He was at the local bar.
When he faked needing CPR.
He acted like he was unconscious and couldn't breathe.
So that a pretty nurse patron could bring him back to life.

While she was on her kneees.
But he got a big surprise.
When he tasted bad breath Chad's lips.
As he opened his eyes.

Error 502
     The bane of my existence.


The pen frustrated,
  And on mobile..

CAPITALS on every
     start of the line..

Why is it broken?
   Has eliot obsconded
         from us..

I need to write,

as my pen is leaking
     On my hand