Some people like their whiskey.
Some people like their gin.
But a pretty girl and Mountain Dew.
Really gets under my skin.

Because I live in a Mountain Dew world.
My body runs on Mountain Dew pearls.
My mind floats in a Mountain Dew haze.
I look at the world.
Through a Mountain Dew gaze.

A pretty girl and Mountain Dew.
Really gets under my skin.
A pretty girl and Mountain Dew.
Really gets under my skin.

Cherry Coke tastes sweet.
Mountain Dew is so neat.
But darling, you're my favorite flavor.
The one I always savor.

Sweet as a strawberry soda.
Fresh as lemonade.
Smooth like Mello Yello.
Makes me glad I'm your fellow.

Drinking nice and slow.
Satisfies my thirst.
Every part is sweet to the taste.
Not one drop goes to waste.

My friend Ken lives in a world of sin.
Slicked back hair, pencil thin mustache, and a goatee on his chin.
Drives a big candy red caddy and lives in a shanty.
Spends his days trying to get into all the ladies' *******.

He doesn't know the meaning of work.
You might call him the town's biggest ****.
Close your windows and lock your doors.
Before he tries to make your lady his and not yours.

My love sails on blue waters.
Blue waters of your heart.
My love dances on the wind.
The wind of your soul.

My love is a true reflection.
Reflection of your eyes.
My love will live forever.
In your body and soul.

Loveliness adorns her.
Love of God transforms her.
Happiness surrounds her.
Sweet love warms her.

Strawberries appeal to her.
Our love is real to her.
Flowers smell sweet to her.
My soul lives for her.

The sun said, look at me.
I am so warm and sunny you see.
The rain said, feel me.
I am so cool and refreshing you see.

The wind said, fly with me.
And float so gently upon the breezes.
The trees said, lay under me.
You two lovers can make such sweet love you see.

They called him New York Red.
He had a hair full of long dreads.
He was the neighborhood ****.
He made his money selling hard drugs.
If someone crossed him and didn't pay.
They would be dead before the sun came up the next day.

Her love is the stars in the sky.
That sparkle so bright and make my emotions fly.
Her touch is the night wind.
Bringing good feelings to my body that have no end.
Her kiss is the night breeze.
Gently touching my lips with a little tease.

On a moonlit night could be heard yells.
Of kids entranced under the hoop spell.
Bouncing and passing the basketball by porch light.
On a packed dirt yard made brilliant by moonlight.

Lots of fun and lots of screams.
Playing hard with NBA dreams.
Always great seeing the ball go through the net.
Night hoops and kids laughter is one of the best things yet.

The weatherman said that there would be snow.
But when he looked out the window.
There was no snow, no snow for Christmas.
The weather turned out to be 60 degrees.
Who would have believed.
That Santa had to wear sunglasses and short sleeves.

Nurse Rhonda was a nymphomaniac.
She put smiles on the faces of the old guys in the nursing home.
When she was giving them their baths, she would take advantage.
Some people would call this senior abuse.
But the old guys called it pure pleasure.
But one day Nurse Rhonda was caught by her supervisor doing wrong.
And she was fired and many of the old guys cried.

He knew that he had an obligation.
To see that her life was full of satisfaction.
He knew that he needed to treat her well.
And never let their relationship grow stale.
He knew that he had to show her great love.
And bring her more happiness than the stars above.

You make the winter seem like spring.
You make troubled seas calm.
You are the peace within my soul.
You are my warmth when the sky grows cold.

Your heart is my pillow in the night.
Your arms enfold me until early light.
Your breathing is music to my ears.
Thank you darling for oceans of love all these years.

The moon just peeked from behind the trees.
At you and I darling on our carpet of leaves.
Your love is sweet like ripe fruit.
As our passion takes root.

The wind blew just right tonight.
The stars shone from heaven above.
Lovely as a dove.
October love.

He was always on the prowl for someone's lunch money.
Always trying to take someone's  sweet honey.
Those days a person didn't have to die.
Biggest hurt would be a black eye.
The only remedy to be found.
Was to face up to the bully and stand your ground.

He died on a day so sunny and warm.
And was surprised to find.
That heaven was a farm.
It was his heaven in life and also in death.
Farm living was where he found more peace and happiness than wealth.
But it was only just a dream.
He was still alive and surviving on inner city streets so mean.

Love can sometimes be fresh.
Love can sometimes be new.
Love can sometimes make you happy.
And sometimes make you blue.

