Playing beach volleyball on the sand.
Gloria looked so hot with her California tan.
Being eyeballed by all the guys.
Looking sweeter than apple pie.
Wearing her skimpy bikini.
Prettiest of all the scenery.

Scott wanted to make the football team.
So for him all the girls would scream.
He was the school's Einstein.
But in football his specialty was riding the pine.

****** Ron's best friend said Ron needed to sow his wild oats.
And proceeded to give him player notes.
He said to his best friend even though I am young.
Sowing wild oats can be limited to wife number one.

The most special person that he ever met.
Was big **** Linda and on this you can bet.
She was a lady who turned a boy into a man.
Sexiest lady in the land.
She took a stick-in-the-mud.
And turned him into a young stud.

Love flows like a river.
Love falls like the rain.
The thought of you makes me shiver.
The touch of your lips makes me quiver.

Love smells sweet like a rose.
Love is deep like the sea.
Your love like leaves on a tree.
Is darling the best part of me.

He was on a beach with his girlfriend.
When they got into a fight.
She knocked him clean out of sight.
He wouldn't quit and tried to wrestle.
She body slammed him on a sand castle.
It was too bad that he got her ******.
That is why she put the hurt on him like this.

It would be nice to live in a land.
Where everyone stayed well.
And donuts never went stale.
A land where everyone thought smart.
And played by the heart.
Where everyone cared for their fellow man and woman.
And strived for peace and a cool drink from a lemonade stand.