******* them eggy *****,
Have you seen their eggy butts?
Gently put one in butter,
Or slam one onto another.
If the eggy **** screams
Simply flick your bean.
If you're a guy, don't forget to pat your thigh,
And sacrifice your eggy ***** to the man in the sky.
This is the story of the eggy *****,
Hide, quick, or they'll **** out your guts.