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2.0k · Dec 2014
spaceships
Moon zoos zoos on the moon in white man spaceship zoos on moon,
earth chavs chavs on the earth in a burberry chav ship chavs on the earth,
sun ***** ***** on the sun in racist spaceship ***** on the sun.
1.7k · Dec 2014
banter
banter is love
banter is life,
i can take this
because Harvey has lice.
1.1k · Dec 2014
poo monkeys
monkeys are rainbow dogs are homeless i have no life because im homeless
897 · Dec 2014
mush bush kush
so what we sniff bush
so what we eat kush
we just want the mush
845 · Dec 2014
swag mans
rosa are red banana are yellow peter got us legs spread while in my mums bed
579 · Dec 2014
french frogs
Frogs have logs
mogs have grogs
kog have nogs.
563 · Dec 2014
butter with bit mutton
The world is dark
the room is dark
their little Timmy
touching his *******
playing with himself
but what that on the bush
*****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
516 · Dec 2014
nips nips
nips are nips and bits are bits

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