Note added January 2014 - (This poem was posted as joke for my gorgeous friend Betty Ponder who needed a good laugh)

young lady, older woman - finally old hag
young lad, older gentlemen - old and sags
five kids holy crap what was I thinkin'
forgot to put on a ****** was drinkin'

firm *******, great too see,  sagging - cover em
my thoughts, typical male, free to speak
kids crying for no reason, mom spoils em
give em all time outs -  spoiled little brats