Sequels are so stupid. The first one was successful, so the people think they can just crank out one after the first one that is just called "[Original Title] 2" and they think people will actually put money into it no matter what. And the worst part is, they actually do! No talent is needed to come up with a sequel. People should start out with creating sequels so they can say that they have prior experience when they go to do an actual movie/book/whatever that requires previous experiments.
Yes, this is an amazing poem