her ******* shorted out.
so she flung it across
the room
like a
shoulder launched
cruise missile.

then,
there was a knock
at the door.

hastily pulled she,
her jeans up her legs  
about her *****,
wrapping long cardigan
about her for warm
as she went to the door.

opening it wide,
there stood
the most,
gorgeous hunk,
of a manly cowboy
her eyes were ever to see,
ever to set upon,
ever again.

"havin' a bit a trouble ma'am?"
"anything i can do to assist?"
asked he,
tipping his wide brimmed hat
so very
gentlemanly.

"why yes i am."
"and yes you may."
replied she.
"would you like to come in
and take a cup of tea
with me?"