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bones Mar 2015
I once had a friend called Mad Bob
who thought being a door was his job
he was perfectly hung
and disarmingly swung
with a sigh when you handled his ****.
bones Mar 2015
A ***
that
is left
un-
stirred
boils
dry and
stinks
(thank you le comps)
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