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cmp Oct 2024
Cost of living my *** at age 58?
By gawd i can't wait til age 70
To start drinking!
cmp Sep 2024
Ooh gawd after that ****** engagement think anyone notice JUST MARRIED notice on my bathroom door
cmp Sep 2024
Ooh gawd my lurking jinn made me pursue bliss
Ooh gawd I wanna do right but I don't know how to act though taking acting lessons may help me do right
Little-lore
cmp Sep 2024
Ooh gawd being that ***** pack applies noticeable pressure which keeps me down

I'm now compelled to fire both pocket pool cleaners
cmp Aug 2024
Ooh gawd acknowledging i've never been where

through there im determined to truly go where

knowing initially without effort I've failed approach there

Nevertheless though irksome inkling i feel i've been Where, done what need be there

Ooh gawd now being told to go where I avoid commotion through simple response

                         ARE YE WHERE YET
cmp Aug 2024
If one ever decide to shoot oneself try to avoid using a loaded download

I'm still taking online drugs though I'm off my medication

After applying baby oil on twister mat slip and splat it's 911 turn
What the ****
cmp Aug 2024
Ooh ye of lil filth
Stand ground
Bury that dirt elsewhere
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