One Saturday morning, Garrett was in a feisty mood. And to his barber, he became very rude. I'm partially bald and my haircut should be half priced he said. The barber told him, I don't charge by the amount of hair. I charge by the head.
Howie was a Halloween cheat. He was much too old of a kid to go trick-or-treat. But he did it anyway. Some people gave him treats. And some people just laughed and sent him away.
It was the biggest pumpkin in the farmer's field. The one that he was going to steal. He was doing it as a prank. But he should have taken more time to think. The pumpkin was watched over by a Halloween ghost. Who waited to turn thieves into toast.
Hambone loved the highway. He was a big rig driver by night and day. He loved to hear those big wheels rolling. While riding down the highway grinning and smiling.
Hambone fell asleep at the steering wheel one night. He thought that he was in heaven when he next saw light. But God had other plans. There were more roads to travel for this lucky man.
She was his future and his past. They had a love that he knew would always last. She was his everything. The one whose love played his heartstrings. The one who was in it for the long haul. Who would help pick him up if he should fall.
The piano plays beautiful notes. The guitar strums pretty tunes. The harp sounds out angelic music. But the most beautiful is played on my heartstrings.
Your love plays a symphony in my heart. Number one on the chart of love. Your love sings a sweet tune. Accompanied by the man in the moon.
Your love writes the most beautiful verse. That lets me know I found heaven on earth.
Love is brushing my lips across sweetheart's lips. Love is touching my fingertips with sweetheart's fingertips. Love is slow dancing holding sweetheart so very tight. Even though I have never been to heaven. I'm in heaven tonight.
Her physical beauty is lovely to behold. But nothing compares to the beauty of her soul. She has a personality that is so sweet. And a gentleness that can't be beat.
She has the ability to deeply feel. This is by far her greatest appeal. She has the gift to show great love. That surely came from heaven above.
Her song sings of love. Her song sings of the stars above. Her song sings of you. Her song sings of me. Her song sings that love is always worthwhile. For every man, woman, and child.
Her sweet love flows down the waterfalls of my soul. Her sweet love climbs the mountains of my heart. Her sweet love flows through the rivers of my life. Her sweet love seeps through the windows of my mind. Her sweet love flies on the wings of my prayer. Her sweet love sustains me like the air.
He found a wallet full of money. He was feeling sweeter than honey. He became bewildered when his conscience said, take the money and run. Go on a spending spree and have some fun. He said, conscience you are so full of crap. You usually tell me to do the right thing. But you need to shut your thieving trap.
There use to be times when hobos would tell. Stories of freedom times of riding the rails. Going wherever the wind blew. Everyday, seeing something new.
Hardship and freedom were their way of living life to the fullest. Braving weather that could be the cruelest. Owning only the shirt on their backs. Living life on the railroad track.
When their life was at an end. Their only treasure was memories of places they had seen and been.
Alex's wife called him to come down quick. To see what was left by Old Saint Nick. Alex came down to see his wife naked as can be. Standing underneath the Christmas tree. All wrapped up a Christmas bow. Saying ** ** **.
Louise wanted to be a dancing star. So that her parents would be proud of her. She had all the right moves. She knew how to make her body groove. Louise attended a local school of dance.
So that she would be ready for her big chance. But things didn't go the way she planned. She ended up in a club as a stripper stage named Honey Sweet *****. Being eyeballed by lustful men.
He was busy as a bee. Looking at all the pretty honies that he could see. Whistling at all the ones that came his way. Made it such a beautiful day. He knew that he had it made. Seeing all the honies on parade.
He walks out of the bathroom. Wrapped in a bath towel. His girlfriend is a hungry tigress on the prowl. She pulls the towel away from his body. She thinks that he is a hottie. She leads him to the bedroom. They will both soon feel sweet passion bloom.
The way sweetheart's fingers touch my skin makes my heart flutter. I am so spellbound from her kiss my speech becomes stutter. On this morning nothing can go wrong. With sweetheart in my arms and the sound of a hummingbird song.
He was taking a nap in his truck bed in a beautiful wooded area. When he was awakened by something licking his face. He thought that it was his dog Bo. But it was a hungry coyote. Getting ready to take a bite out of him. His German Shepherd Bo had cowardly run away.
