Kobe Bryant is with us no more.
The good do die young sometimes, that's for sure.
He was a basketball hero in LA.
He always played the game hard, that was his way.
An NBA legend he will forever be.
Always an inspiration to people like you and me.

She looks out the window.
Waiting for her husband who is her one true love.
The snow is falling lightly.
And the stars are shining above.

He walks through the door.
He has just returned from fighting in a foreign war.
But he always carried her love in his heart.
Whether near or far.

Terrell was anxiously awaiting for the mail.
He was feeling so swell.
He got a big surprise.
One that burned his eyes.
The message on the Christmas card read.
Merry Christmas, I'm leaving you.
His girlfriend's message caused him to have to take pain meds.

Bailey was one tough girl.
She didn't care for frills or curls.
She preferred driving a bulldozer.
Better than receiving a dozen roses.
She would rather wrestle with the boys.
Than go shopping at mall stores.

She lay on the burning sand.
Bikini body and beautiful tan.
Sunscreen lotion spread on her body by her boyfriend's hand.
Keeping cool with a little paper fan.
Enjoying the beautiful sunlight.
Wearing rose-colored glasses.
What a beautiful sight.

Little Daphne started to skip.
While eating a bag of Lay's Potato Chips.
The autumn wind began to blow.
And the leaves put on a dance show.
A leaf fell softly in little Daphne's hair.
Just another part of nature's colorful flair.

The wind is blowing softly.
The golden sky is calling.
Lovers come lay underneath me.
And wonders the eyes will see.
Nature treasures are everywhere.
Happiness fills the air.

An old man sits alone in a chair in the garden.
And dreams of yesteryear.
And thinks of friends that have passed.
And the wife that he lost so dear.
Now he feels so all alone.
He prays to God to keep him strong.

Little Lonnie loved chocolate milk.
And the words that he asked his mom were silk.
Mom, does chocolate milk comes from a chocolate cow?
Mom, does white milk come from a white cow?

His mom looked at him and said wow.
White milk comes from a cow of any color that is how.
She laughed and also said.
The cow ate Hershey's Milk Chocolate Bars.

And that is why chocolate milk is chocolate.
And if the cow had eaten Red Hots Candy.
Then the milk would have turned out red.
And that put the questions to bed.

The bed is cold where she use to lay.
There is silence where everything use to be so happy and gay.
The moon always shone brighter when she looked his way.
Everything was sweeter day by day.
Now that she has gone away.
He feels like it is doomsday.

Wearing a white dress and gold necklace chain.
Ella looked so sweet walking barefoot in the rain.
She just wanted to feel the rain between her toes.
And the raindrops falling lightly on her cornrows.
Just a pretty little inner city girl.
Loving her rainy day world.

He remembered how she use to call him hon.
When they had their rendezvous at the swimming pond.
Skinny dipping and dripping wet.
******* was in the plans, this you could bet.
Two lovers enjoying life free as birds.
Floating on the breezes were their love words.

He walks out of the bathroom.
Wrapped in a bath towel.
His girlfriend is a hungry tigress on the prowl.
She pulls the towel away from his body.
She thinks that he is a hottie.
She leads him to the bedroom.
They will both soon feel sweet passion bloom.

Johnny was coming of age.
He had finally reached that stage.
He had grown out of toys and Christmas trees.
All that he wanted for Chrismas was a kiss from Sally.
He surprised her under the mistltoe.
And told her that he loved her so.

The weatherman said that there would be snow.
But when he looked out the window.
There was no snow, no snow for Christmas.
The weather turned out to be 60 degrees.
Who would have believed.
That Santa had to wear sunglasses and short sleeves.

He knew that he had an obligation.
To see that her life was full of satisfaction.
He knew that he needed to treat her well.
And never let their relationship grow stale.
He knew that he had to show her great love.
And bring her more happiness than the stars above.

