5 more miles to LA.
He had come a long way.
Coming to this beautiful and sunny place.
Is where he always planned to stay.
He was going to make California his home.
He would be very successful.
Because he was smart and strong.

60 red roses for 60 beautiful years that they spent together.
60 red roses for making it through all kinds of weather.
60 red roses for 60 years of wonderful love.
60 red roses for 60 years of more happiness than the heavens above.
60 red roses for a loving wife.
60 red roses for a sweetheart for life.

Camille never let age get in her way.
She could stay on the dance floor from March until May.
You could never tell that she was 70 years old.
She still wore capri pants with blouses of colors bright and bold.
Camille was still very pleasing to the eyes.
She could still attract guys' attention for more than just being wise.

She blew a kiss to the moon.
The night was ending too soon.
He held her so very tight.
They felt sorry to see the moon leaving with the coming of daylight.
She blew a kiss to the sun.
They felt so happy together this beautiful morn.

His heart got such a thrill when he saw this lovely cutie.
She was such a mysterious beauty.
She had straight dark black hair and almond eyes.
And a beautiful brown body that looked so hot under the blue skies.
She had a pretty face that could make a person fall instantly in love.
And sing happily forever like a white dove.

I never feel alone when you are near.
Life is sunshine and roses because you are here.
I never feel sad and blue when I'm with you.
Because I found a love so beautiful and true.

I walk through life without a care.
I know that your love will always be there.
In this life I know no fear.
Because your love and God give me strength my dear.

Night comes to the meadow.
Two lovers entwined in the shadows.
A soft rain begins.
Bringing tingles to the skin.

The air is fresh.
Lovers fest.
A night bird sings.
Bells in the heart ring.

A lover's fling.
Sweet love is the cream.

Sweet love by the pond.
Crickets chirping a sweet song.
Fireflies lighting up the night.
Our love taking flight.

Our spirits floating on angel wings.
A sweet love song our hearts sing.
The stars fill the night with joy.
Above the heavens our love soars.

I gaze into the night sky.
The moon smiles.
The stars wink.
Deeper into my sweetheart's arms I sink.

I inhale the fresh spring air.
And tenderly stroke my sweetheart's hair.
A shooting star streaks across the sky.
Our love takes wings and fly.

Her charms I could never resist.
Two hearts floating in ecstasy on a night like this.

A beautiful day is a beautiful day anywhere in the world.
A cool breeze is a cool breeze anywhere in the world.
A bird singing is a bird singing anywhere in the world.
All of these things can be appreciated anywhere in the world.

She found it so appealing.
Whe she got that sweet feeling.
After seeing him kneeling with a diamond ring in his hand.
Wanting her to be his wife.
And his soulmate for the rest of her life.
He felt so fine when she said yes.
He knew that he had gotten the best.

Two skunks met in the grass.
He told her that she was a good looking lass.
And that she smell so sweet.
She told him that his aroma was so neat.
A gray fox came by and said with a wink.
I am sorry to say that you both stink.

She told him that he was her secret love.
He told her that he already knew.
For he felt it too.
A love feeling that was so true.
Who would have knew.
While she was peeking at him.
He was peeking at her too.

I remember the time we said goodbye.
A single tear fell from your eye.
My love was going away.
On a distant trip today.

Her nearness she knew I would surely miss.
Upon my head she placed a kiss.
Even though she left today.
Her heart never did go away.

Upon a TWA jet she flew.
Up in the sky so blue.
A love so true.
I could still feel her kiss as the wind blew.

A sweetheart is one of God's greatest creations.
Who brings to the heart.
A sweet sensation.

She makes everyday worth living.
Her love is always there for the giving.
A love that makes sorrow take flight.
That lights up the heart.
Like fireflies light up the night.

It's twilight.
The sun escorts the moon to the night.
The sun sleeps, the wind howls.
My sweetheart smiles.

Autumn chill,
Sweetheart's warm feel,
Sultry looks,
Heart be still.

She had blonde hair and blue eyes.
And she wore a yellow dress.
Looking ripe for hot passion.
To savor in sliced banana fashion.
Her boyfriend peeling off the dress.
For a sweet love fest.

