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After a popular woman dies the reasons behind
      her popularity are dismissed by the legions of
      less-popular women who have yet to crap out.
breezing through the trees of Scotland
You bumped your head on a big tree
and then you forgot how to love

♋ I see it, some of it.
♋ I see it, all of it.
♋ I don't see it, not all of it.
(14) I eat fleas. (15) I have V.D. ~ A cherry pie hides cherries until the lid comes off. It's that way with a primary wife. She bears no fault with her serious threats to butcher you, to disown you, to **** you for no reason. Once the pudding's turned, the plastic spoon is on stand-by. Each day roaches are crushed, snakes & chickens are beheaded, pigs are bled to make linoleum. There's a hole in my floor. Porky must die! Unwanted toe nails are a pain. They're nothing like teeth because loose teeth aren't shod in shoes. Let me enjoy the beaches that you have in your huge and intelligent brain. Ashanti is my middle name except I spell it with a C between the S & H, and instead of ending with an I, mine ends in EY. I got hairy ****. That's good from a young opossum's point of vantage. The freshest o'-woe-is-me introspective poem winds, & whines, its way "whinily" into French ports veered directionally.
Don't let me talk your *** off.
Where is your ***?
I don't know.
I'd always desired a cool nickname like Sport, Champ, Butch or Pal
when I was ******* beauty queens from the University of La Salle
The divorce rate for B.D.s (bus drivers) is 102% above the national average. Be patient. Some day a bus driver will win your love & respect.
I was eating a T.V. dinner on the porch yesterday when a neighbor vomited on himself by accident in his car. I ran over to him to offer help. He told me that he was alright so I returned to my porch. Later, the neighbor's wife arrived home and commenced to ***** all over herself. Being inquisitive, I went to her. "I saw your husband puking all over himself earlier," I informed. "Yes," she said, while smearing puke everywhere. "It's our twenty-third wedding anniversary."
I saw a film today, oh goy, Jesus Christ had just
won the war, all by Himself, without Dad's help...
with our ******* dry
we pray to God a lot,
to force Staples to honor
the worthless warranties that we bought
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