Bailey was one tough girl.
She didn't care for frills or curls.
She preferred driving a bulldozer.
Better than receiving a dozen roses.
She would rather wrestle with the boys.
Than go shopping at mall stores.

Treat her right.
She will be so nice.
Treat her wrong.
She will be cold as ice.

Treat her like a queen.
She will be your lifelong dream.
Treat her bad.
You will end up lonely and sad.

Willard loved his pet turkey.
He fed him good all year-round.
And his pet turkey put on the pounds.
Around the farmyard, Willard's turkey was boss.
And at Thanksgiving Day dinner,
He tasted so good with stuffing and cranberry sauce.

He was low flame but Twila was raging fire.
She would **** him so hard that the passion made him cry.
Twila loved to ride him on top.
She was the ******* cream of the crop.
After love making, he would have a silly grin
While she was just getting her second wind.

Darling, loving you was a sensual groove.
Your soft touch on my back felt so smooth.
Passion burning like a hot furnace felt so right.
Smoky, steamy pleasure welcoming the twilight.

The corn is all yellow and ripe.
Paint is peeling on the outhouse.
There is a two rainbow sky.
Love will be smoking hot tonight.

Sweetheart has a rose scent.
Her lips are red and wet.
Passion will fly tonight.
On this you can bet.

Some people must have thought that they were going insane.
Because Perry and his girlfriend were walking arm in arm in a heavy rain.
Perry's umbrella said to them why haven't you opened me up yet.
Then you two lovebirds wouldn't have to be all wet.
Perry knew that his umbrella was speaking out of place.
Because he just loved seeing the raindrops caress his girlfriend's face.

He was a male policeman dressed as a pretty female ******.
He was working an undercover sting to catch some stupid johns.
A young guy fell for his trap.
And approached him and grabbed his ****.
The young man then asked to buy ****** favors from him.
The cop then handcuffed him and told him.
You stupid ******* I am a male cop and you are going to jail.
He thought as he was being taken to jail.
That it had seemed strange for a woman to have such hard **** cheeks.

He was a male policeman dressed as a pretty female ******.
He was working an undercover sting to catch some stupid johns.
A young guy fell for his trap.
And approached him and grabbed his ****.
The young man then asked to buy ****** favors from him.
The cop then handcuffed him and told him.
You stupid ******* I am a male cop and you are going to jail.
He thought as he was being taken to jail.
That it had seemed strange for a woman to have such hard **** cheeks.

He was the vampire king.
And he loved to do his blood thing.
It was no lark.
That he was the ruler of the dark.

He called everything in his kingdom mine.
And he got rid of any other vampires that got out of line.
The prettiest females he wanted to bite.
And cause them such fright.

No one could say that he was nice.
A ****** neck was his spice.
The pretty females best beware.
When he gave them the vampire bloodlust stare.

Nothing about Margie was coy.
She was an older inner city girl who made men out of young boys.
She was a little wild and always on the prowl.
Some of the boys will remember her for eternity.
Because she was the one who took their virginity.

Sweetheart and I feeling wild and free.
Frolicking on the beach in Waikiki.
The surf is high and the breezes are nice.
My lips touched sweetheart's lips twice.
Watching the beautiful sun go down.
Passion thirsting for another round.

Candice was the Walmart Queen.
This was her favorite scene.
In her Daisy Duke jeans with **** crack showing.
She pranced through the aisles.
Getting stares from the ladies and from the guys she got smiles.

The day was nice and sunny.
They were a poor family without a lot of money.
And little Lorrie felt so nice and warm.
When she picked some wildflowers for mom.
Mom had the happiest time.
When she received those wildflowers from her little Valentine.

****** Ron's best friend said Ron needed to sow his wild oats.
And proceeded to give him player notes.
He said to his best friend even though I am young.
Sowing wild oats can be limited to wife number one.

Willie the husky friendly as could be.
Loved to *** on the neighbor's favorite tree.
Willie was good a dog as they come.
But this one bad habit his owner couldn't break him from.

Willow sat quietly in the night.
The wind whispered her name.
And told her that there was no shame.
Because she was not to blame.
For leaving him because of his cheating ways.
She just had to move forward and look for better days.

If he had been wise.
He would have kissed the tears from her eyes.
Told her how she was so sweet.
Let her know how it hurt him to see her weep.
He would have made her happiness the most important thing in the world.
And showed her how much he loved her being his special girl.

Drinking Bud made him strong.
When drinking those delicious suds, he couldn't go wrong.
He couldn't make it another day.
If his cans of Bud were taken away.
He even saw cans of Bud in his dreams.
A life without Bud would be so mean.

All the guys fell at her feet.
Because she looked so sweet.
Walking in the rain under her yellow umbrella.
Smiling at all the fellas.
To be under that yellow umbrella was their wish.
So that they could cover such a sweet dish.

An old man sits alone in a chair in the garden.
And dreams of yesteryear.
And thinks of friends that have passed.
And the wife that he lost so dear.
Now he feels so all alone.
He prays to God to keep him strong.

You are the sun.
You are the moon.
You are the happy tunes.
My heart sings in June.

You are the flower.
That blooms in my heart after an April shower.
You are the star that shines so bright.
You are the love that makes my life so right.

You are the wind that blows through my hair.
Your love, like God, I feel everywhere.

The most special person that he ever met.
Was big **** Linda and on this you can bet.
She was a lady who turned a boy into a man.
Sexiest lady in the land.
She took a stick-in-the-mud.
And turned him into a young stud.

Your face is smiling and inviting.
Kiss so exciting.
Lips so sweet.
Taste like a peach.

Your face is framed in my mind.
Painted in my heart.
Tattooed on my soul.
Sketched on my skin.
Part of my very being.

Your kiss is sweet as a candy cane.
Soft as a summer rain.
Soothing as a soft pillow.
Free as a weeping willow.

Sweet as honey.
More precious than money.
Wet as a winter snow.
The kind that is dreamed of.
This I know.

Like an apple.
Red and delicious.
The answer to my prayers and wishes.

Full of smiles when happy.
A bit of pout when sad.
Full of sweet kisses.
That makes my heart glad.

Full of kind words.
When sometimes I feel gloom.
Full of sweet songs.
That could fill a room.

Your love is like diamonds.
That sparkle in the night.
Your love is like the stars.
That shine so bright.

Youe love is like the wind.
That feels so cool.
Your love is like icecream.
That tastes so smooth.

Your love is like the sky,
That is so blue.
Your love is like a bright sunny day.
That makes the world seem new.