Jimbo the cat loved to go on the attack.
When people came over to visit his owners.
He flew like a missle at their backs.
Jimbo thought that he was just being playful.
But for people that didn't know him.
He needed to be a little bit more careful.

They had rented a home for 30 years.
When the owner decided to kick them out.
And they didn't know what it was all about.
But there was a lesson to be learned.

Sometimes when you rent, you get burned.
If you rent, you don't own.
If you want to be a homeowner.
Take out a loan.

He took all her control.
She wanted to roast him over some hot coals.
He always wanted things his way.
Which made her have a miserable day.
There was no give or compromise in him.
So she beat his **** with a rolling pin on a whim.

Baron was hiking in the mountains so full of cheer.
When a grizzly bear approached him, he offered the bear a beer.
The grizzly bear became ******* because he was offered a Budweiser.
If he had been offered a Heineken, he would have been much nicer.
And then there wouldn't have been a grizzly bear attack crisis.

Xavier was a hardworking garbage man.
He was a superman at lifting those heavy garbage cans.
He was well known on his route far and wide.
Because in his job, he always took pride.
He learned early in life and this I will tell.
That whatever job you do, do it well.

Chili Ben loved to grin
After he had broken wind around his friends.
A *** of chili was his doom.
Like a bomb, his chili wind could clear a room.
Chili Ben could have used more manners.
But for now, place him on the break wind champion banners.

Marybeth was a southern chick.
She loved fried okra and grits.
She was the town's biggest flirt.
She had slits running down the sides of her skirt.
Showing those fine legs, she was a tease.
Making all the guys weak in the knees.

One Saturday morning, Garrett was in a feisty mood.
And to his barber, he became very rude.
I'm partially bald and my haircut should be half priced he said.
The barber told him, I don't charge by the amount of hair.
I charge by the head.

He made a mistake and called his girlfriend a heartless witch.
It was no mistake when she threw him into a ditch.
She said, you and I are through.
And then kicked him in the head with her stiletto shoe.
It was too bad that his head landed in dog poo.
And she ruined her nice stiletto shoe.

She was leaning against the rail of a cruise ship.
Looking at the beautiful ocean.
When out of the water leapt a great white shark.
And bit off part of her arm.
She had to be rushed to the hospital by helicopter.
She was offered a free cruise when she got well.

He was taking a nap in his truck bed in a beautiful wooded area.
When he was awakened by something licking his face.
He thought that it was his dog Bo.
But it was a hungry coyote.
Getting ready to take a bite out of him.
His German Shepherd Bo had cowardly run away.

Delmont was just like a bear.
There wasn't a place that he didn't have hair.
All over his body he was a super hair grower.
To remove all of the hair it would take a lawnmower.
A lot of his dates were turned off.
Shedding hair sometimes made them cough.

They looked up into the night sky and saw a sign.
One that blew their minds.
They saw two shooting stars.
Racing through the sky so fast.
They knew that their love would always last.
As the shooting stars flew past.

Puddles was a tomcat who wouldn't go outside.
When they opened the door.
He loved to **** on the floor.
He wouldn't use a litter box.

He would crap on the floor just as regular.
As the second hand go around a clock.
His owners tried very hard to train him.
But ******* and crapping on the floor, he did on whims.

He found a wallet full of money.
He was feeling sweeter than honey.
He became bewildered when his conscience said, take the money and run.
Go on a spending spree and have some fun.
He said, conscience you are so full of crap.
You usually tell me to do the right thing.
But you need to shut your thieving trap.

He loved his new girlfriend's collard greens and yams.
His other girlfriend had only fed him spam.
His other girlfriend had always put his spam in a bowl.
With only one little dinner roll.
His other girlfriend had always treated him like a dog.
His new girlfriend brought him sunshine instead of a fog.

He had just gotten back from the grocery store.
When he dropped a 2 liter Coca Cola bottle on his big toe.
The pain almost made him want to choke.
He was lucky that it wasn't broke.
His girlfriend told him to stop crying like a wimp.
Or she would put him to bed and take his temp.

