Me: Yogurt
Gurt: Sybau ✌️
✌️: What did I do
I: Bro ***
***: Hey man what's up
man: Yo gurt you're so wrapped up in your own vanity and self-centered nonsense that you're missing real connection with all of the people around you. Soon everybody who cares about you will vanish and you'll be left with nothing but emptiness and memories of a wasted life.
Gurt: mb bro
bro: You didn't do anything to me
Me: Yeah so why are you bringing me up

THE END

Pull up with the Desert Eagle that's the wind beneath my wings

I'm 50% money 50% grind and 100% real. That's 200% cause I'm double the man y'all will ever be

Call me a warlock the way that tequila's my Patrón

A watched *** never boils so I steep my kettle with a timepiece you could say I'm clocking tea

Feel like a Costco hotdog how I'm long and reliable

Call my opps schemes the way I'm laying them out

Call me the Undertaker the way people be seated when I ring

I cook so hard call me kung fu how I make a pan done

Freestyle

Call me constipated and celibate the way I don't give a **** or ****

Girls be talking about "smoking's toxic for your body" how about we talk about your last relationship

I lied I never smoke I'm so far up what gets you high brings me down

My haters started pocket watching and said I'm taking estrogen the way my racks are growing

Your girl got employee of the month at the farm cuz all she do is hoeing

I must've been a dog in my past life ask me if I know Pavlov I say it rings a bell

I'm like All Might the way I make symbols with this piece

Pulled up to your hood and the lint didn't even know you

Visit Italy every autumn call that the Fall of Rome

Freestyle