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Jan 2018 · 287
The kitchen
Daddy D Jan 2018
Confectionary is dairy
Cooked up in a ***
Put it on the stove
Make it very hot
Jan 2018 · 292
The Return
Daddy D Jan 2018
Hey there ladies, daddy is back
Here to get up in your cracks
In your nasty ***
Or your creamy ****
Daddy’s sure to please your wuss
So please come fast, come a running
Daddy’s ready for the final *******
Jul 2014 · 3.0k
Haiku
Daddy D Jul 2014
Daquan a **** boy
That nights got a small ****
Get an STD
Jul 2014 · 7.7k
Fuck Niggas
Daddy D Jul 2014
"Get in the bag" he said, a his main chick turned.
So I did
         "Hey bae" said the white chick holding her Starbucks
        "Quit talking and **** my ****"      said Daquan, as if I weren't even there.
I peeked out of the bag to see what my ***** was doing, and that **** boy was hittin it from the back.
I slowly slithered out of the bag and into her ****** and bit off Daquan's ****.
#anigganeverlearns
Jul 2014 · 918
Dicks
Daddy D Jul 2014
Small *****
Tall *****
***** of all size
Skinny *****
Fat *****
Stick them in my pies
Feb 2014 · 2.8k
Eggy sluts
Daddy D Feb 2014
******* them eggy *****,
Have you seen their eggy butts?

Gently put one in butter,
Or slam one onto another.

If the eggy **** screams
Simply flick your bean.

If you're a guy, don't forget to pat your thigh,
And sacrifice your eggy ***** to the man in the sky.

This is the story of the eggy *****,
Hide, quick, or they'll **** out your guts.
Feb 2014 · 1.7k
Chode
Daddy D Feb 2014
Green I am
They call me yoda
Lift my robe up
**** my choda
Feb 2014 · 592
Her
Daddy D Feb 2014
Her
Instead of getting mad at me
You should open up your eyes and see,
I'm not chasing you, you're chasing me
Our love is a one way street.
Jan 2014 · 1.8k
Road trip
Daddy D Jan 2014
****** a ***** in Timbuktu
Rode her all the way to Kalamazoo

Told to ***** to blow my kazoo
And I'd shove my finger in her tutu

I wish all of this we're true
The only ******* I get say moo
Jan 2014 · 655
Petrified
Daddy D Jan 2014
You're in your room at 4 in the morning
You hear a loud noise, but you sit there ignoring
Mom yells for help, daddy's already dead
All while you sit in your bed
*Petrified
Jan 2014 · 1.4k
Zoo
Daddy D Jan 2014
Zoo
**** girl they should put you in an exhibit
Because ******* that ***** exquisite

******* just isn't enough
I'm thinking something with hand cuffs

No more excuses
Girl I wanna lick your succulent juices

Don't get mad, don't get enraged
I'm just saying *****, you should be in a cage
Jan 2014 · 764
Talk dirty to me
Daddy D Jan 2014
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=4utAnqqfLEw&desktop;_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3D4utAnqqfLEw
Jan 2014 · 501
My life
Daddy D Jan 2014
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wBqM2ytqHY4
Jan 2014 · 828
To my love
Daddy D Jan 2014
Dear satanic ***
Come on in, I unlocked the door
Lay with me in this bed tonight
We will create flame as hot as hell
The Lord shall arise
We shall prevail
We will rule the world as king and queen
You'll be my rainbow through the apocalypse
Jan 2014 · 790
To Lizzy my love
Daddy D Jan 2014
Lizzy the lezzy is my absolute lover
Pull down her pants and pull up the covers
Do the deed
Find out she peed
And kick that ***** to the streets
Jan 2014 · 8.1k
Homecoming
Daddy D Jan 2014
Hoes
Outing
Mostly
Everything
Cause
Our
Manatees
Instant message them
Nudes
Jan 2014 · 825
Untitled
Daddy D Jan 2014
Let me touch these ******,
Let me kiss this **** mouth.
Let me lie with you in bed,
Gently gently going south.
Jan 2014 · 817
Maybe
Jan 2014 · 1.6k
Aftersex
Daddy D Jan 2014
It was fun it was full of ****
Especially when u used a scoop
I busted my milk that was so creamy
Come on baby you know I'm dreamy ;)
Jan 2014 · 1.1k
Train
Daddy D Jan 2014
Riding on a train choo choo choo choo
Riding on a train choo choo choo choo
Picking up some negroes choo choo choo choo
******* ride the negroes choo choo choo choo
Jan 2014 · 1.1k
Train
Daddy D Jan 2014
Riding on a train choo choo choo choo
Riding on a train choo choo choo choo
Picking up some negroes choo choo choo choo
******* ride the negroes choo choo choo choo
Jan 2014 · 595
Do she got it?
Daddy D Jan 2014
She knocks on my door at 4 in the morning
The moon shining bright but the rain is poring
So I ask the *****  the the only obvious question, and make her a bet bet,
So I say "*****, I bet you got that wet wet"
Jan 2014 · 604
Untitled
Daddy D Jan 2014
Two little lesbian jumping on the bed
One fell off and bonked her donk
Other lezzy called the doctor an the doctor said
If you pleased the ***** instead of jumping on the bed then we wouldn't be in this situation, now would we?
Jan 2014 · 562
Untitled
Daddy D Jan 2014
Two little lesbian jumping on the bed
One fell off and bonked her donk
Other lezzy called the doctor an the doctor said
If you pleased the ***** instead of jumping on the bed then we wouldn't be in this situation, now would we?
Jan 2014 · 4.5k
Love song
Daddy D Jan 2014
*** *** ***
Big ***** ***
***** so big
It knocking on your door
Hoes going low
Pay checks gettin higher
*** better cool off,
******* *** is on fire
Jan 2014 · 925
Licourice
Daddy D Jan 2014
Daddy dicourice, girl come lick my licorice,
I'll draw you in with promises and then destroy your *clitorous
Jan 2014 · 3.5k
Legacy
Daddy D Jan 2014
Make hand tacos after I'm gone.
May my legacy live on forever!
Jan 2014 · 832
Just Wait
Daddy D Jan 2014
Its not who you've been with,
Its who you're able to be with.
Don't let your past impact your future,
You are better than you think.
Gain confidence and self esteem and look to a happier future,
You will find someone who cares for you like no one else ever will.
Just wait, don't rush into anything,
Time will heal all wounds.

*Even a broken heart. Just be confident. Know you can do better and you will.
Jan 2014 · 1.1k
Lock It
Daddy D Jan 2014
When my pants hit the floor, you better lock your door, cause im coming, coming for you

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