First Letter

Each day we wake up at seven
And at the end at least six of us are in heaven
It’s one of the worst things I’ve seen
I don’t know about you but these Germans are mean

Once we played a game of football
While we played there were six German solders standing on the Berlin wall
They only had limited firepower
But took out twelve of us, only a few of us made it back to the look out tower

Apparently the war could be over at the end of the week
Five countries have already surrendered
Just Japan
The UK and US are coming up with a plan

Second Letter

Good news honey
While we searched for ******
We came across his stash of money

Also Japan have given up
So we have won the war
So see you in a few days baby

(Knock at the door)

Mrs. Shovels, I’m sorry to say but your husband has been killed
A German bomb killed his unit
The blast was so quick I don’t think he would have felt it
Once again I am ever so sorry

When we first met I knew that it was meant to be
But I had to find some way to make you see
Every time I hear your name my heart skips a beat
When you walk through the door I need to take a seat
Every night you’re the most beautiful person in the room
In fact you’re the most beautiful person on the planet
Except for me of course

I stand here today to show you my love
I love you baby
I can’t wait for this day to be over
So I can spend the rest of my life married to you.

How can I say this mom?
You have always been there for me
You have taken me to the hospital when I’ve fallen out a tree
Gave me my tea when I haven’t deserved it
And I haven’t showed gratitude one bit
So I’m sorry mom

I love you so much
So today I will buy you lunch
I will give you anything you want
Just because you’re my mom

Happy mothers day
So what do you want mom

Why don’t you put your feet up and let me do that
This is your day off
So take a seat and open your cards
And let me take care of the housework

I hope I have given you what you want
Happy mothers day