“If I were reincarnated, I would wish to be returned to Earth as a killer virus to lower human population levels.”

“I don't think a ******* is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.”  —  England's Prince Phillip, husband to Queen Elizabeth II

"My first ****** encounter involving ******* was in junior high school with a college freshman. I didn't know left from right. He showed me how. I've never considered myself bi-****** but, this is passé: I have enjoyed the comfort of men from time to time, even during my marriage with Brenda..." Fr. p. 218 of Last Words by George Carlin, paperback, 320 pages (I.S.B.N.-10: 1439191107), published by Free Press, reprint ed. (11-2-2010)