Teddy's Rough Riders at San Juan
Did not have their horses to ride upon.
They ran when they charged the enemy gunners.
So why aren't they called Teddy's Rough Runners?
*Clerihew: a four line poem (rhyming aabb) which names a celebrity in the first line and usually conclude with a surprisngly humorous or scandalous barb. Meter may vary as the poet chooses