I thought sirens were voluptuous women,
Who sat upon rocks and sang to men,
Who couldn’t think past,
The tips of their *****.
I was sure they had the longest hair,
I had ever seen,
That swore to you,
It had met with eternity.
Through rose-scented ears,
And rose-budded drapes,
I had heard of their full, soft *******,
That breathed airily beneath,
The green beads of the sea,
Speaking, softly, of impending agendas.
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But, I found out yesterday,
Their hands are great,
Yielding rough spears,
Rather than white sarongs.
They’re not sitting at all -
They actually stand tall,
Looming over you,
With ***** of their own.
© 2011 Elephants & Coyotes