So you'd like to date my daughter,
This I can tell,
So line up behind the others,
And I'll see if you suit her well,
Now come here boy,
Just one to one,
Man to man,
It's okay, I may look stern, But I love to have fun,
So, son, what do you like,
Oh come on, you know what I mean,
What's your favorite curve on a woman's body?
Like *******, legs, thighs, ****, and do you like em thick or like em lean?
Oh ******* you say?
I see... I see...
Get out of my sight!
If you still want her, you will have to **** me!
Ah, you look like a nice chap,
what's your pleasure?
What's your favorite curve on a woman's body?
On which does her beauty measure?
Oh you like her rear?
Oh, well I do hope you like my daughter's,
For that's all you'll see as she walks away with me from you,
Sickening, disgusting, these gentlemen, not gentle but marauders,
Oh so it's legs?
Don't leave now and I'll break yours,
Oh so it's thighs?
Get out of my way! I'll find one who'll make her heart soar!
Last but not least...
Will I find no peace...?
So young man, I will ask you the same,
What of a woman has your testosterone release?
Well good sir,
Your daughter's attractive,
I cannot put this in ample words,
But it is not of that that she has my heart held captive,
I've heard you've asked of her body,
And my sir, if I may have the nerve,
For it is her smile, it is any woman's best curve,
Treat her well son.