Aaron Mullin: Favorites

The Jolteon

Don’t plagiarize in school
The adults will get very upset
It is more satisfactory
To study honestly
To become a lawyer
And defend drunk drivers

Better Off Ted

Nov 2014 Aaron Mullin

The Jolteon

I feel like if a company
Could use blood like fuel
They would **** it from my body
To power a robot
While my job would be
To stay alive

Title directly taken from the name of a TV show