While walking a Wyoming mountain path.
Sweetheart and I encountered a black bear.
She looked at me her eyes full of scare.
I said to her full of boldness and confidence.
Darling, it's either run or prayer.

Scott wanted to make the football team.
So for him all the girls would scream.
He was the school's Einstein.
But in football his specialty was riding the pine.

Our eyes met.
Our souls touched.
First love is a feeling that you never forget.

First love brought to my heart.
A flood of emotions.
Beautiful and wide.
Exciting like a ballon ride.

Years go by and days pass.
But the memory of a first love will always last.
This is something that must be realized from the start.
A first love always remains in a secret place in the heart.

He wanted her but he was too kind and sweet.
And she thought that he was a little meek.
He told her that he would be good to her.
He would be the best guy that she ever had.

She said that was fine but she was not into good guys, she was into bad.
She said that bad boys were her thing.
And that he just didn't interest her.
And she wasn't trying to be mean.

They looked up into the night sky and saw a sign.
One that blew their minds.
They saw two shooting stars.
Racing through the sky so fast.
They knew that their love would always last.
As the shooting stars flew past.

They looked up into the night sky and saw a sign.
One that blew their minds.
They saw two shooting stars.
Racing through the sky so fast.
They knew that their love would always last.
As the shooting stars flew past.

Darling, the Jamaican night was sizzling.
And so were you in your one piece bathing suit.
Looking delicious like pineapple fruit.

The brilliant stars dotted the sky.
Beads of pearls dripped down your face.
Sweet coconut milk on your lips I could taste.

A lady of high fashion.
A white sand beach.
A night filled with passion.
You and I climbing love's highest peak.

When Buddy gave her a sloppy wet kiss.
She felt so wrapped up in love.
Buddy was her pet toy poddle.
He was more delightful than a bowl of noodles.
Buddy was her best friend.
Only death could make their friendship end.

He was sitting on a bank fishing.
When a copperhead snake slithered up and said hello.
He said, what's up bro.
You want to bite me I know.
The copperhead snake said, no I just wanted to stop awhile and rap.
He said, you know you want to bite me.
You lying piece of crap.

Some guys use to talk a lot of trash.
Because Madelyn had a tiny mustache.
She was a lady with a lot of pride.
Her tiny mustache never caused her to break her stride.
Madelyn's mustache never stopped her from getting a guy.
Because mustache or not, she was still so fly.

Something mystical happened today.
I felt your touch.
Even though you're far away.

I felt your hands upon my face.
It seemed as though your sweet lips.
I could taste.

It seemed as if I could feel your embrace.
It took me to a wonderful place.
Because even when you're far away.
I feel your love in every way.

The rooster is crowing.
The grass needs mowing.
A piece of hay in sweetheart's hair.
A cool breeze blowing in the air.

Love in the barn loft.
Heavenly, sweet, and soft.
Passion beyond compare.
The sounds of ecstasy floating in the air.

Marybeth was a southern chick.
She loved fried okra and grits.
She was the town's biggest flirt.
She had slits running down the sides of her skirt.
Showing those fine legs, she was a tease.
Making all the guys weak in the knees.

They were laying in the grass so in love.
Looking at all the stars above.
He felt like they were the only people in the world.
Just him and his special girl.
She was completely blowing his mind.
She was so lovely and one of a kind.

Houses lit with Christmas lights so bright.
The spirit of Christmas is flowing tonight.
Carolers singing Jingle Bells.
Joy and love in our hearts swell.

Family and friends showing love.
Snow falling from heaven above.
We feel the love of Jesus in every way.
In our hearts, it should always be Christmas day.

Birds sing.
Sweethearts dream.
The heart knows that it's spring.

Love buds.
Root Beer suds.
Children play.
Moms pray.

Thank God for life.
And another spring day.

Out in the garden for all to see.
Is the bloom of the Spring Lily.
Catching the rays of the sun.
Anticipating summer and all its fun.

Beautiful is this lily with a radiant glow.
As water from the birthbath flows.
Sweet scent blowing in the wind.
One of the sweetest flowers that nature sends.

God sprinkled the night sky with stars.
God sprinkled the heavens with angels.
God sprinkled your eyes with love.
God sprinkled the galaxy with stardust above.

