It’s the time
Between you and I
When one of us might decide
Running away
Is the way it will play
And all I can say
Is I ain’t going nowhere today

I wanna **** poets off
If just for a short wile
But I don’t no what too do
Poets tend to be pretty calm
A stoic, nobel crew
I ca’nt figure it out yet
Wat could possibly werk
To annoy that otherwise
Accepting and loving groop
But as far as accomplishments
Its’ sum thing ill surely
Figure out how too due

I wanna get that church boy
Raunchy and hott
Bring it to him
Like he never gott
He won’t feel it’s sinning
He’ll be too busy grinning
And he’ll certainly be
Thanking God

I wanna work you twice over
Sweaty and dirt
Roll around in the hay
But just as importantly
I wanna do all the things that will lead us that way
This ain’t gonna be
A one night stand
Shoot
You ain’t gonna stand when you’re flat on your back
And who knows how many nights we’ll do that

Now that you’re on my radar
You are suddenly
EVERYWHERE
That guy has your name
That guy has your frame
And that other guy has your ****** hair
I’m currently being haunted
By all these reminders of you
You’re practically omnipresent
Like no mere mortal should be able to do

There’s a spiderweb outside
In between two trees
Maybe four feet wide
Hott ****
That spider ain’t no chump
How did it make that
Incredible jump?

I been watching those children all day
They’re pretty chill
Normal kid play
Then mum comes in and the kids just
FLIP OUT
And they’re screaming and whining
And flailing about
I don’t twist the knife and let her know
That behind her back, those kids are pretty mellow
Instead, I try to look exhausted
And act like I’ve been
Tortured by this all day din
Those kids only make when mum walks in