They were in a bad neighborhood.
When they got attacked by some thugs.
Even though she was his heart.
He let her put up a good front.
While he got a running start.
He left her to take the heat like a sap.
He was just a cowardly piece of crap.

He was a male policeman dressed as a pretty female ******.
He was working an undercover sting to catch some stupid johns.
A young guy fell for his trap.
And approached him and grabbed his ****.
The young man then asked to buy ****** favors from him.
The cop then handcuffed him and told him.
You stupid ******* I am a male cop and you are going to jail.
He thought as he was being taken to jail.
That it had seemed strange for a woman to have such hard **** cheeks.

The feel of sweetheart's body was so lush.
Passion painted from a romantic brush.
The taste of sweetheart's lips was so sweet.
Like juices dripping from a rainbow treat.

The pretty spark of sweetheart's eyes.
Like diamonds falling from rainbow skies.
The soft feel of sweetheart's skin.
Like a feather floating on a rainbow wind.

Darling, loving you was a sensual groove.
Your soft touch on my back felt so smooth.
Passion burning like a hot furnace felt so right.
Smoky, steamy pleasure welcoming the twilight.

Darling, if I seem to hold you a little longer.
If my kisses seem to linger.
I just want this passion that I'm feeling tonight.
Not to end until the dark turns into daylight.

I remember how I almost cried.
The day that George Jones died.
A piece of traditional country music has passed away.
Whose voice is missed in every way.

The man who sang he stopped loving her today.
She thinks I still care.
I don't need your rocking chair.

George now again sings sweet duets with Tammy.
Floating among the clouds.
At night look at the shining moon.
And still hear the Ole Possum croon.

He was at the local bar.
When he faked needing CPR.
He acted like he was unconscious and couldn't breathe.
So that a pretty nurse patron could bring him back to life.

While she was on her kneees.
But he got a big surprise.
When he tasted bad breath Chad's lips.
As he opened his eyes.