She was in such a rut.
She just wanted to go off to an island and live in a hut.
Spending time eating bananas and coconuts.
Palm trees and moonlit nights under a beautiful sky.
Just looking at the stars and enjoying time passing by.

Wearing a white dress and gold necklace chain.
Ella looked so sweet walking barefoot in the rain.
She just wanted to feel the rain between her toes.
And the raindrops falling lightly on her cornrows.
Just a pretty little inner city girl.
Loving her rainy day world.

He remembered when he had it all.
When his head wasn't so bald.
He remembered how she use to run her hands through his hair.
But now there is nothing there.
It feels kind of weird.
Now she has to run her hands through his beard.

There's a girl who walks the scenic trail.
The one with the long ponytail.
The way it blows in the breeze.
Can bring a fellow to his knees.

She's pure as sunshine.
Mellow as aged wine.
Mystical as a Hawaiian sunrise.
A beauty bouquet for the eyes.

He missed his girlfriend so dear.
So he had a beer.
Her leaving caused him to lose cheer.
So he had a beer.
She might never return.
This caused him great fear.
So he had a beer.

A lion and tiger got into a fight.
The lion just wanted to claw and bite.
The tiger boxed like he was Muhammad Ali.
And he knocked the lion up a tree.

He had just gotten back from the grocery store.
When he dropped a 2 liter Coca Cola bottle on his big toe.
The pain almost made him want to choke.
He was lucky that it wasn't broke.
His girlfriend told him to stop crying like a wimp.
Or she would put him to bed and take his temp.

He decided to srart a business.
And stop all of his out of work silliness.
So he started a bikini buzz cut business.
Buzz haircuts given by pretty chicks in bikinis.
Who looked like models of fitness.
His business was a big success.
That was the end of his lack of money stress.

He loved the way her dark hair looked so beautiful in the moonlight.
And the way that her black pearl eyes sparkled at night.
He loved the taste of her ruby red lips.
And the gentle touch of her fingertips.
He loved the sound of her loving words.
And the way she lived her life.
Free as a bird.

Our love is written in the stars.
Illuminating the universe from Mercury to Mars.
Our love is floating in the sky.
Dancing above the clouds so high.

Our love is sung by the wind.
Echoed by the thunder.
Caressed by the rain.
A thing of beauty and wonder.

Our love is touched by the sun.
Blessed by God.
Etched in the heart.
Destined to last forever from the start.

Kip and his girlfriend were having an argument.
Over bills and paying the rent.
His dog said, it will all work out in time.
Her cat said, I hope that everything will be fine.
But you must admit that he is blowing all his money.
And that just ain't funny.
His dog just grinned and said, boys will be boys.

I wanted to write a poem.
I wanted to write it about something cuddly and warm.
But I could not write a poem.
I just sat and had a brainstorm.
A thought to me has just come.
I think that I just wrote a poem.

It is such a special sight to see.
When dreams become a reality.
He was all that she ever dreamed of.
Her brightest star in the heavens above.
He was the only one for her in this life.
She knew that she was destined to be his wife.

He left her and she thought that her world would shatter.
She felt like she had been beaten in an egg batter.
But she knew that she had to hold on.
And things would get better before too long.
She just had to look on the bright side.
And keep her dignity and pride.

Brooke slips quietly into the night.
Looking for a little peace.
In pink shawl, she looks so small.
While the moon and night creatures call.

Brooke bends her ear to the wind.
And she lets all of the night sounds flow in.
In this moment, she is one with the night.
And her soul floats lightly like a kite.

He was fishing.
While his dog sat beside him.
He said, I have got a bite.
The dog said, good now pass me another Bud Light.
His dog drank his beer and burped.
While the birds continued to chirp.

She lay on the burning sand.
Bikini body and beautiful tan.
Sunscreen lotion spread on her body by her boyfriend's hand.
Keeping cool with a little paper fan.
Enjoying the beautiful sunlight.
Wearing rose-colored glasses.
What a beautiful sight.

