear pal call out "howdy"
Remember 60's acts, the crowd would roar in laughter
How all that laughter disappeared
When you were not here

I spin around, I lose my mind then I fall down
Because my mem'ry is so unkind to me
Keep thinking of you constantly

I know I died when I was three but, that was diff'rent
Before I met you, saw you smile and heard you giggle
I know it's crazy in my mind you're in that blue dress
The one that had that white bow tied
The one that made you gift-wrapped
Now all I do is suffer from gyromancy
I spin around, so dizzy
But, I can't spell anything

And all the people, might be just there laughing at me
But, diddint you hear
That all the laughter disappeared
When you were not here
384 · Jan 2015
Insatiable
David Ehrgott Jan 2015
Mary had a little lamb.
It just wasn't enough.
"More!  More!"  Mary would demand.
383 · May 2016
Haiku
David Ehrgott May 2016
expectant pike laughs
oafishly, snowdrift bragging
apologists eat
382 · Nov 2016
Southern Couplet
David Ehrgott Nov 2016
Had nice thoughts of Florida
'till a gator ate a man, so morbida
382 · Aug 2016
ode to a Liar
David Ehrgott Aug 2016
Anna Christina
You lied  You lied  You Madam
The fine is time served
381 · Apr 2016
Haiku
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
conspirator chirps
Adonis drifting brutes ooze
somnolent sunny
380 · Oct 2016
Enigma in Bb
David Ehrgott Oct 2016
Do we make compromises for
Our comforts
When we are everywhere
380 · Oct 2014
The One
David Ehrgott Oct 2014
I found the note that played back your heart
Posing and pouting to tease me
Exhaling symphonies to attract your scent
Our scent, the one that only love can build
379 · Apr 2016
A Mazed
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
friend
I dreamed of you
  
that you came to see me
and for an hour or two
  
my fantasies played true
as we tossed and turned
  
we made one from two
and now I am lost
378 · Nov 2014
Haiku
David Ehrgott Nov 2014
sprinkle her lightly
her powers so magical
the light of stardust
378 · Oct 2015
Generally Speaking
David Ehrgott Oct 2015
Tom Hanks goes on the view
and says
Bob the grip is not receiving
his Christmas bonus this year
Due to pirating

Tom  isn't losing money
Brad isn't losing money
Leo   isn't losing money

Julia made her forty million
Jen   made her forty million
Reese made her forty million

Just think,
if people don't stop pirating
The entire movie industry
could go belly-up

People just don't get it
Bob the grip relies on that Christmas bonus
to make ends meet

I'm going to buy my next car
from
Jennifer Motors
377 · Apr 2016
Rutherford 2007
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
Poor Willie Williams
Waiting for the train
Traffic Cops stole his money
It's a sad story; it's not funny
  
Poor Doctor Williams
Awake in Lincoln Park
Arrested for his scribblings
"We don't like your kind" they bark
  
Carlos won't you come back
Give this old town a haunt
They crapped on paradise again
Your town is full of greed and sin
David Ehrgott Dec 2014
In the hole of my sock monkey heart is a void where you used to be.
375 · Nov 2015
Road Trip
David Ehrgott Nov 2015
MONTANA
  
Stripped like a ***** all
your ore gone Big Sky
Way to cold in summertime
  
2.  ARIZONA
  
Grand Canyon Station
A great place to relax
for native New Yorkers
  
3.  UTAH
  
The great lake's surrounded
Now you still can't swim
in it.  Tabernacle Choir
  
4.  MISSISSIPPI
  
With your gulf coast taxi's
dancing at casinos
Still the ugliest
  
5.  TEXAS
  
Big Country, No little
Men.  Women get you hooked
on "Hi, have we met".
  
