Johnny was coming of age.
He had finally reached that stage.
He had grown out of toys and Christmas trees.
All that he wanted for Chrismas was a kiss from Sally.
He surprised her under the mistltoe.
And told her that he loved her so.

The weatherman said that there would be snow.
But when he looked out the window.
There was no snow, no snow for Christmas.
The weather turned out to be 60 degrees.
Who would have believed.
That Santa had to wear sunglasses and short sleeves.

He knew that he had an obligation.
To see that her life was full of satisfaction.
He knew that he needed to treat her well.
And never let their relationship grow stale.
He knew that he had to show her great love.
And bring her more happiness than the stars above.

Jimbo the cat loved to go on the attack.
When people came over to visit his owners.
He flew like a missle at their backs.
Jimbo thought that he was just being playful.
But for people that didn't know him.
He needed to be a little bit more careful.

They had rented a home for 30 years.
When the owner decided to kick them out.
And they didn't know what it was all about.
But there was a lesson to be learned.

Sometimes when you rent, you get burned.
If you rent, you don't own.
If you want to be a homeowner.
Take out a loan.

He took all her control.
She wanted to roast him over some hot coals.
He always wanted things his way.
Which made her have a miserable day.
There was no give or compromise in him.
So she beat his **** with a rolling pin on a whim.

Baron was hiking in the mountains so full of cheer.
When a grizzly bear approached him, he offered the bear a beer.
The grizzly bear became ******* because he was offered a Budweiser.
If he had been offered a Heineken, he would have been much nicer.
And then there wouldn't have been a grizzly bear attack crisis.