Love is the light that radiates from your eyes.
Love is your image floating in the skies.

Love is true.
And darling, the only love for me is you.

He had been pulled into a bad other world by demons.
Now he was trying to escape.
He was almost out.
Just a little more effort and he would have freedom.
But the demons were too stong.
They pulled him right back into hell.

Our romance is like the sun gleaming.
The moon beaming.
Our romance is like the stars shining so bright.
All through the heavenly night.

Our romance is like violins playing.
Sunny days staying.
Our romance is like birds singing.
Bells ringing.

Our romance is like rivers flowing.
Flowers growing.
Our romance is like a cool wind.
Love that never ends.

She looked so pale.
Because their love had grown stale.
She just wanted to set sail.
And look at the big blue sea and killer whales.
And enjoy blue skies and beautiful sunsets.
And remember how wonderful it was.
When they first met.

He looked at her by starlight.
She looked so beautiful in the night.
She had milk and honey skin.
And silky black hair blowing in the wind.
Her eyes were blue as the sea.
And she was lovely to look at under the palm trees.

Looking into her eyes made him free.
Like a bird flying over the sea.
Just like soaring in the great blue skies.
He got lost in her paradise eyes.
Blue as they could be.
Those paradise eyes made him in true love believe.

If a genie could grant me a wish.
I would love again to feel the heavenly bliss.
From the taste of your peppermint kiss.
If a genie could grant me a second wish.
I would love to lay under the moonbeams.
Feeling the passion of my peppermint dreams.
If a genie could grant me a third wish.
I would love to live with my special girl.
Together, forever in our peppermint world.

She quietly sips her drink.
He gives her the eye.
She smiles.
He walks to her table.
Showing his flashy style.
They talk about everything.
For tonight, she plans on making him her plaything.

Rufus was at the local bar and feeling fine.
After drinking many glasses of beer and red wine.
He tried to hit on a chick who was so hip.
She ended up giving him the slip.
He got her phone number and tried calling her the next day.
The phone number she gave him turned out to be for the police.
And this ****** him off in every way.

Ponytail and spearmint gum is what I remember about my first love.
A lass of beauty to be proud of.
Popsicle lips that taste so sweet.
Coke bottle figure that couldn't be beat.

Silky hair soft to the touch.
Sparkling eyes that I loved so much.
A pretty sweet thing who had it all.
Beauty that radiated through the high school halls.

Everything was great it seems.
Because he was living on potato chip dreams.
Sunday night football with glasses of beer.
Brought a whole lot of cheer.
Chasing honies on Saturday night at the local bar.
He was a potato chip eating star.

Little Jenna was playing outside in a California city.
When out of the wooded area came a pretty kitty.
She went to pet the kitty with the arched back.
Her dad sprinted to get rid of the bobcat.
Like he was running Olympic track.

He was at the local bar.
When he faked needing CPR.
He acted like he was unconscious and couldn't breathe.
So that a pretty nurse patron could bring him back to life.

While she was on her kneees.
But he got a big surprise.
When he tasted bad breath Chad's lips.
As he opened his eyes.

I bask in your love.
I delight in your kiss.
I glide in your heart.
I swim in your soul.

I'm rich beyond compare.
Knowing that for me you will care.
You are my sunrise in the morning.
My stars at night.

You are my fresh morning air.
My cool running spring.
My dew on the flowers.
My pretty sweet thing.

Puddles was a tomcat who wouldn't go outside.
When they opened the door.
He loved to **** on the floor.
He wouldn't use a litter box.

He would crap on the floor just as regular.
As the second hand go around a clock.
His owners tried very hard to train him.
But ******* and crapping on the floor, he did on whims.

A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
Hurry your **** on down to the store and I mean right now.

They have come so far.
But she still feels uneasy about her breast scar.
He kisses her scar.
And let her know that she will always be his shining star.
And that he loves her flawed ******.
Theirs is love purity.

With guitar and hair full of curls.
Prince made this a purple world.
People are crying sounds sadful to the ears.
And it's raining purple tears.

At the drop of a hat he was taken away.
There will be less happiness in the world today.
Up to heaven his soul did fly.
Where he is still singing and dancing above a purple sky.

She was stretched out on a white bearskin rug.
Purring like a kitten.
Waiting for her boyfriend to come get his milk.
Wearing her negligee of pure blue silk.
She was looking so fine.
As her ******* dripped of white wine.

