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New York, New York    Doctoral candidate at Columbia University

Tudd van Gorgelzweten is probably the deepest breaking and most rupturing influence in the recent surge of Mucusmic poetic style that is taking the Northern …

New Jersey    I am a 24 year old guy just out on his own adventuring this big and beautiful world. I'm from a small town in New …

John "Johnny Panic" Rockefeller (1926-1962, 1973-present) is the reanimated corpse of Marilyn Monroe reconstituted with ape DNA. He has been included in exactly none textbooks, …

Kitty Parson was born at home in an unextraordinary ranch house in the Pacific Northwest. After Kitty was kidnapped at a young age, her mother …

Onkel Hva was born in a mud hut in Teveldal, Norway in 1948. His parents were illiterate potato farmers, and little Hva had to teach …

Doktor Howl (1925-present) is the last survivor of the Old Bohemians Club, and is considered a rather unexceptional poet, who should probably remove his irons …