God sprinkled the oceans with blue.
God sprinkled my life with you.
God sprinkled moms with newborn babes.
Who give unconditional love.
Sent like you darling from heaven above.

He made a mistake and called his girlfriend a heartless witch.
It was no mistake when she threw him into a ditch.
She said, you and I are through.
And then kicked him in the head with her stiletto shoe.
It was too bad that his head landed in dog poo.
And she ruined her nice stiletto shoe.

He made a mistake and called his girlfriend a heartless witch.
It was no mistake when she threw him into a ditch.
She said, you and I are through.
And then kicked him in the head with her stiletto shoe.
It was too bad that his head landed in dog poo.
And she ruined her nice stiletto shoe.

She walks through life without a care.
The girl with the strawberry hair.
She glides on top of the world.
The girl with the strawberry curls.

She's every boy's dream.
Sweet as cherries and ice cream.
Pretty as flowers in spring.
She makes all the guys' hearts sing.

The street light is glowing bright tonight.
As we share out hearts.
On a bench in the park.

Our love is burning bright tonight.
As we kiss.
On this wonderful night.
The air filled with bliss.

Our passion is rising high.
All the way to the sky.
You set my body aflame.
Seductvely repeating my name.

Everyone thought that it was some type of crazy stunt.
When Grant took Ethan on a deer hunt.
Ethan couldn't hit the right side of a barn with a gun.
And when a big buck charged him.
Ethan started to run.

Grant ended up shooting Ethan in the ear.
Ethan lived but Grant wished that he was dead.
So that he could have called the shooting a hunting accident.
And got back at Ethan for secretly taking his wife to bed.

She tried to be happy but it was in vain.
So she went outside and kissed the rain.
She let the raindrops fall on her tongue.
Then her heart began singing a happy song.
Summer wind and rain, nothing could go wrong.
The summer rain felt like a happy home.

The sun rises.
The wind blows.
Like a tree.
True love grows and grows.

Like a flower.
True love smells fresh.
Like a river.
True love stands time's test.

Two elderly people holding hands.
Walking barefoot on the beach sand.
The young at heart lady is the man's wife.
Love can still be like the sunrise in the twilight of a person's life.

He planned on stealing his neighbor's pet turkey for Thanksgiving Day dinner.
He went to get the turkey and the turkey looked at him with pleading sad eyes.
Saying please don't **** me.
So he decided to show the turkey some understanding.
Before he killed the turkey, he put a blindfold on him.
His neighbor found out what he had done and shot him in the leg.
Saying this is a small price to pay for eating my support pet.

Terrell was anxiously awaiting for the mail.
He was feeling so swell.
He got a big surprise.
One that burned his eyes.
The message on the Christmas card read.
Merry Christmas, I'm leaving you.
His girlfriend's message caused him to have to take pain meds.

She was feeling a little depressed down by the pond.
When up to her swam a beautiful swan.
The swan said, I use to feel depressed like you.
And I really didn't know what to do.
But I looked at the beauty and wonder of the sky so blue.
Then my soul felt so brand new.

Sweetheart and I on a Caribbean Sea float.
Enjoying the beautiful day on a glass bottom boat.
Looking at all the pretty fish.
Being with the one who fulfills my every wish.
A shark looked at sweetheart with a hungry swish.
But today sweetheart will be my sweet dish.

When she said these words, let's only be friends.
He felt like his world was coming to an end.
And his hurting, breaking heart could never mend.
He knew that it was a mental sin.
But he just couldn't visualize anyone but himself.
Romantically loving his sweet friend.

Sweet Jean was smart and keen.
But it would take a bulldozer to remove her from the slot machines.
When her paper money began to fry like lard.
Then the casino slots started eating her debit card.

She was called Sweet Peaches.
She had some of the prettiest features.
Honey blonde hair and emerald green eyes.
She looked so sweet making fried peach pies.
She was the best cook from miles around.
And the sweetest lady in her small southern town.

She has the face of love.
The beauty of a white dove.
The scent of a red rose.
A sweet spirit that God chose.
A love of charity giving.
A zest for clean and religious living.

A leaf blows in the wind.
A flower bends its head to the breeze.
Deer run through the trees.
My sweetheart and I find bliss on a carpet of leaves.