Her sweet voice echoes within the walls of my heart.
Her words vibrate in the rooms of my soul.
Her whisper gives me a sweet senstion.
Her laugh is my true elation.

She is the queen of my dreams.
In our castle of licorice and jelly beans.
Life is palm trees and beautiful sunsets.
A perfect surfing wave and a cool drink that's wet.

The feel of sweetheart's body was so lush.
Passion painted from a romantic brush.
The taste of sweetheart's lips was so sweet.
Like juices dripping from a rainbow treat.

The pretty spark of sweetheart's eyes.
Like diamonds falling from rainbow skies.
The soft feel of sweetheart's skin.
Like a feather floating on a rainbow wind.

My love and I strolled outside.
In the flower garden.
Beautiful and scenic.

It was cloudy in the sky above.
It began to shower raindrops of love.
You and I darling became drenched.
Wet with droplets from above.

Love raindrops look good on your face.
From your lips they gave a sweet taste.
In your hair they smelled so sweet.
Soft rain and you darling.
Heaven's special treat.

The morning mist touched my face.
Iced sweet tea satisfied my taste.
Softly you walked behind me on the porch swing.
And placed a sweet kiss upon my face.

These are the moments that I treasure.
There's nothing else on this earth that can measure.
You are the rare diamond of my world.
My creme of soda and ice cream swirl.

Five cans of patience.
Five boxes of romance sensation.
Ten cups of sharing.
A gallon of caring.
A bowl of trust.
Honesty a must.
Always put God first.
Salvation for thirst.

As sure as the sun shines above.
People are just a reflection of God's love.
As sure as there are stars in the sky.
There is magic in a baby's cry.

Just as fresh as the morning dew.
God blessed this love between me and you.
Just as sure as the ocean is blue.
Our love will always be true.

He remembered how she use to call him hon.
When they had their rendezvous at the swimming pond.
Skinny dipping and dripping wet.
******* was in the plans, this you could bet.
Two lovers enjoying life free as birds.
Floating on the breezes were their love words.

They had rented a home for 30 years.
When the owner decided to kick them out.
And they didn't know what it was all about.
But there was a lesson to be learned.

Sometimes when you rent, you get burned.
If you rent, you don't own.
If you want to be a homeowner.
Take out a loan.

He had been treating his girlfriend very bad.
And her brother found him and sucker punched him in the face.
He tried to put up a fight but her brother was too big and strong.
Her brother beat him to a pulp.

And when he was on the ground her brother beat him some more.
Her brother even kicked him in the head.
Some people pulled her brother off him.
He was almost dead.

He had to be taken to the hospital by ambulance.
He was in such bad condition that they placed him in the ICU unit.
When he got better all he could think of was revenge.
He was going to put that punk brother of hers lights out.

He waited for him one dark night and ambushed him at his home.
He shot his girlfriend's brother in the head.
But this was not good enough.
He found his girlfriend and killed her.

As the prison authorities were killing him in the gas chamber.
He thought that there must have been a better way for revenge.
He was not ready to die.

She was a rich girl from the city.
Prim, proper, and oh so pretty.
She wanted to live the country life.
Find a husband and become a wife.
She finally found her a hardworking man.
Built a cabin and lived off the land.

White clouds,
Morning breeze,
Ripples in the pond,
Dancing trees.

Tall grass blowing.
Our love growing.
Sunlight shimmering.
Sweet love simmering.

She tried to pull away.
She wanted to find a new day.
She prayed to the Lord above.
To let her fly free as a dove.
But she was caught up in the riptide of love.

Their love was pulling her under.
In her mind she pondered.
Why their love kept going asunder.
But she was caught up in the riptide of love.

She prayed that one day she would be free.
And fly freely over the sea.
So that she could be what she was meant to be.
And not be caught up in the riptide of love.

He took all her control.
She wanted to roast him over some hot coals.
He always wanted things his way.
Which made her have a miserable day.
There was no give or compromise in him.
So she beat his **** with a rolling pin on a whim.

He had a dream that he was chasing chicks.
When his girlfriend appeared in his dream.
And started giving him licks.
Life was sure playing some sad tricks.
When in his dream he got his **** kicked.

He was on a beach with his girlfriend.
When they got into a fight.
She knocked him clean out of sight.
He wouldn't quit and tried to wrestle.
She body slammed him on a sand castle.
It was too bad that he got her ******.
That is why she put the hurt on him like this.