I remember watching some hogs grow nice and round. And listening to their funny grunting sounds. I even gave them names. And felt like they were my pets playing games. I was surprised and felt so sad and unstable. When the funny hogs ended up in the smokehouse and on the dinner table.
It's Mother's Day. The sun is being its kindest. The trees are dressed in their green finest. Papa is taking mom and the kids out for something to eat. He gave her flowers and chocolates that are so sweet. The wind is blowing just right. They will be romancing and dancing tonight.
Some guys were very jealous and envious too. When Ross talked about Julie's **** tattoo. Ross said that it was the prettiest tattoo that he had ever seen. And that her **** tattoo was a **** lover's dream. Some of the guys were so ******* and their minds in a gutter pit. Because Ross was the only guy who had ever seen it.
They both had become old. And her love still warmed his soul. Their love was beautiful, bright, and bold. It was pure gold. He was the man of her dreams. Still strong as rock candy and sweet as jelly beans.
He thought that he had game. But she thought that he was so lame. He would take her out for free dinners at the church. She thought that he was such a ****. He would take her for free concerts in the park. And only drink free fountain park water until after dark.
Jimbo the cat loved to go on the attack. When people came over to visit his owners. He flew like a missle at their backs. Jimbo thought that he was just being playful. But for people that didn't know him. He needed to be a little bit more careful.
She worked at Kentucky Fried Chicken. And she was called Shake and Bake. She was mean as a snake. She would punch her boyfriend in the eye. And wouldn't even tell him why. She loved seeing him cry. The embarrassment made him want to die.
Kobe Bryant is with us no more. The good do die young sometimes, that's for sure. He was a basketball hero in LA. He always played the game hard, that was his way. An NBA legend he will forever be. Always an inspiration to people like you and me.
It would be nice to live in a land. Where everyone stayed well. And donuts never went stale. A land where everyone thought smart. And played by the heart. Where everyone cared for their fellow man and woman. And strived for peace and a cool drink from a lemonade stand.
In the land of love there was love for many. Which made her wonder why she wasn't getting any. Was it something that she was doing wrong? Which was leaving her so all alone. But she had to have faith. That the right guy, she would soon find. One that would ease her loneliness and blow her mind.
He ran behind her begging her to stay. She didn't even look his way. She said, I need a real man and not a weak lap dog. He fell to the ground crying in the mud and fog. He just couldn't understand why she didn't show any heart. And why she treated him like a smelly ****.
Life with you is a beautiful dance. Of loving and sweet romance. Life with you is a sweet dream. Of honeysuckle and cool running streams.
Life with you is a thrilling roller coaster ride. Knowing that you will always be by my side. Life with you is my eternity. You and I floating on an endless cloud of serenity.
Darling, if I seem to hold you a little longer. If my kisses seem to linger. I just want this passion that I'm feeling tonight. Not to end until the dark turns into daylight.
She had all that she could take. Her boyfriend was so fake. It was time to tell him goodbye. And stop listening to all his lies. So away his little bird flew. Looking for someone who would be loving and true.
Little Daphne started to skip. While eating a bag of Lay's Potato Chips. The autumn wind began to blow. And the leaves put on a dance show. A leaf fell softly in little Daphne's hair. Just another part of nature's colorful flair.
Little Daphne started to skip. While eating a bag of Lay's Potato Chips. The autumn wind began to blow. And the leaves put on a dance show. A leaf fell softly in little Daphne's hair. Just another part of nature's colorful flair.
She wanted to fly to the moon. He wanted to fly to Los Angeles and arrive by noon. She wanted to go to places out of reach. He wanted to put on sunscreen lotion and go to the beach. She wanted to party all night in a dress that was red. He just wanted a quiet night in bed.
Mist dancing a ballet upon the pond. A cool breeze greeting the morning sun. Ripples moving about at play. Trees in the water begin to sway.
The clouds providing plenty of cover. For the sweet caresses of these two secret lovers. An old tractor sits in a field of hay. Along a red dirt road, That brought these lovers here today.
Johnny was coming of age. He had finally reached that stage. He had grown out of toys and Christmas trees. All that he wanted for Chrismas was a kiss from Sally. He surprised her under the mistltoe. And told her that he loved her so.
They have a misty morning kiss. And together they make a wish. That life would always be like this. The two of them together and misty morning kisses. They looked deeply into each other's eyes. And had another sweet kiss under the misty morning sky.