The night caresses the summer sky.
An owl hoots and a bobcat cries.
Raindrops sprinkle softly on the fields.
The night is filled with sweet thrills.

Our love was whispered on the wind tonight.
Everything was right when we held each other.
So very tight.

Our love was reflected by the moon.
Our song of love.
We could hear the wind croon.

The wind whispered.
Trust your heart.
Go with your felings.
This sweet love you'll always be needing.

We were so close I could feel her heart beating.
See the love and passion in her eyes.
One so lovely in the evening.
And lovelier at sunrise.

Be very alert when walking in very tall grass.
To what you might see and find.
Because a large slithering venomous creature.
Might sneak up and strike you on the behind.

Damien knew that he was in for a holiday treat.
One that couldn't be beat.
Because on his girlfriend's nice *****.
She wore some edible tangerine *******.
Damien's girlfriend was being a bit of a flirt.
Because she knew that those tangerine ******* would be Damien's dessert.

When he kissed her lips.
He tasted life.
He knew that he wanted her for his wife.
When he touched her.
He felt like he was in heaven.
And that she was the reason for his living.

Peeled sugar cane tastes sweet upon the lips.
Coconut milk tastes sweet on the tongue.
Your love tastes sweet in my life.
Easing burdens and taking away strife.

Apple pie smells sweet on the breeze.
The scent of peach pie flows through the trees.
Your breath tastes sweet to my lips.
Like ginger ale with every sip.

The moon just hid behind the trees.
Looking tasty and sweet.
Like an orange sherbet ice cream treat.

Your love was tasty tonight.
Like an orange slice cake.
The kind that it takes time to bake.

Passion was out of sight tonight.
Love flying so high in the breeze.
That you could feel it rustling the leaves.

Mr. Morris was an industrial arts teacher with old school roots.
He had a unique way of letting students settle disputes.
He would put them in the middle of the shop floor.
And let them punch until they settled the score.
The students would hit and punch a little bit.
Afterwards, they would shake hands and quit.

She thanked the Lord for another song to sing.
For another book to read.
For another flower from seed.
For the warm sunlight.
For another peaceful night.
For another person to love.
For all the stars above.

Every night before I sleep.
I get down on my knees and pray.
Thanking God for sending your love my way.

Every morning when I open my eyes.
And look at the beautiful sky.
I thank God for another day with you.
A love who makes all my days so fresh and new.

With every breath.
I thank God for a love that's true.
And true love darling is you.

Love flows like a river.
Love falls like the rain.
The thought of you makes me shiver.
The touch of your lips makes me quiver.

Love smells sweet like a rose.
Love is deep like the sea.
Your love like leaves on a tree.
Is darling the best part of me.

The night was made for romance.
In the night our two hearts dance.
Under the stars our lips touch.
In the garden your embrace means so much.

The night was made for love.
Our hearts cooing like a white dove.
Your eyes sparkling like diamonds so white.
I love you darling with all my might.

The night was made for caring and trust.
And darling, God made this night for us.

The night wind sings a song of love.
It carries the spirits of sweethearts.
To the heavens above.

The night wind blows sweet romance.
Upon its breezes.
The souls of lovers dance.

The night wind blows very cool.
Tonight, love and romance rule.

I remember how I almost cried.
The day that George Jones died.
A piece of traditional country music has passed away.
Whose voice is missed in every way.

The man who sang he stopped loving her today.
She thinks I still care.
I don't need your rocking chair.

George now again sings sweet duets with Tammy.
Floating among the clouds.
At night look at the shining moon.
And still hear the Ole Possum croon.

Love, darling, is you.
Your love cascaded down the waterfalls of your heart.
To my thirsty soul.
Your love filled the crevices of my life.
Your love is my lighthouse.
My beacon in the night.
I found home in your heart.

This love runs on emotion.
This love is fueled by devotion.
This love floats on feelings.
Higher than a cathedral ceiling.

This love soars on the breeze of monogamy.
Two  hearts in perfect harmony.
This love is you.
This love is me.
Together, forever through eternity.

Light as butterflies floating on the wind.
Thoughts of you flow through my mind.
Pretty as flowers blowing in the breeze.
Your image dances with the wind in the trees.

Sweet as a lollipop.
Visions of you is tops.
Cool as ice.
Dreams of you feel so nice.