Sweet Jean was smart and keen.
But it would take a bulldozer to remove her from the slot machines.
When her paper money began to fry like lard.
Then the casino slots started eating her debit card.

Little Jenna was playing outside in a California city.
When out of the wooded area came a pretty kitty.
She went to pet the kitty with the arched back.
Her dad sprinted to get rid of the bobcat.
Like he was running Olympic track.

Some guys were very jealous and envious too.
When Ross talked about Julie's **** tattoo.
Ross said that it was the prettiest tattoo that he had ever seen.
And that her **** tattoo was a **** lover's dream.
Some of the guys were so ******* and their minds in a gutter pit.
Because Ross was the only guy who had ever seen it.

If he had been wise.
He would have kissed the tears from her eyes.
Told her how she was so sweet.
Let her know how it hurt him to see her weep.
He would have made her happiness the most important thing in the world.
And showed her how much he loved her being his special girl.

He was low flame but Twila was raging fire.
She would **** him so hard that the passion made him cry.
Twila loved to ride him on top.
She was the ******* cream of the crop.
After love making, he would have a silly grin
While she was just getting her second wind.

Everything was great it seems.
Because he was living on potato chip dreams.
Sunday night football with glasses of beer.
Brought a whole lot of cheer.
Chasing honies on Saturday night at the local bar.
He was a potato chip eating star.

A ****** took his true love's money.
And then made her his honey.
He wondered where he went wrong.
That she would listen to the ******'s love song.
She was just tired of his boring ****.
And just wanted to get out of a dull rut.

He was the one who was serious.
And she was witty and curious.
But she touched his spirit like no other.
And their relationship was smooth as coconut butter.
When he was with her, his soul flew high.
And their love touched the sky.

He was the vampire king.
And he loved to do his blood thing.
It was no lark.
That he was the ruler of the dark.

He called everything in his kingdom mine.
And he got rid of any other vampires that got out of line.
The prettiest females he wanted to bite.
And cause them such fright.

No one could say that he was nice.
A ****** neck was his spice.
The pretty females best beware.
When he gave them the vampire bloodlust stare.

Homer was a farm boy who loved peanut butter and jelly.
And licking whipped cream and Froot Loops off of his girlfriend's belly.
One of his favorite places to **** her.
Was in a very large chicken coop.

Among all the feathers and chicken ****.
Afterwards, they would wash themselves off with Dail Soap and a garden hose.
Until they both came out smelling like a lavender rose.

When Buddy gave her a sloppy wet kiss.
She felt so wrapped up in love.
Buddy was her pet toy poddle.
He was more delightful than a bowl of noodles.
Buddy was her best friend.
Only death could make their friendship end.

He had a lot of charm.
But he was like a dark storm.
There was more than one stage.
The way that he could go into a rage.
The ladies had better run.
Taking his physical abuse will not be fun.

5 more miles to LA.
He had come a long way.
Coming to this beautiful and sunny place.
Is where he always planned to stay.
He was going to make California his home.
He would be very successful.
Because he was smart and strong.

Out in the garden for all to see.
Is the bloom of the Spring Lily.
Catching the rays of the sun.
Anticipating summer and all its fun.

Beautiful is this lily with a radiant glow.
As water from the birthbath flows.
Sweet scent blowing in the wind.
One of the sweetest flowers that nature sends.

A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
Hurry your **** on down to the store and I mean right now.

My friend Ken lives in a world of sin.
Slicked back hair, pencil thin mustache, and a goatee on his chin.
Drives a big candy red caddy and lives in a shanty.
Spends his days trying to get into all the ladies' *******.

He doesn't know the meaning of work.
You might call him the town's biggest ****.
Close your windows and lock your doors.
Before he tries to make your lady his and not yours.

Be very alert when walking in very tall grass.
To what you might see and find.
Because a large slithering venomous creature.
Might sneak up and strike you on the behind.