"Did you hear about him,ย ย Zing?"
"I did, I mean he did that thing!"
"Oh dear! That poor wife, so unfortunate, wearing his ring"
"I know right?! If it were me, I wouldn't dare think of going out and working"
"That wife faced such humiliation, because of that silly Ewing"
"But atleast she will get another husband soon, cause she got that bling!"
In an alternate universe.....