5 more miles to LA.
He had come a long way.
Coming to this beautiful and sunny place.
Is where he always planned to stay.
He was going to make California his home.
He would be very successful.
Because he was smart and strong.

Out in the garden for all to see.
Is the bloom of the Spring Lily.
Catching the rays of the sun.
Anticipating summer and all its fun.

Beautiful is this lily with a radiant glow.
As water from the birthbath flows.
Sweet scent blowing in the wind.
One of the sweetest flowers that nature sends.

A tomcat tried to impress a female cat with some dead mice.
He told her that they were good to eat and she said, they might have lice.
If you want to impress me, I will tell you how.
Go to the store and get me some Purina Cat Chow.
Hurry your **** on down to the store and I mean right now.

My friend Ken lives in a world of sin.
Slicked back hair, pencil thin mustache, and a goatee on his chin.
Drives a big candy red caddy and lives in a shanty.
Spends his days trying to get into all the ladies' *******.

He doesn't know the meaning of work.
You might call him the town's biggest ****.
Close your windows and lock your doors.
Before he tries to make your lady his and not yours.

Be very alert when walking in very tall grass.
To what you might see and find.
Because a large slithering venomous creature.
Might sneak up and strike you on the behind.

While walking a Wyoming mountain path.
Sweetheart and I encountered a black bear.
She looked at me her eyes full of scare.
I said to her full of boldness and confidence.
Darling, it's either run or prayer.

He was always on the prowl for someone's lunch money.
Always trying to take someone's  sweet honey.
Those days a person didn't have to die.
Biggest hurt would be a black eye.
The only remedy to be found.
Was to face up to the bully and stand your ground.