6.  GEORGIA
  
Took a trip down nine
Tee-Five.  Think it was
Three-A saying hi to Dave
  
7.  SOUTH CAROLINA
  
Columbia runs through
Gamecock town.  The sheriff,
he wants to know your name
  
8.  NORTH CAROLINA
  
Tearing down mountains
to build townhouses
you are lousy, just like me

9.  WASHINGTON D. C.
  
On the drive down here
A native shot at me
I rolled up the window
  
10.  PITTSBURGH
You ***** old city
There is a shark that swims
In one of your three rivers
  
11.  SCOTTY'S CASTLE
  
In the deadliest
of valleys.  An oasis
appears as heaven
  
12.  NEW MEXICO
  
The seniors there cross
the border.  They're earning
prescription drug money
374 · Jul 2016
Haiku
David Ehrgott Jul 2016
agony builds, weak
languishing dubious eels
languishing, dryly
374 · Dec 2014
POETRY (acrostic)
David Ehrgott Dec 2014
Poor
Ol'
Ehrgott
Trying to
Regain
Youth
374 · Sep 2016
Haiku
David Ehrgott Sep 2016
singing numbly, clear
ingenious wet priests lurk, sly
jittery sharp prince
373 · Oct 2014
Love You
David Ehrgott Oct 2014
I always wanted you
I always wanted to
have you
Then one day
I didn't have you

I always loved you
I always will
love you
Even now I still
love you

You used to act
so, I acted too
I love you

And I remember dancing
I wish I could dance with you
always
I wish I had you

You used to sing
You sang love
I sang for you

I love you, I do
Love you
373 · Jul 2015
Kisses in the Dark
David Ehrgott Jul 2015
Kisses in the Dark

think I'll take a song I'd like to sing
and shower you with the love it brings
I think I'll take a dance step that you know
and turn it into happiness that shows
You know I'd turn a rainy day to blue
If this is what I'd have to do for you
I'd build a mighty castle in the snow
If I thought it would make our own love grow
Your world isn't my world, but you know
My world is for you, I want it so
You just stand there small and powerful
I just fall and tell you all I know
Kisses in the dark they do not tell
Everything there is let's ring the bells
Now I can do everything I've told
Because I love you more today I'm sold
Kisses in the dark they do not tell
Everything there is let's ring the bells
372 · May 2015
Campbell's Re-eat Soups
David Ehrgott May 2015
So bad you'll puke it out
So good you'll eat it again
371 · Nov 2015
Destiny
David Ehrgott Nov 2015
she's gone to the darkside
i've lived through the pain
i've been through the darkside
and bounced back again
did she bring me?
did you save me?
thought of all
why did you grave?
370 · Nov 2014
Beautiful Than You
David Ehrgott Nov 2014
There is nobody more beautiful than you
I swear these words are true
You're all I think of, you
The beautiful it's - you

You're all I think of you
So glad that there's a you
So beautiful / So you
You're beautiful yeah you

I swear these words are true
So glad that there's a you
So beautiful and true
It is all I think of - you

The beauty it is you
You're all I think of you
I swear these words are true
This is nobody more
Beautiful than you
370 · Nov 2014
Grafoettri
David Ehrgott Nov 2014
Mary had a little lamb
She loved to run her fingers through its hair
Ooh, so smooth she would coo
Until the day it pooed in her shoe
Eew, lamb stew
370 · Jun 2016
After That
David Ehrgott Jun 2016
My mother didn't have a television
nobody did
because their weren't any
until someone had a vision

to bring radio to life

radio singers and soap opera players
circus acts
and vaudeville comedians

all came together in one box

After that there was only one
thing left to do
and that was

go to the moon
369 · Apr 2016
Almost Wednesdays
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
Last night I could not sleep
with visions of the Pin-up
Girl of past

How she laid(y) there
with arms spread
and legs bent

There!
on the dust of cobwebs

"Let me Go" she vociferates
into her soft safe place

But, I dream still
of a night
in your land of plenty

Honey!
368 · Jun 2016
Getting Darker
David Ehrgott Jun 2016
Sometimes things end just
like a summer romance cold
and with less daylight
368 · Apr 2016
Cloudy Days Go Away
David Ehrgott Apr 2016
Sometimes cool breezes blow brightly  
Sometimes in cold afternoons
I think I'll leave here this morning
And find a warm sun very soon
I couldn't be there this morning
She must of left kind of frayed
I couldn't blame her for leaving
I was no reason to stay
Sometimes snow breezes freeze noses
Sometimes in cold afternoons
Got to be keeping a reason
For love in the afternoon
One more thing I got to thinking
Cloudy days please go away
Sometimes snow breezes freeze noses
So ******* some sunshine my way
366 · Apr 2015
DINTY MOORE (6W)
David Ehrgott Apr 2015
It taste better than its stink.
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