He was the one who was serious.
And she was witty and curious.
But she touched his spirit like no other.
And their relationship was smooth as coconut butter.
When he was with her, his soul flew high.
And their love touched the sky.

One sunny day sweetheart and I were put into a nature trance.
Watching the butterflies dance.
Floating here and floating there.
Spreading beauty everywhere.
One softly landed upon sweetheart's hair.
Then lightly drifted into the air.

Playing beach volleyball on the sand.
Gloria looked so hot with her California tan.
Being eyeballed by all the guys.
Looking sweeter than apple pie.
Wearing her skimpy bikini.
Prettiest of all the scenery.

Remember darling, our exciting date.
You and I cruising the highway.
In my sky blue Camaro Z28.
So in love without a care.
The wind blowing through your lovely hair.

Riding down the highway so wild and free.
Your soft hand upon my knee.
Feeling your body heat as you moved closer.
As your head lay upon my shoulder.

It was a great day for a summer stroll.
Just sweetheart, me, and my favorite cane fishing pole.
Looking for a day of fun.
Down at the local fishing pond.

The sun was was warm and the fish were biting great that day.
Enjoying the pond waves ripple and the way the bobber did sway.
Sweetheart was looking very **** in a seductive way.
But all I had on my mind was fish fillet.

It was on a Saturday morning.
That my mother passed away.
God called her home.
He called her home to stay.

With every sunrise, I see her face.
In my heart, no one can take her place.

Christmas is coming.
It is so very near.
Bringing thoughts of my mother.
Whom I miss so dear.

So I'm sending a card to Heaven.
It floats upon my prayer.
One day in Heaven dear mother.
We will all have Christmas there.

Anita was a Walmart cashier with a good attitude.
She was always happy and never rude.
She could ring up items fast as a jet.
And place all of the items in a shopping cart.
Before a customer could write a check.
Anita was very good at her work.
Anyone who didn't appreciate her was a ****.

In a castle made of ice.
Love was so nice.
The passion was so hot that sweetheart and I felt.
The ice began to melt.

Randy and Sharon were on a nature hike.
And they decided to **** in a cave.
A bear disturbed them.
And only one of them could be saved.
Randy loved Sharon with all his heart.
He felt so sad to leave her.
As he went for the cave entrance at a running start.

She said, I'm leaving you.
He said okay.
She said, I'm taking all the money and the house.
He said okay.
She said, I'm taking Champ the dog.
He said, that's not okay.

He was the world's stingiest cheat.
He went to funerals just for the eats.
It didn't matter whether he knew the deceased person or not.
He only went for a plate of food that was hot.
No one would ever consider him a good chap.
He was just a stingy piece of crap.

Chili Ben loved to grin
After he had broken wind around his friends.
A *** of chili was his doom.
Like a bomb, his chili wind could clear a room.
Chili Ben could have used more manners.
But for now, place him on the break wind champion banners.

Little Lonnie loved chocolate milk.
And the words that he asked his mom were silk.
Mom, does chocolate milk comes from a chocolate cow?
Mom, does white milk come from a white cow?

His mom looked at him and said wow.
White milk comes from a cow of any color that is how.
She laughed and also said.
The cow ate Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars.

And that is why chocolate milk is chocolate.
And if the cow had eaten Red Hots Candy.
Then the milk would have turned out red.
And that put the questions to bed.

Church has always been her favorite place.
When she prays, tears of pearls stream down her face.
She has always known that love and God is the key.
To a good life that's trouble free.

She has always loved God and Sunday School.
Spent her life living by the Golden Rule.
I thank her from the bottom of my heart.
For putting God and me at the top of her chart.

Coach Bear loved to swear.
If players didn't hit hard enough.
He gave them a hard stare.
He was one tough football coach.
But he was always fair.

He worked his players very hard.
But come game time, this was their winner's card.
Coach Bear always brought out the best.
Made his players stronger for life's test.

Two beavers were building a dam.
One got into a really bad jam.
His work was never on time.
It was always late.
Because he had bad teeth.
Because he didn't brush with Colgate.