A tongue is like a sword
It can do a lot of damage
But if you're too scared to use it it's useless
It can also be an instigator of war

Please do not put swords in your mouth
They are too sharp and it will really hurt if you do
Don't ask me how I know
Ok I'll tell you

One time when I was 8
I found a sword at Goodwill
I thought it looked mad tasty
So I ate it

I was right it did taste good
But also it hurt
That really ******
But I'm better now

I might put another sword in my mouth
Yeah I'm gonna do that right now
Mmm tastes good
Ow oof ouch too pointy

THE END

Have you ever seen a duck
They lowkey make me mad
Waterfowl ****
All of them are bad

Air birds are better
You can't deny
Pigeons will deliver a letter
A seagull will just eat your fry

Ducks are also weird
All they do is quack
At least a cockatoo can grow a beard
Also a duck will demand your snack

This is why ducks are bad
All they do is make me mad

Used to spend money on accident call that Poorette's
But now my bread get so long you can call that a baguette
I made 30 racks I said "Oh my golly gee!"
My brother saw my money and said "Hey man pass the cheese!"
I robbed a girl scout and I made her cry
Cuz I stole her bag but now mine's sky high
Get that bag
Get that bag
Get that bag
Get that bag

In the stripped club
straight up jorking it
and by it
I mean
my peanits